| #889 | Amulet of Yendor | 13 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2250 | Crown of the Goblin King | 7 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #813 | Dolphin King's crown | 5 |
| #894 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 3 |
| #1783 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #709 | Imp Ale | 141 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #1161 | Mad Train wine | 16 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #800 | Senior Mints | 4 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #568 | annoying pitchfork | 4 |
| #1194 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #4173 | badass belt | 8 |
| #1082 | bag of airline peanuts | 17 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #261 | bloody beer | 73 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #1719 | brick | 8 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #590 | broken skull | 19 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1514 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 2 |
| #608 | clown hammer | 44 |
| #1095 | drywall axe | 7 |
| #1182 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #907 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 23 |
| #779 | fake fake vomit | 36 |
| #1542 | fake hand | 3 |
| #2008 | felt | 2 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #1170 | giant discarded plastic fork | 6 |
| #3936 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1203 | gloomy black mushroom | 2 |
| #135 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #1296 | jazz soap | 9 |
| #1128 | joybuzzer | 15 |
| #1598 | mafia aria | 4 |
| #1895 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #261 | oily golden mushroom | 2 |
| #1210 | pail | 4 |
| #935 | pants of the Slug Lord | 3 |
| #1381 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 4 |
| #1106 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 16 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #147 | plexiglass pith helmet | 2 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #1042 | rubber emo roe | 21 |
| #2137 | shiny ring | 4 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1326 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #2260 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2259 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2010 | string of red beads | 2 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #46 | time trousers | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1224 | whoopie cushion | 13 |
| #1455 | wind-up chattering teeth | 8 |
| #667 | x-ray specs | 25 |
| #726 | yellow snowcone | 44 |