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| #25 | Middle of the Road™ brand whiskey | 478 |
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| #25 | PB&J with the crusts cut off | 459 |
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| #336 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 1 |
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| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
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| #494 | baconstone | 16 |
| #32 | bad rum and good cola | 1 |
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| #1146 | banana | 1 |
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| #51 | body spradium | 2 |
| #1325 | box of sunshine | 145 |
| #35 | brain preservation fluid | 7 |
| #61 | breakfast mess | 240 |
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| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #26 | eau de mort | 2 |
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| #71 | eldritch distillate | 1 |
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| #39 | extra-greasy slider | 100 |
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| #58 | glass of bourbon | 11 |
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| #203 | grilled mooseflank | 5 |
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| #3890 | grue egg | 3 |
| #46 | hacked gibson | 5 |
| #424 | hamethyst | 19 |
| #1153 | handful of confetti | 35 |
| #56 | herb brownies | 420 |
| #64 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 40 |
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| #587 | macaroni duck | 4 |
| #601 | magical pony: Pearjack | 1 |
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| #239 | mooseflank | 1 |
| 🥉 | moosemeat pie | 301 |
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| #93 | portable dam | 1 |
| #204 | pretty flower | 1,324 |
| #299 | primitive candy cane | 1 |
| #76 | pristine walrus tusk | 2 |
| #609 | really dense meat stack | 10 |
| #412 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
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| #965 | sandwich of the gods | 7 |
| #35 | sleazy fairy gravy | 6 |
| #319 | sleeping wereturtle | 2 |
| #390 | solid gold bowling ball | 48 |
| #146 | spice melange | 1 |
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| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
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| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
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| #2307 | stuffed monocle | 8 |
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| #5345 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 6 |
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| #6914 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #1799 | stuffed teddy butler | 16 |
| #2297 | stuffed tin of caviar | 8 |
| #1767 | stuffed treasure chest | 12 |
| #5773 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
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| #41 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
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| #780 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
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| #2117 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 3 |
| #39 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #6063 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
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| #2068 | top | 1 |
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