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| #71 | Apathargic Bandersnatch | 1 |
| #569 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 6 |
| #967 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1786 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1468 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #746 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 21 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1453 | anniversary gift box | 3 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1480 | baconstone | 4 |
| #2042 | ball | 1 |
| #1914 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1065 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #925 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #141 | bow staff | 1 |
| #149 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #133 | bowler | 1 |
| #467 | brine | 42 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #610 | dill | 66 |
| #1477 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1829 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #901 | felt | 10 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #613 | ghost cucumber | 74 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #2822 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #1709 | googly eye | 4 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #636 | iron pasta spoon | 7 |
| #2407 | irradiated candy cane | 2 |
| #1688 | kite | 2 |
| #666 | kneecapping stick | 16 |
| #475 | length of string | 25 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #1845 | mafia aria | 2 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #601 | oozenog | 6 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #135 | rave whistle | 68 |
| #1192 | scroll of pasta summoning | 3 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #494 | support cummerbund | 13 |
| #3349 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 5 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #3950 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #3366 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #3940 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #3949 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #2857 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 6 |
| #4887 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #4498 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1017 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3990 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #4860 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #2528 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 7 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3313 | tiny plastic grue | 5 |
| #2708 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic killer bee | 4 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #2232 | tiny plastic mosquito | 8 |
| #1037 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1800 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #2644 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #4903 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #4865 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #3349 | tiny plastic star starfish | 5 |
| #979 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4039 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2660 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #1866 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #417 | toy wheel | 22 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1040 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #452 | vinegar | 89 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1043 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2365 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |