| #102 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #479 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #92 | Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #502 | Green Clover of Justice | 4 |
| #2314 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 6 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #474 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #314 | anniversary balloon | 3 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #642 | asshat | 1 |
| #11 | baby killer bee | 6,314 |
| #75 | big bad voodoo mask | 12 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #92 | birthday party jellybean cheesecake | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #4348 | box of sunshine | 11 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #132 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 12 |
| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| #879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #95 | congratulatory cake | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #567 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #983 | fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #32 | grouchy restless spirit | 3,012 |
| #3236 | handful of confetti | 6 |
| #2353 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #2034 | obsidian dagger | 5 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #1956 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #106 | plexiglass pikestaff | 3 |
| #91 | plexiglass pith helmet | 3 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #2128 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #39 | smoldering box | 3 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2560 | spectre scepter | 5 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #10 | squashed frog | 6,642 |
| #676 | stainless steel scarf | 5 |
| #400 | stainless steel shillelagh | 10 |
| #931 | stainless steel skullcap | 4 |
| #1705 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #616 | stainless steel solitaire | 5 |
| #794 | stainless steel suspenders | 5 |
| #6261 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #395 | stuffed ninja snowman | 11 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #226 | stuffed yo-yo | 3 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #13 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2,162 |
| #62 | tiny plastic sword | 2 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #587 | wreath of laurels | 1 |