| #890 | Amulet of Yendor | 13 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1257 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2254 | Crown of the Goblin King | 7 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #814 | Dolphin King's crown | 5 |
| #893 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 3 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1467 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #711 | Imp Ale | 141 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #1162 | Mad Train wine | 16 |
| #2245 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #802 | Senior Mints | 4 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #570 | annoying pitchfork | 4 |
| #1193 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #4171 | badass belt | 8 |
| #1081 | bag of airline peanuts | 17 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #261 | bloody beer | 73 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #1721 | brick | 8 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #590 | broken skull | 19 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1514 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 2 |
| #609 | clown hammer | 44 |
| #1096 | drywall axe | 7 |
| #1180 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #905 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 23 |
| #777 | fake fake vomit | 36 |
| #1541 | fake hand | 3 |
| #2007 | felt | 2 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #1167 | giant discarded plastic fork | 6 |
| #3939 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1206 | gloomy black mushroom | 2 |
| #134 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #1295 | jazz soap | 9 |
| #1128 | joybuzzer | 15 |
| #1598 | mafia aria | 4 |
| #1892 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #261 | oily golden mushroom | 2 |
| #1212 | pail | 4 |
| #935 | pants of the Slug Lord | 3 |
| #1379 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 4 |
| #1105 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 16 |
| #214 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #329 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #214 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #147 | plexiglass pith helmet | 2 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #1044 | rubber emo roe | 21 |
| #2137 | shiny ring | 4 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2247 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1325 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2011 | string of red beads | 2 |
| #2642 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #43 | time trousers | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2807 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1222 | whoopie cushion | 13 |
| #1456 | wind-up chattering teeth | 8 |
| #665 | x-ray specs | 25 |
| #725 | yellow snowcone | 44 |