Sarcastro

RankItemQuantity
#101Brimstone Boxers1
#32Brimstone Brooch1
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#491Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket1
#1368Copper Alpha of Sincerity1
#481Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket1
#89Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form1
#440General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket1
#507Green Clover of Justice4
#2321Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet6
#397Miniborg beeper1
#362Miniborg hiveminder1
#394Miniborg laser1
#444Miniborg stomper1
#405Miniborg strangler1
#525Order of the Silver Wossname1
#476Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket1
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#1612Yellow Moon of Compassion1
#314anniversary balloon3
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#2606anniversary gift box1
#643asshat1
#11baby killer bee6,314
#75big bad voodoo mask12
🥈biomechanical crimborg helmet1
🥈biomechanical crimborg leg armor1
#93birthday party jellybean cheesecake1
#142bow staff1
#150bowlegged pants1
#134bowler1
#4350box of sunshine11
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#133chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses12
#176coconut bikini top1
#883commemorative war stein1
#95congratulatory cake1
#127duct tape dockers1
#92duct tape fedora1
#108duct tape shirt1
#232duct tape sword1
#572fancy seashell necklace1
#981fuzzy dice6
#32grouchy restless spirit3,012
#3242handful of confetti6
#2351immense cyborg hand1
#2029obsidian dagger5
🥇old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie1
#1955oversized fish scaler1
#214plexiglass pants1
#106plexiglass pikestaff3
#91plexiglass pith helmet3
#181plexiglass pocketwatch1
#2126polyalloy shield1
#489potted fern1
#553right half of a heart necklace1
#40smoldering box3
#2845solid gold bowling ball1
#3320spade necklace1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#2568spectre scepter5
#1479spooky hockey mask1
#10squashed frog6,642
#676stainless steel scarf5
#399stainless steel shillelagh10
#932stainless steel skullcap4
#1705stainless steel slacks2
#618stainless steel solitaire5
#791stainless steel suspenders5
#6271stuffed angry cow4
#395stuffed ninja snowman11
#8890stuffed undead elbow macaroni1
#226stuffed yo-yo3
🥇time sleigh1
#13tiny plastic killer bee2,162
#60tiny plastic sword2
🥇tropical Crimbo pressie1
#590wreath of laurels1

Wow, that's 18,311 items total!

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