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| #73 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 8 |
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| #163 | cold hi mein | 3 |
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| #724 | dead guy's watch | 5 |
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| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
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| #102 | glass of bourbon | 5 |
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| #499 | grave robbing shovel | 1 |
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| #3138 | grue egg | 5 |
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| #97 | half-melted spoon | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #3453 | handful of confetti | 5 |
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| #1513 | herbal stuffing | 4 |
| #969 | hill of beans | 1 |
| #184 | hot hi mein | 3 |
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| #604 | huge spoon | 1 |
| #604 | insanely spicy bean burrito | 1 |
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| #684 | irate sombrero | 1 |
| #1195 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #187 | jumping bean burrito | 1 |
| #129 | jumping bean taco | 1 |
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| #91 | junk yard | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #905 | lihc face | 1 |
| #438 | linoleum staff | 1 |
| #36 | liquid SONAR | 3 |
| #1622 | lucky rabbit's foot | 2 |
| #1413 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| 🥇 | map to Dolph Bossin's hideout | 1 |
| #166 | menudo | 1 |
| #669 | mesh cap | 1 |
| #440 | miner's helmet | 5 |
| 🥉 | nest egg | 1 |
| #129 | ojo de pez burrito | 4 |
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| #616 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #878 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
| #562 | pasta spoon | 35 |
| #88 | pewter claymore | 4 |
| #1235 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #662 | pile of jumping beans | 1 |
| #841 | pink clay bead | 4 |
| #652 | pool cue | 5 |
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| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #880 | red class ring | 3 |
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| #105 | red-hot boilermaker | 1 |
| #112 | remaindered axe | 1 |
| #308 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #208 | royal jelly taco | 1 |
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| #752 | salamander spleen | 4 |
| #335 | sangria | 1 |
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| #757 | seal-clubbing club | 24 |
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| #889 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #161 | sleazy hi mein | 3 |
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| #275 | spaghetti cult mask | 3 |
| #180 | spicy bean burrito | 1 |
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| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
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| #264 | wand of pigification | 1 |
| #847 | white class ring | 3 |
| #433 | witty rapier | 3 |
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