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RankItemQuantity
#639"DRINK ME" potion1
#1927Daffy Taffy1
#18Deep Dish of Legend1
#2663Disco 'Fro Pick1
#737Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir1
#41Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic1
#211Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent1
#1939Dolphin King's crown1
#1496Dr. Hobo's scalpel1
#537Dramaticâ„¢ range1
#26Drip harness1
#2741Drowsy Sword1
#151Duskwalker fangs1
#185Duskwalker syringe1
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#255Effermintâ„¢ tablets1
#1789El Sombrero De Lopez1
#88Elizabeth's Dollie1
#92Elizabeth's paintbrush1
#470Elmley shades1
#171Elvish delight1
#24Engorged Sausages and You1
#36Hollandaise helmet625
#1868Imp Ale1
#1204Instant Karma1
#27Island Hurricane1
#1201M-2421
#1759Mad Train wine1
#33Mallomarbles1
#33Manual of Secret Door Detection1
#51Mark II Steam-Hat1
#696Maxwell's Silver Hammer1
#205McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade1
#31Meat Butler1
#702Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs1
#183Mer-kin fastjuice1
#60Mer-kin stopwatch1
#83Mer-kin weaksauce1
#1140Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub1
#980Microplushie: Bropane1
#840Microplushie: Dorkonide1
#890Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid1
#752Microplushie: Fauxnerditide1
#985Microplushie: Gothochondria1
#999Microplushie: Hippylase1
#579Microplushie: Hipsterine1
#919Microplushie: Hobomosome1
#1009Microplushie: Otakulone1
#953Microplushie: Raverdrine1
#962Microplushie: Sororitrate1
#91Middle of the Roadâ„¢ brand whiskey1
#287Milk Studs1
#391Misty Cape1
#394Misty Cloak1
#380Misty Robe1
#988Mohawk wig1
#591Monstar energy beverage1
#121Moonds1
#137Mornington crescent roll1
#110Mortimer's nostrum1
#248Mr. Haggis1
#2682Mr. Mediocrebar1
#182Mylar balloon1
#163Mysterious Black Box1
#165Mysterious Blue Box1
#161Mysterious Green Box1
#154Mysterious Red Box1
#226T.U.R.D.S. Key1
#779Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro1
#70Take Eleven Bar1
#82Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin1
#1954Tasty Fun Good rice candy1
#96Telltaleâ„¢ rubber heart1
#109Texas tea1
#853The Big Book of Pirate Insults1
#49The Joy of Wassailing (used)1
#98The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants1
🥇Thinknerd T-Shirt1
#58Third Base1
#508Thwaitgold amoeba statuette1
#839Thwaitgold bookworm statuette1
#501Thwaitgold bug statuette1
#354Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette1
#321Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette1
#315Thwaitgold metabug statuette1
#98Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette13
#802Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette4
#586Thwaitgold slug statuette4
#129Thwaitgold time fly statuette1
#290Tiger-lily's milk1
#130Time Bandit Time Towel1
#563Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste1
#319Trivial Avocations Card: What?1
#321Trivial Avocations Card: When?1
#312Trivial Avocations Card: Where?1
#306Trivial Avocations Card: Who?1
#1307Trollhouse cookies1
#756Typical Tavern swill1
🥇actual reality goggles2,810
#1157adorable seal larva2
#5booze drive button1
#6candy drive button1
#153cigar box turtle1
#1025daisy1
#585dance card1
#964dark potion1
#139day-old beer1
#1293dead guy's watch1
#810decorative fountain1
#114deep six-shooter1
#714dehydrated caviar1
#469delicious noodles1
#923demon skin1
#158demonskin trousers1
#65denim jacket1
#1266dense meat stack1
#438dented harmonica1
#591deodorant1
#618depantsing bomb1
#517depleted uranium seal figurine1
#767desiccated apricot1
#1153designer handbag1
#1064diamond-studded cane1
#507didgeridooka2
#63dieting pill1
#220digital key lime1
#109diluted makeup1
#209dingy planks1
#482dire fudgesicle1
#1098dirty hobo gloves1
#102disco ball648
#108disco mask629
#1025disease1
#292disembodied smile1
#344dishrag1
#787disintegrating quill pen1
#476disintegrating sheet music1
#677displaced fish1
#95disposable instant camera1
#587distressed denim pants1
#1853disturbing fanfic1
#550divine blowout1
#479divine cracker1
#548divine noisemaker1
#123donated booze137
#70donated candy320
#47donated food544
#356dope wheels1
#60dorky glasses1
#269double-barreled sling1
#113double-ice gum1
#813drab sonata1
#931draggin' ball hat1
#297dragon snaps1
#374dreadlock whip1
#135dress pants1
#111droopy doll eye1
#764drum machine1
#187drum of tommy ammo1
#266dry martini1
#1142dry noodles1
#214dry vodka martini1
#1979drywall axe1
#517ducha de oro1
#2320duct tape1
#255duct tape wallet1
#469dull fish scale1
#407dungeoneer's dungarees2
#124duonoculars1
#1043dusty bottle of Marsala1
#1064dusty bottle of Merlot1
#1032dusty bottle of Muscat1
#1031dusty bottle of Pinot Noir1
#1062dusty bottle of Port1
#1017dusty bottle of Zinfandel1
#400eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest1
#114eXtreme meat crossbow1
#897eXtreme mittens1
#856eXtreme scarf1
#137eagle feather1
#137eagle's milk1
#35ear candle1
#125ectoplasmic orbs1
#51eerie fetish1
#948effervescent potion1
#337eggbeater1
#2834eggnog1
#51eighth plague1
#389eldritch effluvium1
#156electric snakebite1
#67electronics kit1
#128elegant nightstick1
#90elemental caipiroska1
#54elemental sugarcube1
#210elephant stinger1
#151eleven-foot pole1
#1117empty Cloaca-Cola bottle1
#1306empty agua de vida bottle1
#666empty meat tank1
#544enchanted barbell1
#605enchanted bean1
#208enchanted bean burrito1
#184enchanted brass knuckles1
#1180encoder ring1
#541energy drink IV1
#734enormous belt buckle1
#315epic wad1
#193ert grey goo ring1
#84essential cameraderie1
#100essential tofu1
#35everfull glass1
#48excitement pill1
#191exotic jungle fruit1
#145exotic orchid1
#114expensive camera1
#112extra-flat panini1
#745extra-greasy slider1
#471extra-strength strongness elixir1
#1016eye of newt1
#216eye of the Tiger-lily1
#402eye-pod1
#191eyedrops of newt1
#1087eyepatch1
#8food drive button1
#1039friendly cheez blob2
#150helmet turtle670
#111ice harvest1
#90ice porter1
#1764ice-cold Sir Schlitz1
#1603ice-cold Willer1
#1357ice-cold fotie1
#326iced-out bling1
#616icy katana hilt1
#165imbued seal-blubber candle1
#166imitation White Russian1
#446imp unity ring1
#48imported taffy1
#89industrial strength starch1
#356infernal fife1
#740infernal insoles1
#38inflammable leaf1
#12inflatable LT&T telegraph office1
#669inkwell1
#63insane tophat1
#246insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito1
#194insanely spicy jumping bean burrito1
#130invisibility potion1
#91invisible potion1
#683irate sombrero1
#1282iron pasta spoon1
#100ironic battle spoon1
#78ironic moustache1
#170irradiated turtle1
#133irresistibility potion1
#124irritability potion1
#59magenta seashell1
#386magic lamp1
#397magic whistle1
#110magical baguette1
#1220magical ice cubes1
#669magical pony: Dusk Shiny1
#684magicalness-in-a-can1
#492magilaser blastercannon1
#213magnificent oyster egg1
#677maiden wig1
#195makeshift crane1
#171makeshift skirt1
#181makeshift turban1
#70mama's squeezebox1
#167mana curds1
#93mangled finger1
#750many-eyed glasses1
#28map to a candy-rich block1
#480margarita1
#709mariachi G-string1
#34mariachi hat659
#921marshmallow1
#667martini1
#1323marzipan skull1
#499meat engine1
#983meat paste1
#34meat shield1
#1042meat stack1
#136meatloaf helmet1
#212meatsmithing guide1
#132meatspout staff1
#629megatofu1
#479melted Jell-o shot1
#312memory of a C1
#322memory of a G1
#313memory of a T1
#307memory of an A1
#99memory of an AT base pair1
#328memory of some delicious amino acids1
#268menudo ravioli1
#85metal band T-shirt1
#1204metallic A1
#71mid-level medieval mead1
#161midriff scrubs1
#939milky potion1
#791miner's helmet1
#785miner's pants1
#25mini kiwi1
#51mint-condition magic wand1
#246mixed wildflower greens2
#151mocking turtle1
#217moist Crimbo spices1
#588molotov cocktail cocktail1
#140molten scrap metal1
#502monkey wrench1
#2029monomolecular yo-yo1
#152monster bait1
#730mood ring1
#364moonglasses1
#117moose antlers1
#137moose thought1
#59moreltini1
#13moss floss1
#116mostly-broken sunglasses1
#646mother's little helper1
#133mouse skull1
#145moxie magnet1
#963moxie weed1
#689mugcake1
#600mullet wig1
#992mummy costume1
#811mummy wrapping1
#912murky potion1
#378mushroom pizza1
#145musk turtle1
#99mysterious chemical residue1
#108old sweatpants673
#86pasta spoon606
#91ravioli hat616
#129saucepan635
#133seal-clubbing club620
#58seal-skull helmet646
#63silent D1
#57silent E1
#203silent I1
#191silent M1
#65silent T1
#144stolen accordion607
#1341stray chihuahua1
#812t8r tots1
#831taco shell1
#190tainted seal's blood1
#1211tamarind-flavored chewing gum1
#729tambourine bells1
#308tangerine1
#505tap shoes1
#96tarnished tastevin1
#603tarrrnish charrrm1
#323tasket1
#774tattered scrap of paper1
#501teeny-tiny ninja stars1
#603tenderizing hammer1
#610tequila grenade1
#438tequila sunrise1
#349tequila with training wheels1
#283that gum you like1
#71the most dangerous bait1
#452thermos full of Knob coffee1
#49third-hand lantern1
#220third-hand nunchaku1
#537thistle wine1
#148thought balloon1
#117three-legged pants1
#509three-tiered wedding cake1
#122throwing fork1
#125throwing knife1
#122throwing spoon1
#142tighty whiteys1
#166time's arrow1
#422tin magnolia1
#71tin of submardines1
#184tiny barrel1
#1000tiny bottle of absinthe1
#192tiny bowler1
#66tiny handful of mixed nuts1
#1700tiny house1
#382tiny knife and fork1
#626tiny ninja sword1
#327tiny plastic golden gundam1
#892tires1
#265tisket1
#1051titanium assault umbrella1
#3157toast1
#86tobiko marble soda1
#547tofu casserole1
#2807tofurkey gravy1
#1137tomato1
#321tomb ratchet1
#109tongue depressor1
#164tonic djinn1
#240tonic water1
#1404tooth1
#2070top1
#97toy accordion1
#434traditional Crimbo cookie1
#90transdermal smoke patch1
#1782triangular CRIMBCOOKIE1
#74trick coin1
#125tropical swill1
#93troutpiece1
#576tube of dread wax1
#392tulip1
#674turtle pheromones1
#121turtle totem620
#134turtle-shaped rock1
#286turtlemail bits1
#131turtling rod1
#539twinkly nuggets1
#517twinkly powder1
#1076twinkly wad1
#84two meat muck1
#1355untamable turtle1
#1127unusual disco ball2

Wow, that's 12,492 items total!

what items are this player missing?