| #186 | "caramel" orange | 5 |
| #236 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 1 |
| 🥈 | 5-hour acrimony | 8,895 |
| #342 | Argarggagarg's fang | 5 |
| #269 | Baja sopapilla | 2 |
| 🥉 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 49 |
| #530 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 4 |
| #365 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 2 |
| #4 | FantasyRealm Mage's Hat | 514 |
| 🥉 | FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask | 956 |
| 🥈 | FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm | 1,462 |
| 🥇 | Gathered Meat-Clip | 60,000 |
| #753 | Heimandatz's heart | 2 |
| #161 | Iron Beta of Industry | 61 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #4 | Knob Goblin visor | 110,000 |
| #83 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 2 |
| #28 | Manual of Lock Picking | 2 |
| #60 | Mer-kin cookiestove | 91 |
| #6 | Middle of the Road™ brand whiskey | 5,400 |
| 🥇 | Neverending Party favor | 1,130 |
| #22 | Newbiesport™ tent | 1,177 |
| #277 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 24 |
| #6 | PB&J with the crusts cut off | 6,800 |
| #462 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 2 |
| #6 | Purple Beast energy drink | 7,900 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #88 | Red Roger's reliquary | 7 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #353 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 5 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #394 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 10 |
| #8 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 40 |
| #5 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 25 |
| #209 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 4 |
| #146 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 1 |
| #90 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 13 |
| #111 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 12 |
| #750 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1,371 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #56 | Twelve Night Energy | 12 |
| #21 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 15 |
| #393 | Yakisoba's hat | 4 |
| #29 | Yorick | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| 🥉 | angst burger | 7,168 |
| #52 | antique nutcracker beard | 1 |
| #46 | antique nutcracker boots | 1 |
| #46 | antique nutcracker cape | 1 |
| #36 | antique nutcracker drumstick | 1 |
| #32 | antique nutcracker epaulets | 1 |
| #143 | antique nutcracker figurine | 1 |
| #47 | antique nutcracker hat | 1 |
| #45 | antique nutcracker pants | 1 |
| #42 | antique nutcracker sword | 1 |
| #44 | antique nutcracker waistcoat | 1 |
| 🥉 | bag of gross foreign snacks | 60,000 |
| #4 | beery blood | 14,551 |
| #23 | belt of Ogrekind | 1 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| #9 | bottle of sea wine | 1,405 |
| #70 | bowl of mernudo | 14 |
| #98 | boxed gumball machine | 1 |
| #273 | bread man | 1 |
| #209 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 4 |
| #9 | bunch of sea grapes | 1,673 |
| #98 | can of mixed everything | 1 |
| #6 | candy drive button | 1 |
| #85 | carnivorous potted plant | 1 |
| #143 | cloning kit | 5 |
| #20 | concentrated fish broth | 3 |
| #4 | cosmetic football | 5,200 |
| 🥇 | cozy scarf | 1 |
| #7 | cyan seashell | 1,971 |
| #4 | denim jacket | 5,100 |
| #130 | depleted Crimbonium football helmet | 2 |
| #63 | dollar-sign bag | 97 |
| #4 | dorky glasses | 4,800 |
| #30 | dropped scrap of paper | 11 |
| #43 | dwarvish magazine | 21 |
| #133 | eggwater | 4 |
| #128 | electric pants | 1 |
| 🥇 | electronics kit | 6,700 |
| #6 | embezzler's oil | 110,000 |
| #72 | ert grey goo ring | 12 |
| #4 | expensive camera | 90,000 |
| #423 | facsimile dictionary | 25 |
| #113 | festive egg sac | 1 |
| #76 | fishelada | 15 |
| #138 | flan del mar | 6 |
| #20 | flapper floppers | 1 |
| #140 | fleshy putty | 6 |
| #38 | flour cookie | 9 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| #33 | fuzzy polar bear ears | 1 |
| 🥇 | gas can | 8,400 |
| #16 | gilded trumpet | 1 |
| 🥇 | glass eye | 1 |
| #65 | glob of salty molasses | 78 |
| #66 | gold wedding ring | 142 |
| #110 | golden fleece | 2 |
| 🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
| #45 | gooified animal matter | 139 |
| #45 | gooified mineral matter | 132 |
| #46 | gooified vegetable matter | 132 |
| #6 | gray seashell | 1,978 |
| #82 | green and red bean | 128 |
| #7 | green seashell | 1,993 |
| #22 | gumshoes | 1 |
| 🥇 | gunpowder burrito | 14,563 |
| #54 | half of a gold tooth | 128 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #453 | heart of the volcano | 15 |
| #10 | hermedisiac cologne | 14 |
| #69 | huge Crimbo cookie | 4 |
| #78 | huge gold coin | 137 |
| #33 | iFlail | 1 |
| #25 | iShield | 1 |
| #10 | imported lemon lozenge | 12 |
| #62 | intact anemone spike | 117 |
| 🥈 | jam band bootleg | 6,900 |
| #8 | kelp | 3,309 |
| #165 | lab-grown meat | 2 |
| #36 | liquid SONAR | 3 |
| #10 | lucky rabbitfish fin | 141 |
| #6 | magenta seashell | 1,887 |
| #84 | makeshift cape | 4 |
| #193 | makeshift crane | 1 |
| #169 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #37 | makeshift turban | 4 |
| #67 | massive gemstone | 72 |
| #23 | miniature goose mask | 1 |
| #92 | moist Crimbo spices | 85 |
| 🥈 | neverending wallet chain | 4,500 |
| #17 | ninjammies | 1 |
| 🥉 | noticeable pumps | 5,500 |
| #9 | nutcracking pliers | 1 |
| #78 | ojo de pez burrito | 11 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| #8 | party balloon | 200 |
| 🥇 | party whip | 2 |
| 🥉 | pentagram bandana | 4,900 |
| #100 | peppermint eel sauce | 115 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #145 | peppermint-scented socks | 1 |
| #53 | personalizable gingerbread cookie | 14 |
| #20 | piece of coral | 127 |
| 🥉 | piece of driftwood | 400 |
| #97 | pixel coin | 1 |
| #52 | plain candy cane | 6 |
| #18 | plastic doll arms | 12 |
| #29 | plastic doll legs | 8 |
| #120 | poisonsettia | 10 |
| 🥉 | ponytail clip | 4,800 |
| #35 | portable Othello set | 1 |
| #94 | potato alarm clock | 1 |
| #12 | prescription teeth whitener | 12 |
| #24 | pressurized potion of possessiveness | 1 |
| #36 | pretty flower | 17,601 |
| #171 | projectile chemistry set | 2 |
| #41 | quantum of familiar | 11 |
| 🥉 | ratty knitted cap | 5,000 |
| #719 | really dense meat stack | 8 |
| #56 | red coin | 1 |
| 🥇 | ring | 1 |
| #272 | rose | 1 |
| #6 | rotten tomato | 111 |
| 🥉 | rubber baby doll | 1 |
| #20 | rubber doll body | 12 |
| #19 | rubber doll head | 15 |
| #49 | runny icing | 198 |
| 🥈 | runproof mascara | 7,200 |
| #75 | salt plum | 127 |
| #30 | salt plum sake | 4 |
| #77 | salty gumdrop | 46 |
| #7 | sea avocado | 1,000 |
| #6 | sea carrot | 1,000 |
| #7 | sea cucumber | 1,000 |
| #129 | self-repairing earmuffs | 1 |
| 🥉 | shoe ad T-shirt | 5,200 |
| #12 | signal fragment | 43 |
| #57 | silver cow skull | 4 |
| #16 | sneakeasies | 1 |
| #91 | soggy gingerbread chunk | 72 |
| #191 | solid gold bowling ball | 98 |
| #150 | solid gold jewel | 1 |
| #485 | solid gold pegleg | 4 |
| 🥈 | space blanket | 500 |
| #4 | space chowder | 140 |
| 🥉 | space wine | 555 |
| #11 | spearfish fishing spear | 150 |
| #61 | super-sweet fish goo (spoiled) | 59 |
| #5 | surprisingly capacious handbag | 5,400 |
| #88 | synthetic rock | 1 |
| #43 | tempura green and red bean | 1 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #143 | third ear | 1 |
| #40 | time shuriken | 1 |
| #27 | tiny glowing red nose | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #877 | towel | 8 |
| #145 | universal biscuit | 7 |
| 🥈 | unremarkable duffel bag | 5,200 |
| #19 | valuable coin | 200 |
| #47 | valuable trinket | 2,489 |
| 🥈 | van key | 5,400 |
| 🥈 | very small red dress | 8,100 |
| #7 | waders | 164 |
| #35 | waterlogged cloth | 42 |
| #34 | waterlogged leather | 44 |
| #32 | waterlogged metal | 38 |
| #33 | waterlogged stuffing | 39 |
| #13 | waterlogged wood | 33 |
| #23 | white earbuds | 1 |
| #36 | wooly loincloth | 1 |
| #32 | yabba dabba doo rag | 1 |
| #10 | yellow seashell | 1,900 |
| #125 | yule hatchet | 2 |