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| #4250 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1840 | Daffy Taffy | 2 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #724 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 4 |
| #1496 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #69 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 92 |
| #406 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 19 |
| #1335 | Mad Train wine | 9 |
| #591 | Meleegra™ pills | 11 |
| #2244 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #48 | Sugar Cog | 75 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #1631 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 2 |
| #2224 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #252 | anti-anti-antidote | 11 |
| #7427 | badass belt | 1 |
| #2042 | ball | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #489 | beertini | 3 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #800 | blackberry | 2 |
| #339 | bloody beer | 39 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #966 | bottle of gin | 5 |
| #1531 | bottle of goofballs | 15 |
| #1216 | bottle of rum | 6 |
| #1132 | bottle of tequila | 3 |
| #965 | bottle of vodka | 4 |
| #1149 | bottle of whiskey | 5 |
| #111 | boxed wine | 426 |
| #505 | broken skull | 28 |
| #1093 | candy stake | 6 |
| #1437 | chaos butterfly | 6 |
| #170 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 32 |
| #109 | chocolate box | 1 |
| #29 | clockwork chef head | 1 |
| #72 | clockwork claws | 1 |
| #58 | clockwork clockwise dome | 1 |
| #89 | clockwork counterclockwise dome | 1 |
| #72 | clockwork doohickey | 1 |
| #33 | clockwork endoskeleton | 1 |
| #57 | clockwork handle | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #747 | clockwork key | 1 |
| #27 | clockwork maid head | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #52 | clockwork pirate skull | 1 |
| #54 | clockwork rings | 1 |
| #40 | clockwork rod | 1 |
| #53 | clockwork shank | 1 |
| #93 | clockwork sheet | 1 |
| #159 | clockwork sphere | 1 |
| #65 | clockwork spine | 1 |
| #97 | clockwork thingamajig | 1 |
| #86 | clockwork widget | 1 |
| #1243 | cranberries | 1 |
| #179 | diamond-studded cane | 45 |
| #525 | disease | 13 |
| #386 | disembodied brain | 8 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #4232 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #861 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
| #793 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #3042 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #113 | green beer | 142 |
| #5338 | grue egg | 1 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #475 | handsomeness potion | 2 |
| #1688 | kite | 2 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #382 | lihc face | 11 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #518 | marzipan skull | 17 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #186 | oriole-feather headdress | 7 |
| #1761 | pail | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #373 | pile of jumping beans | 7 |
| #1170 | plot hole | 3 |
| #140 | potion of temporary gr8ness | 12 |
| #894 | probability potion | 8 |
| #806 | procrastination potion | 13 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #661 | red pixel potion | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #80 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 98 |
| #412 | serum of sarcasm | 1 |
| #2313 | shiny ring | 3 |
| #843 | skeleton bone | 17 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #860 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 2 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #2624 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #845 | spooky mushroom | 35 |
| #412 | spooky shrunken head | 17 |
| #689 | spooky stick | 7 |
| #500 | spork | 2 |
| #525 | star | 46 |
| #1119 | string of blue beads | 10 |
| #1226 | string of green beads | 9 |
| #554 | string of red beads | 21 |
| #3201 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #1974 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 3 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #6226 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #6121 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #3976 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #3948 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
| #4873 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #4884 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #3965 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 4 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #4811 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #1833 | tiny plastic hermit | 3 |
| #3971 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #6075 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #4876 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3921 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #6200 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #3306 | tiny plastic stab bat | 5 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #57 | tortoise's blessing | 115 |
| #702 | toy soldier | 2 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #963 | valuable trinket | 57 |
| #586 | wang | 1 |
| #84 | wussiness potion | 290 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |