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| #74 | Apathargic Bandersnatch | 1 |
| #568 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 6 |
| #968 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1783 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #745 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 21 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1455 | anniversary gift box | 3 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1476 | baconstone | 4 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #467 | brine | 42 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #610 | dill | 66 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1829 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #901 | felt | 10 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #613 | ghost cucumber | 74 |
| #2410 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #2822 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #1708 | googly eye | 4 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #636 | iron pasta spoon | 7 |
| #2407 | irradiated candy cane | 2 |
| #1688 | kite | 2 |
| #665 | kneecapping stick | 16 |
| #475 | length of string | 25 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #1846 | mafia aria | 2 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #601 | oozenog | 6 |
| #497 | petrified time | 1 |
| #135 | rave whistle | 68 |
| #1193 | scroll of pasta summoning | 3 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #3199 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #494 | support cummerbund | 13 |
| #3339 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 5 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #3351 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #2851 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 6 |
| #4878 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #4849 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #2521 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 7 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3301 | tiny plastic grue | 5 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #3965 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #3897 | tiny plastic killer bee | 4 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #4827 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #2228 | tiny plastic mosquito | 8 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1795 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #4889 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #4858 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #3341 | tiny plastic star starfish | 5 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #1863 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #416 | toy wheel | 22 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #452 | vinegar | 89 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |