| #640 | "DRINK ME" potion | 1 |
| #824 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 4 |
| #98 | Crimbo stocking | 1 |
| #476 | Crimboween memo | 21 |
| #627 | Daffy Taffy | 45 |
| #436 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 2 |
| #335 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #471 | M-242 | 12 |
| #13 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 1,712 |
| #585 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 31 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #740 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #144 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 2 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #11 | Valentine | 17,712 |
| #85 | Valentine's Day cake | 6 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #451 | abominable snowcone | 24 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| #658 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 1 |
| #1253 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 5 |
| #53 | angel-food cake | 1 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #350 | anniversary gift box | 8 |
| #97 | arrow'd heart balloon | 6 |
| #853 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #36 | asparagus knife | 295 |
| #133 | aspirin | 6 |
| #273 | astral mushroom | 42 |
| #166 | astronaut pants | 52 |
| #3417 | badass belt | 12 |
| #251 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 4 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #181 | black snowcone | 21 |
| #224 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 50 |
| #346 | blood flower | 24 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #485 | blue snowcone | 11 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #1226 | bottle of goofballs | 20 |
| #179 | bottle opener belt buckle | 23 |
| #9 | box of sunshine | 74,435 |
| #633 | can of Red Minotaur | 4 |
| #1038 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 8 |
| #1280 | candied yams | 6 |
| #900 | candy cane | 39 |
| #3110 | candy stake | 2 |
| #92 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 52 |
| #19 | cherry | 1,499 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #616 | clay peace-sign bead | 1 |
| #120 | clockwork chef-in-the-box | 1 |
| #43 | clockwork detective skull | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #747 | clockwork key | 1 |
| #134 | clockwork maid | 1 |
| #15 | clockwork pants | 3 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #198 | cool mushroom wine | 1 |
| #243 | crazy little Turkish delight | 69 |
| #32 | cryptic puzzle box | 1 |
| #648 | daisy | 2 |
| #67 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #57 | deadly nightshade | 1 |
| #459 | dill | 88 |
| #867 | disassembled clover | 23 |
| #80 | double daisy | 5 |
| #1736 | easter egg balloon | 13 |
| #145 | exotic orchid | 1 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #171 | fancy chocolate | 15 |
| #309 | fertilized ghuol egg | 1 |
| #879 | fine wine | 1 |
| #12 | flaming mushroom wine | 31 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #25 | forest tears | 71 |
| #107 | frozen Mob Penguin | 23 |
| #489 | fruitcake | 45 |
| #526 | ghost cucumber | 85 |
| #203 | ghost pickle on a stick | 5 |
| #818 | ghuol egg | 8 |
| #36 | gilded lily | 3 |
| #586 | gingerbread bugbear | 40 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #60 | green beer | 245 |
| #1007 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #115 | green snowcone | 204 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #1341 | grue egg | 19 |
| #107 | heart-shaped balloon | 187 |
| #538 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #1007 | herb brownies | 3 |
| #24 | icy mushroom wine | 14 |
| #70 | icy-hot katana | 23 |
| #498 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #82 | knob mushroom wine | 2 |
| #2698 | laser-broiled pear | 6 |
| #690 | leather chaps | 1 |
| #895 | leather mask | 1 |
| #414 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #143 | long-stemmed rose | 13 |
| #175 | mafia aria | 139 |
| #26 | magnetic field | 1 |
| #153 | maple leaf | 4 |
| #41 | mini-zeppelin | 2 |
| #292 | munchies pill | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #6 | one million meat pancakes | 1 |
| #896 | orange glowstick | 2 |
| #135 | orange snowcone | 209 |
| #249 | oriole-feather headdress | 5 |
| #666 | pack of KWE trading card | 5 |
| #404 | patchouli incense stick | 32 |
| #1236 | pet rock | 5 |
| #106 | petrified time | 4 |
| #593 | pink pony | 1 |
| #65 | potato sprout | 23 |
| #223 | potted cactus | 23 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #148 | poutine | 62 |
| #144 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #295 | pretty bouquet | 7 |
| #356 | pretty flower | 424 |
| #90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
| #115 | red snowcone | 224 |
| #283 | redrum | 5 |
| #26 | refrigerated biohazard container | 1 |
| #102 | rewinged stab bat | 11 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #459 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #130 | scroll of pasta summoning | 120 |
| #50 | serum of sarcasm | 101 |
| #30 | shiny butcherknife | 42 |
| #64 | shock collar | 11 |
| #182 | shot of flower schnapps | 4 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #258 | sleeping snowy owl | 14 |
| #33 | solid asbestos box | 1 |
| #13 | solid chrome box | 2 |
| #14 | solid linoleum box | 2 |
| #392 | spectral pickle | 31 |
| #6 | star stiletto | 236 |
| #64 | stinky mushroom wine | 5 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #52 | string of green beads | 129 |
| #62 | string of red beads | 117 |
| #83 | stuffed stab bat | 4 |
| #96 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 200 |
| #120 | sturdy sword hilt | 1 |
| #183 | support cummerbund | 45 |
| #704 | teddy bear | 9 |
| #147 | thought balloon | 1 |
| #157 | tiny balloon knife | 5 |
| #201 | tiny knife and fork | 3 |
| #57 | tiny makeup kit | 3 |
| #175 | tiny ninja sword | 6 |
| #28 | tiny plastic stab bat | 829 |
| #249 | tomato daiquiri | 6 |
| #925 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1062 | top | 4 |
| #1556 | toy crazy train | 3 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #1565 | toy mercenary | 2 |
| #1194 | toy ray gun | 5 |
| #211 | toy space helmet | 45 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #238 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 4 |
| #681 | tropical wrapping paper | 2 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #131 | urinal cake | 100 |
| #55 | vial of patchouli oil | 29 |
| #10 | vibrating cyborg knife | 341 |
| #66 | whip kit | 10 |
| #537 | white balloon | 3 |
| #99 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 29 |
| #804 | white picket fence | 1 |
| #129 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 6 |
| #543 | yellow snowcone | 62 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |
| #851 | zombie pineal gland | 5 |