| #1437 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1455 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2244 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #490 | Ancient Saucehelm | 5 |
| #529 | Colander of Em-er'il | 5 |
| #1830 | Crimboween memo | 3 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #619 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 4 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #214 | Frogade | 1 |
| #2245 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #202 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 11 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #51 | anniversary balloon | 43 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #692 | atomic vector plotter | 3 |
| #1174 | baconstone | 6 |
| #632 | balaclava baklava | 1 |
| #629 | ballroom blintz | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #631 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 3 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #3617 | candy cane | 3 |
| #2397 | candy stake | 3 |
| #689 | chorizo brownies | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #663 | computronic processing unit | 3 |
| #714 | dehydrated caviar | 1 |
| #960 | evil googly eye | 3 |
| #3305 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 3 |
| #997 | felt | 9 |
| #433 | frozen Mob Penguin | 2 |
| #1786 | fruitcake | 6 |
| #2002 | gingerbread bugbear | 6 |
| #3042 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #1916 | googly eye | 3 |
| #1152 | hamethyst | 6 |
| #657 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 3 |
| #691 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 3 |
| #1416 | logic synthesizer | 3 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1373 | mafia aria | 6 |
| #1322 | marzipan skull | 1 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #1313 | porquoise | 4 |
| #688 | quantum polarity inducer | 3 |
| #566 | recursive spline reticulator | 4 |
| #843 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 2 |
| #618 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 4 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1496 | spooky felt | 3 |
| #1321 | spooky length of string | 5 |
| #827 | spooky stuffing | 6 |
| #1321 | spooky toy wheel | 2 |
| #1325 | spooky wooden block | 3 |
| #785 | stick | 2 |
| #1551 | stringy sinew | 3 |
| #1600 | stuffing | 4 |
| #571 | sub-molecular interocitor | 4 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2299 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #2296 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1821 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |