| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1425 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1453 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1472 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1423 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2243 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #486 | Ancient Saucehelm | 5 |
| #525 | Colander of Em-er'il | 5 |
| #1832 | Crimboween memo | 3 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #620 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 4 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #214 | Frogade | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #202 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 11 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #51 | anniversary balloon | 43 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #692 | atomic vector plotter | 3 |
| #1170 | baconstone | 6 |
| #630 | balaclava baklava | 1 |
| #629 | ballroom blintz | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #631 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 3 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #3616 | candy cane | 3 |
| #2396 | candy stake | 3 |
| #687 | chorizo brownies | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #663 | computronic processing unit | 3 |
| #713 | dehydrated caviar | 1 |
| #959 | evil googly eye | 3 |
| #3307 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 3 |
| #996 | felt | 9 |
| #433 | frozen Mob Penguin | 2 |
| #1786 | fruitcake | 6 |
| #2002 | gingerbread bugbear | 6 |
| #3040 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #1916 | googly eye | 3 |
| #1148 | hamethyst | 6 |
| #657 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 3 |
| #692 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 3 |
| #1416 | logic synthesizer | 3 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1374 | mafia aria | 6 |
| #1323 | marzipan skull | 1 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #1310 | porquoise | 4 |
| #689 | quantum polarity inducer | 3 |
| #566 | recursive spline reticulator | 4 |
| #844 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 2 |
| #618 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 4 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1496 | spooky felt | 3 |
| #1322 | spooky length of string | 5 |
| #827 | spooky stuffing | 6 |
| #1321 | spooky toy wheel | 2 |
| #1326 | spooky wooden block | 3 |
| #783 | stick | 2 |
| #1551 | stringy sinew | 3 |
| #1600 | stuffing | 4 |
| #571 | sub-molecular interocitor | 4 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2301 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #2297 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1822 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |