dEMIT

RankItemQuantity
#639"DRINK ME" potion1
#1927Daffy Taffy1
#18Deep Dish of Legend1
#2661Disco 'Fro Pick1
#737Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir1
#41Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic1
#211Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent1
#1938Dolphin King's crown1
#1495Dr. Hobo's scalpel1
#537Dramaticâ„¢ range1
#24Drip harness1
#2742Drowsy Sword1
#151Duskwalker fangs1
#184Duskwalker syringe1
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#254Effermintâ„¢ tablets1
#1785El Sombrero De Lopez1
#88Elizabeth's Dollie1
#90Elizabeth's paintbrush1
#470Elmley shades1
#169Elvish delight1
#22Engorged Sausages and You1
#35Hollandaise helmet625
#1868Imp Ale1
#1205Instant Karma1
#23Island Hurricane1
#1199M-2421
#1758Mad Train wine1
#33Mallomarbles1
#32Manual of Secret Door Detection1
#51Mark II Steam-Hat1
#694Maxwell's Silver Hammer1
#203McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade1
#29Meat Butler1
#704Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs1
#182Mer-kin fastjuice1
#58Mer-kin stopwatch1
#82Mer-kin weaksauce1
#1140Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub1
#979Microplushie: Bropane1
#838Microplushie: Dorkonide1
#889Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid1
#750Microplushie: Fauxnerditide1
#984Microplushie: Gothochondria1
#998Microplushie: Hippylase1
#578Microplushie: Hipsterine1
#917Microplushie: Hobomosome1
#1008Microplushie: Otakulone1
#951Microplushie: Raverdrine1
#961Microplushie: Sororitrate1
#90Middle of the Roadâ„¢ brand whiskey1
#286Milk Studs1
#391Misty Cape1
#394Misty Cloak1
#380Misty Robe1
#987Mohawk wig1
#591Monstar energy beverage1
#118Moonds1
#136Mornington crescent roll1
#109Mortimer's nostrum1
#248Mr. Haggis1
#2682Mr. Mediocrebar1
#182Mylar balloon1
#161Mysterious Black Box1
#163Mysterious Blue Box1
#161Mysterious Green Box1
#153Mysterious Red Box1
#225T.U.R.D.S. Key1
#778Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro1
#69Take Eleven Bar1
#81Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin1
#1954Tasty Fun Good rice candy1
#95Telltaleâ„¢ rubber heart1
#108Texas tea1
#852The Big Book of Pirate Insults1
#49The Joy of Wassailing (used)1
#98The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants1
🥇Thinknerd T-Shirt1
#56Third Base1
#507Thwaitgold amoeba statuette1
#835Thwaitgold bookworm statuette1
#502Thwaitgold bug statuette1
#353Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette1
#319Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette1
#315Thwaitgold metabug statuette1
#159Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette11
#800Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette4
#128Thwaitgold time fly statuette1
#288Tiger-lily's milk1
#130Time Bandit Time Towel1
#562Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste1
#42Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir1
#319Trivial Avocations Card: What?1
#320Trivial Avocations Card: When?1
#312Trivial Avocations Card: Where?1
#306Trivial Avocations Card: Who?1
#1307Trollhouse cookies1
#756Typical Tavern swill1
🥇actual reality goggles2,810
#1150adorable seal larva2
#5booze drive button1
#6candy drive button1
#153cigar box turtle1
#1025daisy1
#585dance card1
#962dark potion1
#138day-old beer1
#1292dead guy's watch1
#810decorative fountain1
#113deep six-shooter1
#714dehydrated caviar1
#468delicious noodles1
#923demon skin1
#158demonskin trousers1
#64denim jacket1
#1264dense meat stack1
#436dented harmonica1
#591deodorant1
#617depantsing bomb1
#516depleted uranium seal figurine1
#766desiccated apricot1
#1150designer handbag1
#1064diamond-studded cane1
#507didgeridooka2
#63dieting pill1
#220digital key lime1
#109diluted makeup1
#209dingy planks1
#481dire fudgesicle1
#1096dirty hobo gloves1
#102disco ball648
#106disco mask629
#1024disease1
#292disembodied smile1
#345dishrag1
#787disintegrating quill pen1
#476disintegrating sheet music1
#677displaced fish1
#93disposable instant camera1
#587distressed denim pants1
#1852disturbing fanfic1
#548divine blowout1
#478divine cracker1
#547divine noisemaker1
#122donated booze137
#68donated candy320
#46donated food544
#356dope wheels1
#58dorky glasses1
#269double-barreled sling1
#112double-ice gum1
#813drab sonata1
#930draggin' ball hat1
#295dragon snaps1
#373dreadlock whip1
#134dress pants1
#111droopy doll eye1
#763drum machine1
#187drum of tommy ammo1
#266dry martini1
#1139dry noodles1
#213dry vodka martini1
#1979drywall axe1
#516ducha de oro1
#2323duct tape1
#255duct tape wallet1
#468dull fish scale1
#407dungeoneer's dungarees2
#124duonoculars1
#1041dusty bottle of Marsala1
#1062dusty bottle of Merlot1
#1030dusty bottle of Muscat1
#1030dusty bottle of Pinot Noir1
#1060dusty bottle of Port1
#1015dusty bottle of Zinfandel1
#399eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest1
#114eXtreme meat crossbow1
#896eXtreme mittens1
#855eXtreme scarf1
#136eagle feather1
#136eagle's milk1
#35ear candle1
#124ectoplasmic orbs1
#51eerie fetish1
#946effervescent potion1
#337eggbeater1
#2833eggnog1
#50eighth plague1
#388eldritch effluvium1
#155electric snakebite1
#67electronics kit1
#128elegant nightstick1
#87elemental caipiroska1
#53elemental sugarcube1
#210elephant stinger1
#151eleven-foot pole1
#1117empty Cloaca-Cola bottle1
#1304empty agua de vida bottle1
#666empty meat tank1
#543enchanted barbell1
#604enchanted bean1
#207enchanted bean burrito1
#184enchanted brass knuckles1
#1180encoder ring1
#541energy drink IV1
#734enormous belt buckle1
#315epic wad1
#196ert grey goo ring1
#83essential cameraderie1
#99essential tofu1
#35everfull glass1
#48excitement pill1
#191exotic jungle fruit1
#145exotic orchid1
#112expensive camera1
#112extra-flat panini1
#745extra-greasy slider1
#471extra-strength strongness elixir1
#1016eye of newt1
#216eye of the Tiger-lily1
#402eye-pod1
#190eyedrops of newt1
#1086eyepatch1
#8food drive button1
#1034friendly cheez blob2
#149helmet turtle670
#110ice harvest1
#88ice porter1
#1763ice-cold Sir Schlitz1
#1602ice-cold Willer1
#1356ice-cold fotie1
#325iced-out bling1
#615icy katana hilt1
#163imbued seal-blubber candle1
#166imitation White Russian1
#445imp unity ring1
#46imported taffy1
#89industrial strength starch1
#355infernal fife1
#739infernal insoles1
#33inflammable leaf1
#12inflatable LT&T telegraph office1
#668inkwell1
#63insane tophat1
#246insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito1
#194insanely spicy jumping bean burrito1
#130invisibility potion1
#89invisible potion1
#682irate sombrero1
#1282iron pasta spoon1
#100ironic battle spoon1
#78ironic moustache1
#169irradiated turtle1
#133irresistibility potion1
#124irritability potion1
#59magenta seashell1
#385magic lamp1
#395magic whistle1
#109magical baguette1
#1218magical ice cubes1
#665magical pony: Dusk Shiny1
#682magicalness-in-a-can1
#491magilaser blastercannon1
#211magnificent oyster egg1
#677maiden wig1
#195makeshift crane1
#171makeshift skirt1
#181makeshift turban1
#70mama's squeezebox1
#167mana curds1
#93mangled finger1
#750many-eyed glasses1
#28map to a candy-rich block1
#480margarita1
#707mariachi G-string1
#33mariachi hat659
#921marshmallow1
#666martini1
#1323marzipan skull1
#498meat engine1
#984meat paste1
#34meat shield1
#1043meat stack1
#136meatloaf helmet1
#211meatsmithing guide1
#132meatspout staff1
#629megatofu1
#479melted Jell-o shot1
#312memory of a C1
#322memory of a G1
#312memory of a T1
#307memory of an A1
#99memory of an AT base pair1
#326memory of some delicious amino acids1
#266menudo ravioli1
#84metal band T-shirt1
#1203metallic A1
#70mid-level medieval mead1
#161midriff scrubs1
#937milky potion1
#790miner's helmet1
#785miner's pants1
#23mini kiwi1
#51mint-condition magic wand1
#245mixed wildflower greens2
#151mocking turtle1
#213moist Crimbo spices1
#588molotov cocktail cocktail1
#141molten scrap metal1
#502monkey wrench1
#2027monomolecular yo-yo1
#152monster bait1
#729mood ring1
#364moonglasses1
#115moose antlers1
#135moose thought1
#58moreltini1
#11moss floss1
#115mostly-broken sunglasses1
#646mother's little helper1
#133mouse skull1
#145moxie magnet1
#963moxie weed1
#690mugcake1
#599mullet wig1
#992mummy costume1
#812mummy wrapping1
#910murky potion1
#378mushroom pizza1
#145musk turtle1
#96mysterious chemical residue1
#107old sweatpants673
#86pasta spoon606
#89ravioli hat616
#128saucepan635
#133seal-clubbing club620
#57seal-skull helmet646
#63silent D1
#57silent E1
#203silent I1
#191silent M1
#65silent T1
#143stolen accordion607
#1333stray chihuahua1
#810t8r tots1
#831taco shell1
#189tainted seal's blood1
#1210tamarind-flavored chewing gum1
#729tambourine bells1
#307tangerine1
#505tap shoes1
#95tarnished tastevin1
#603tarrrnish charrrm1
#322tasket1
#774tattered scrap of paper1
#500teeny-tiny ninja stars1
#603tenderizing hammer1
#610tequila grenade1
#438tequila sunrise1
#348tequila with training wheels1
#283that gum you like1
#70the most dangerous bait1
#450thermos full of Knob coffee1
#49third-hand lantern1
#220third-hand nunchaku1
#536thistle wine1
#148thought balloon1
#116three-legged pants1
#508three-tiered wedding cake1
#121throwing fork1
#124throwing knife1
#121throwing spoon1
#142tighty whiteys1
#164time's arrow1
#421tin magnolia1
#70tin of submardines1
#182tiny barrel1
#999tiny bottle of absinthe1
#191tiny bowler1
#64tiny handful of mixed nuts1
#1699tiny house1
#382tiny knife and fork1
#625tiny ninja sword1
#323tiny plastic golden gundam1
#891tires1
#265tisket1
#1051titanium assault umbrella1
#3156toast1
#85tobiko marble soda1
#545tofu casserole1
#2808tofurkey gravy1
#1136tomato1
#319tomb ratchet1
#108tongue depressor1
#163tonic djinn1
#239tonic water1
#1404tooth1
#2068top1
#96toy accordion1
#428traditional Crimbo cookie1
#90transdermal smoke patch1
#1782triangular CRIMBCOOKIE1
#72trick coin1
#124tropical swill1
#93troutpiece1
#575tube of dread wax1
#392tulip1
#673turtle pheromones1
#121turtle totem620
#133turtle-shaped rock1
#288turtlemail bits1
#131turtling rod1
#539twinkly nuggets1
#516twinkly powder1
#1078twinkly wad1
#83two meat muck1
#1355untamable turtle1
#1126unusual disco ball2

Wow, that's 12,487 items total!

what items are this player missing?