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| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #319 | Cloaca grenade | 55 |
| #199 | Cloaca-Cola | 203 |
| #245 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 15 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #997 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #302 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 9 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #426 | Dyspepsi grenade | 31 |
| #423 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 151 |
| #214 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 13 |
| #997 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #405 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 6 |
| #954 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 2 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #989 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #972 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1004 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #430 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 9 |
| #935 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 14 |
| #842 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #790 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #783 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #477 | Spooky-Gro fertilizer | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1525 | Valentine | 6 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #216 | baconstone pendant | 2 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #520 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1295 | blood flower | 2 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #361 | candy cane | 103 |
| #11 | cog | 5,287 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #928 | dill | 27 |
| #531 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #2364 | eggnog | 2 |
| #253 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #515 | fancy chocolate | 6 |
| #997 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #1947 | fruitcake | 5 |
| #425 | furry pants | 1 |
| #1080 | ghost cucumber | 25 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #2002 | gingerbread bugbear | 6 |
| #342 | googly eye | 40 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #1932 | hamethyst | 2 |
| #2511 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #563 | iron pasta spoon | 9 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #441 | kneecapping stick | 31 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #750 | lihc face | 2 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #352 | mafia aria | 73 |
| #500 | magical mystery juice | 7 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #788 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #782 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #856 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #699 | oyster basket | 5 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #394 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 2 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #651 | scroll of pasta summoning | 14 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #799 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #480 | spectral pickle | 23 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #788 | spooky mushroom | 44 |
| #895 | spooky shrunken head | 3 |
| #277 | spooky staff | 1 |
| #730 | spooky stick | 6 |
| #309 | star buckler | 1 |
| #328 | star pants | 1 |
| #307 | star staff | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #289 | support cummerbund | 26 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #2839 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 6 |
| #2039 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 4 |
| #1679 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 5 |
| #924 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 4 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #1791 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #4866 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #3290 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 5 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #4876 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #2870 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 6 |
| #4801 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #6137 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #3262 | tiny plastic killer bee | 5 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #3970 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #4010 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #2290 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #639 | tomato daiquiri | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1019 | vinegar | 20 |
| #1246 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |