| #411 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #110 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 1 |
| #87 | Golden Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| 🥇 | Mafia bow tie | 1 |
| 🥇 | Mafia stogie | 1 |
| 🥇 | Mafia violin case | 1 |
| #1567 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1268 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #494 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #970 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #1401 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1784 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #260 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #951 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #2330 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #1151 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #74 | Valentine | 1,000 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #744 | box of sunshine | 399 |
| 🥇 | cement shoes | 1 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #9 | dry martini | 500 |
| #1328 | handful of confetti | 29 |
| 🥇 | jumbo olive | 17,702 |
| #100 | martini | 95 |
| #4 | olive | 146,563 |
| #4 | olive lo mein | 500 |
| #7 | olive stir-fry | 500 |
| #291 | pork elf goodies sack | 25 |
| #6 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 679 |
| #22 | vodka martini | 504 |