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| #922 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1257 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #319 | Cloaca grenade | 55 |
| #200 | Cloaca-Cola | 203 |
| #246 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 15 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #999 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #302 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 9 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #4250 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #426 | Dyspepsi grenade | 31 |
| #424 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 151 |
| #215 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 13 |
| #999 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #406 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 6 |
| #956 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 2 |
| #581 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #990 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1007 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #996 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #438 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #430 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 9 |
| #936 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 14 |
| #843 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #793 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #478 | Spooky-Gro fertilizer | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1526 | Valentine | 6 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #217 | baconstone pendant | 2 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #522 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1298 | blood flower | 2 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #1103 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1110 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #363 | candy cane | 103 |
| #11 | cog | 5,287 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #928 | dill | 27 |
| #532 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #2364 | eggnog | 2 |
| #254 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #1084 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #516 | fancy chocolate | 6 |
| #1000 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #1946 | fruitcake | 5 |
| #427 | furry pants | 1 |
| #1080 | ghost cucumber | 25 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #2002 | gingerbread bugbear | 6 |
| #344 | googly eye | 40 |
| #5337 | grue egg | 1 |
| #1933 | hamethyst | 2 |
| #2514 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #563 | iron pasta spoon | 9 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #442 | kneecapping stick | 31 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #749 | lihc face | 2 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #569 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #352 | mafia aria | 73 |
| #500 | magical mystery juice | 7 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #790 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #785 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #858 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #700 | oyster basket | 5 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #396 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 2 |
| #753 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #651 | scroll of pasta summoning | 14 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #802 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #480 | spectral pickle | 23 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #786 | spooky mushroom | 44 |
| #894 | spooky shrunken head | 3 |
| #278 | spooky staff | 1 |
| #730 | spooky stick | 6 |
| #310 | star buckler | 1 |
| #330 | star pants | 1 |
| #308 | star staff | 1 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #4800 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #289 | support cummerbund | 26 |
| #963 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #2846 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 6 |
| #2039 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 4 |
| #1679 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 5 |
| #924 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 4 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #1793 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #8209 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8248 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #4475 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #4841 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #4874 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #3297 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 5 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #4884 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #6231 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #2878 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 6 |
| #4810 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #6146 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #3268 | tiny plastic killer bee | 5 |
| #6169 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #4836 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #3975 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #6132 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4465 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2611 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #6197 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #6129 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #4018 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #2292 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #641 | tomato daiquiri | 1 |
| #2069 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1019 | vinegar | 20 |
| #1245 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2365 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |