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| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #2465 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
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| #1496 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
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| #816 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 2 |
| #792 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 2 |
| #1007 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #997 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #1117 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #746 | Knob Goblin visor | 2 |
| #644 | Mohawk wig | 6 |
| #529 | Newbiesport™ tent | 1 |
| #845 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #794 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #788 | acoustic guitarrr | 2 |
| #1102 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 3 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2609 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #387 | asbestos staff | 1 |
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| #900 | baseball | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
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| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #462 | black shield | 3 |
| #852 | black snake skin | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #727 | black sword | 1 |
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| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
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| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
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| #545 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #509 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #508 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #576 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
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| #798 | clown shoes | 1 |
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| #1139 | cog | 1 |
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| #810 | decorative fountain | 1 |
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| #532 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #1718 | disco mask | 1 |
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| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #270 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 4 |
| #206 | enchanted eyepatch | 1 |
| #934 | furry fur | 19 |
| #296 | gator skin | 22 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
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| #428 | grassy cutlass | 1 |
| #428 | hippopotamus skin | 1 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
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| #171 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
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| #1087 | meat vortex | 1 |
| #671 | mesh cap | 1 |
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| #791 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #459 | mullet wig | 2 |
| #858 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1206 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1041 | original G | 3 |
| #189 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
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| #152 | palm-frond fan | 1 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #214 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
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| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #234 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #191 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
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| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #162 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #72 | pixel shield | 1 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
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| #359 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #1422 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1506 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #1083 | red paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #891 | ridiculously huge sword | 3 |
| #944 | ring of aggravate monster | 2 |
| #1237 | seal-clubbing club | 5 |
| #412 | shock collar | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #821 | spiked femur | 1 |
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| #606 | star hat | 1 |
| #309 | star staff | 1 |
| #420 | star sword | 1 |
| #1283 | stolen accordion | 6 |
| #2392 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 7 |
| #8938 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #6274 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 4 |
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| #7018 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #8834 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1877 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
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| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #8981 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
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| #6292 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #2637 | stuffed mink | 4 |
| #2930 | stuffed monocle | 2 |
| #8943 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #5796 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 5 |
| #8806 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #3042 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #6929 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #2394 | stuffed teddy butler | 7 |
| #2308 | stuffed tin of caviar | 8 |
| #2217 | stuffed treasure chest | 5 |
| #5784 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #525 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3991 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3116 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3178 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #385 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3945 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3179 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4313 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3125 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3834 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3075 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3960 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3915 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #3065 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3068 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3929 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4025 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8216 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8256 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3966 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8179 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3179 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3914 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4499 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3879 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1017 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3912 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3927 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8155 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8064 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3897 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8132 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8073 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8203 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8105 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8118 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1037 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3998 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4348 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8102 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3895 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3852 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3839 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8228 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8163 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8142 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #979 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4041 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4484 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1051 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #896 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #641 | white satin pants | 2 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #1245 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #355 | yak skin | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #881 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1181 | yeti fur | 14 |