| #760 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 4 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #706 | Cloaca-Cola | 35 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #3592 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #1306 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 18 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #678 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #1004 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #798 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 2 |
| #599 | Knob mushroom | 4 |
| #805 | Knoll mushroom | 4 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #471 | Microplushie: Bropane | 19 |
| #338 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 10 |
| #331 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 14 |
| #237 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 11 |
| #376 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 20 |
| #330 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 38 |
| #431 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 2 |
| #400 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 13 |
| #376 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 32 |
| #359 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 18 |
| #399 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 21 |
| #850 | Mohawk wig | 2 |
| #523 | Now and Earlier | 4 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #1956 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #72 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #559 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 7 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #389 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 2 |
| #1929 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 2 |
| #524 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 3 |
| #2631 | Yummy Tummy bean | 6 |
| #233 | actual reality goggles | 1 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #1079 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #5942 | badass belt | 3 |
| #367 | barskin hat | 1 |
| #1295 | blood flower | 2 |
| #4253 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #1218 | bottle of tequila | 2 |
| #904 | bugbear beanie | 2 |
| #790 | bugbear bungguard | 3 |
| #214 | can of fake snow | 2 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #474 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 14 |
| #1066 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #213 | colored-light "necklace" | 2 |
| #848 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #29 | crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #153 | detective skull | 1 |
| #392 | disbelief suspenders | 2 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #374 | fairy gravy boat | 2 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #997 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #812 | flaming crutch | 2 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #380 | green balloon | 7 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #4471 | grue egg | 2 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #797 | hemp string | 2 |
| #724 | herbs | 6 |
| #779 | loaded serum blowgun | 5 |
| #688 | meat from yesterday | 1 |
| #500 | mugcake | 2 |
| #568 | necklace chain | 1 |
| #154 | old school calculator watch | 6 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #1756 | pail | 1 |
| #557 | potted cactus | 2 |
| #272 | potted fern | 2 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2765 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2119 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 3 |
| #318 | rusty metal ring | 1 |
| #325 | rusty metal shaft | 1 |
| #387 | secret blend of herbs and spices | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #1220 | spooky mushroom | 10 |
| #2377 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 7 |
| #2290 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 21 |
| #2311 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 21 |
| #2220 | stuffed Meat | 9 |
| #2344 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #1925 | stuffed angry cow | 26 |
| #1839 | stuffed astral badger | 28 |
| #2504 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 20 |
| #729 | stuffed can of asparagus | 3 |
| #1968 | stuffed cocoabo | 25 |
| #1521 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 2 |
| #905 | stuffed dodecapede | 2 |
| #2468 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 20 |
| #2559 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 19 |
| #374 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #1863 | stuffed hand turkey | 28 |
| #2062 | stuffed key | 7 |
| #1676 | stuffed martini | 2 |
| #1981 | stuffed mind flayer | 26 |
| #2417 | stuffed mink | 6 |
| #2386 | stuffed monocle | 7 |
| #3080 | stuffed scary death orb | 15 |
| #987 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 21 |
| #1724 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 30 |
| #2386 | stuffed snowy owl | 20 |
| #2555 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 19 |
| #2158 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 23 |
| #2385 | stuffed teddy butler | 7 |
| #1962 | stuffed tin of caviar | 13 |
| #1918 | stuffed treasure chest | 9 |
| #2460 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 20 |
| #888 | ten-leaf clover | 4 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #51 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 15 |
| #69 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 13 |
| #392 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 5 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #190 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 8 |
| #379 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 2 |
| #304 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 6 |
| #748 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #353 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 2 |
| #218 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 7 |
| #195 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 8 |
| #183 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 3 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #602 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 3 |
| #302 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 6 |
| #307 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 2 |
| #188 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 3 |
| #122 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 4 |
| #195 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 8 |
| #211 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 8 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #343 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 2 |
| #102 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 11 |
| #100 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 11 |
| #181 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 3 |
| #97 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 11 |
| #174 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 3 |
| #188 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 3 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2092 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #2757 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #2845 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #4866 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #4876 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #2806 | tiny plastic killer bee | 6 |
| #4865 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4004 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #510 | urinal cake | 2 |
| #2168 | valuable trinket | 3 |
| #253 | vial of patchouli oil | 2 |
| #619 | wad of tofu | 2 |
| #630 | white balloon | 2 |
| #811 | windchimes | 1 |