| #330 | BRAINS shorts | 1 |
| #588 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #567 | Blood Light | 1 |
| #533 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbo tree flocker | 1 |
| #474 | Ecto-Cooler | 1 |
| #30 | FDKOL fire hose | 1 |
| #519 | FDKOL hotcakes | 1 |
| #753 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| #421 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 5 |
| #355 | Mesmereyes™ contact lenses | 1 |
| #632 | NPZR chemistry set | 1 |
| #536 | Silver Bullet beer | 1 |
| #59 | The Cooler Out of Space | 49 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #820 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 4 |
| #1784 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #2330 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1151 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #328 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #250 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #966 | bananagate | 1 |
| #697 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #76 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #409 | bottle of fire | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #713 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #631 | corrupted data | 5 |
| #314 | cursed scrunchie | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #110 | disco ball | 583 |
| #141 | disco mask | 427 |
| #465 | drop of water-37 | 1 |
| #6 | enchanted fire extinguisher | 5 |
| #289 | extra-see-thru nightie | 1 |
| #39 | fire axe | 1 |
| #81 | fireman's helmet | 1 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #841 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #177 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #181 | helmet turtle | 475 |
| #626 | hideous egg | 1 |
| #11 | honey dipper | 1 |
| #8 | honeybritches | 1 |
| #19 | honeycap | 1 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #661 | licorice root | 1 |
| #42 | mariachi hat | 489 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #579 | mime soul fragment | 1 |
| #136 | old sweatpants | 516 |
| #140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #7 | pasta spoon | 143,373 |
| #849 | powdered candy sushi set | 1 |
| #531 | press-on ribs | 1 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #108 | ravioli hat | 501 |
| #211 | saucepan | 320 |
| #212 | seal-clubbing club | 265 |
| #65 | seal-skull helmet | 596 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #370 | sorority brain | 1 |
| 🥈 | soul monocle | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #389 | spooky hockey mask | 4 |
| #159 | stolen accordion | 490 |
| #224 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #7 | streetfighting champion's belt | 1 |
| #96 | sucker bucket | 2 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #80 | sucker kabuto | 2 |
| #800 | sucker scaffold | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #682 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #325 | throwing bone | 1 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1150 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2263 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #136 | turtle totem | 513 |
| #599 | unidentified jerky | 4 |
| #1028 | wolfman mask | 1 |