| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #254 | Bohemian rhapsody | 1 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #146 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #256 | Corpse Island iced tea | 21 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #53 | Inner Strength | 5 |
| #53 | Inner Truth | 5 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #54 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 2 |
| #101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #625 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #1489 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 3 |
| #179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #112 | banana | 75 |
| #220 | banana cream pie | 2 |
| #220 | banana daiquiri | 1 |
| #152 | banana peel | 36 |
| #139 | banana smoothie | 6 |
| #208 | banana spritzer | 1 |
| #574 | banana-frosted king cake | 4 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #937 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #465 | bungle in the jungle | 1 |
| #468 | corpse on the beach | 11 |
| #286 | corpsedriver | 17 |
| #202 | corpsetini | 25 |
| #7 | corroded breeches | 1 |
| #6 | corrosive cowl | 1 |
| #1410 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 3 |
| #150 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #183 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #27 | hobo stogie | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #2119 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 3 |
| #1522 | sandwich of the gods | 3 |
| #214 | slime-soaked brain | 1 |
| #202 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #57 | spiritual candy cane | 4 |
| #63 | spiritual fruitcake | 4 |
| #189 | spiritual gingerbread | 2 |
| #4567 | stuffed astral badger | 8 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |