Museum :: Grandpa Joe

Grandpa Joe

Rank	Item	Quantity
#67	5-hour acrimony	13
#652	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#437	Argarggagarg's fang	4
#431	Asleep in the Cemetery	4
#55	Bastille Battalion cheese wheel	1
#222	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#563	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	2
#502	Blizzards I Have Died In	2
#75	Bowlet	1
#1502	Bulky Buddy Box	1
🥇	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)	1
#560	Drowsy Sword	33
#49	Every Day is Like This Sundae	1
#432	Frosty's frosty mug	3
#91	Gets-You-Drunk	1
#1442	Green Clover of Justice	1
#547	Heimandatz's heart	3
#667	Hodgman's blanket	1
#481	Jocko Homo's head	4
#835	Kissin' Cousins	1
#17	Lens of Violence	1
#1063	Let Me Be!	1
#849	Maxing, Relaxing	1
#44	Mer-kin darkbook	2
#25	Middle of the Road™ brand whiskey	478
#632	NPZR chemistry set	1
#78	Oh, the Humanitini	1
#302	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	4
#25	PB&J with the crusts cut off	459
#1001	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	6
#16	Pantaloons of Hatred	1
#1452	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	1
#21	Staff of Simmering Hatred	1
#936	Tales from the Fireside	1
#951	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	1
#398	The Art of Slapfighting	2
#45	The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook	1
#702	The Mariachi's guitar case	2
#96	The Six-Pack of Pain	1
#98	The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants	1
#41	Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette	16
#348	Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette	1
#986	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	3
#53	Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	18
#235	Thwaitgold nymph statuette	4
#1035	Thwaitgold termite statuette	2
#934	Travels with Jerry	1
#15	Ultra Mega Sour Ball	3
#511	Yakisoba's hat	3
#651	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	2
#857	adorable seal larva	3
#82	angst burger	9
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#272	anticheese	30
#126	antique Canadian lantern	1
#84	antique nutcracker figurine	4
#185	baby cuddlefish	1
#1206	baby killer bee	4
#496	baconstone	16
#32	bad rum and good cola	1
#109	balanced antler	1
#664	balloon monkey	2
#1145	banana	1
#1797	barrrnacle	2
#1102	blood flower	3
#53	body spradium	2
#1327	box of sunshine	145
#37	brain preservation fluid	7
#62	breakfast mess	240
#140	breakfast miracle	1
#63	browser cookie	2
#62	carrot claret	1
#6	chalk chalice	1
#472	cocoa egg	19
#16	defective Game Grid token	1
#47	depleted Grimacite hammer	1
#32	depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	1
#911	designer handbag	2
#1476	duck-on-a-string	1
#27	eau de mort	2
#83	eggman noodles	2
#72	eldritch distillate	1
#927	enchanted leopard-print barbell	6
#37	extra-greasy slider	100
#310	fertilized ghuol egg	1
#626	friendly cheez blob	4
#4735	fuzzy dice	1
#172	gamma nog	2
#185	gin-soaked blotter paper	3
#58	glass of bourbon	11
#59	glass of raw eggs	1
#203	grilled mooseflank	5
#27	grouper fangirl	2
#3896	grue egg	3
#46	hacked gibson	5
#425	hamethyst	19
#1159	handful of confetti	35
#56	herb brownies	420
#63	jar of fermented pickle juice	40
#38	leftover pasty	1
#413	leprechaun hatchling	1
#590	macaroni duck	4
#605	magical pony: Pearjack	1
#643	magical pony: Shutterfly	1
#600	magical pony: Uniquity	1
#71	mime army shotglass	1
#239	mooseflank	1
🥉	moosemeat pie	301
#107	muskox-skin cap	1
#287	oldcake	1
#84	plastic bazooka	1
#34	plush hamsterpus	1
#172	porquoise	38
#92	portable dam	1
#204	pretty flower	1,324
#300	primitive candy cane	1
#74	pristine walrus tusk	2
#610	really dense meat stack	10
#416	rewinged stab bat	1
#262	runny fermented egg	1
#967	sandwich of the gods	7
#35	sleazy fairy gravy	6
#326	sleeping wereturtle	2
#390	solid gold bowling ball	48
#146	spice melange	1
#34	status cymbal	1
#784	stray chihuahua	3
#1642	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	19
#7816	stuffed Cheshire bitten	2
#408	stuffed Hodgman	1
#6269	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	4
#1753	stuffed Meat	17
#3170	stuffed alien blob	1
#4834	stuffed angry cow	7
#7014	stuffed astral badger	3
#6370	stuffed baby gravy fairy	4
#5649	stuffed cocoabo	5
#1319	stuffed crazy bastard sword	3
#3202	stuffed doppelshifter	1
#7024	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	3
#2146	stuffed gray blob	3
#7022	stuffed hand turkey	3
#1565	stuffed key	18
#1679	stuffed martini	2
#5754	stuffed mind flayer	5
#1850	stuffed mink	15
#2314	stuffed monocle	8
#471	stuffed ninja snowman	10
#5811	stuffed scary death orb	5
#2253	stuffed shoulder parrot	7
#5354	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	6
#6196	stuffed snowy owl	4
#7795	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	2
#768	stuffed spooky mushroom	11
#6924	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	3
#1803	stuffed teddy butler	16
#2303	stuffed tin of caviar	8
#1771	stuffed treasure chest	12
#5781	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	5
#179	stuffed walrus	1
#137	synthetic dog hair pill	1
#105	time residue	1
#65	tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo	1
#61	tiny plastic Café Elf	1
#47	tiny plastic Crimbo caroler	1
#42	tiny plastic Crimbo cheer	1
#4312	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	1
#59	tiny plastic Dolph Bossin	1
#484	tiny plastic Duke Starkiller	2
#785	tiny plastic Gary Claybender	1
#776	tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker	1
#46	tiny plastic Mer-kin baker	1
#45	tiny plastic Mirth	1
#1315	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	1
#2119	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	3
#40	tiny plastic Penny	1
#3904	tiny plastic Spam Witch	1
#4021	tiny plastic angry bugbear	1
#4474	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
#8169	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	1
#3911	tiny plastic cubist bull	1
#53	tiny plastic dolphin "orphan"	1
#8185	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	1
#6072	tiny plastic killer bee	2
#46	tiny plastic multi-level marketer	1
#57	tiny plastic orphan	1
#58	tiny plastic reindeer	1
#45	tiny plastic sea elf	1
#53	tiny plastic wild beaver	1
#52	tiny plastic yuleviathan	1
#1864	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#2069	top	1
#428	traditional Crimbo cookie	1
#3145	tree-eating kite	1
#863	unusual disco ball	3
#121	voodoo snuff	12
#166	warbear gyro	1
#436	warbear metalworking primer	1
#399	yellow candygram	1
#2364	yo-yo	1

Wow, that's 4,298 items total!

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