| #1323 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #2353 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #444 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #968 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #1527 | Crimboween memo | 5 |
| #2254 | Crown of the Goblin King | 7 |
| #443 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #859 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 4 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1467 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #126 | Frost™ brand sword | 1 |
| #409 | Gnollish pie server | 3 |
| #594 | Gnollish slotted spoon | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #579 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 1 |
| #746 | Knob Goblin spatula | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #283 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #940 | Ram's Face Lager | 1 |
| #422 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #842 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 4 |
| 🥇 | Senior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #727 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #129 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #477 | White Citadel burger | 1 |
| #430 | White Citadel fries | 1 |
| #417 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 13 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #2461 | badass belt | 20 |
| #950 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #122 | bar whip | 1 |
| #73 | barskin buckler | 1 |
| #110 | barskin cloak | 1 |
| #88 | barskin loincloth | 1 |
| #224 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 7 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #25 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 3 |
| #142 | bottlecap turtle | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| #96 | bubble bauble bow | 1 |
| #94 | bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban | 1 |
| #66 | bubblewrap crossbow | 1 |
| #616 | bubblewrap ore | 1 |
| #55 | bubblewrap staff | 1 |
| #98 | bubblewrap sword | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #108 | buffalo blade | 1 |
| #98 | can cannon | 1 |
| #410 | candy stake | 14 |
| #80 | cardboard box turtle | 1 |
| #56 | cardboard crossbow | 1 |
| #610 | cardboard ore | 1 |
| #57 | cardboard staff | 1 |
| #95 | cardboard sword | 1 |
| #77 | carob cannon | 1 |
| #509 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #576 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #115 | clown whip | 1 |
| #185 | clown wig | 1 |
| #238 | clownskin belt | 1 |
| #111 | clownskin buckler | 1 |
| #202 | clownskin harness | 1 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #950 | crazy little Turkish delight | 1 |
| #104 | curdflinger | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #93 | demon buckler | 1 |
| #97 | demon whip | 1 |
| #134 | demon-horned hat | 1 |
| #164 | demonskin jacket | 1 |
| #158 | demonskin trousers | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #476 | disintegrating sheet music | 1 |
| #1358 | easter egg balloon | 18 |
| #124 | enchantlers | 1 |
| #470 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 12 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #2392 | felt | 1 |
| #86 | filigreed hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #82 | filigreed hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #106 | filigreed hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #602 | filthy pestle | 1 |
| #126 | flaming cardboard sword | 1 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #63 | flypaper staff | 1 |
| #71 | foon of fearfulness | 1 |
| #66 | foon of fleshiness | 1 |
| #67 | foon of foulness | 1 |
| #66 | foon of frigidity | 1 |
| #70 | foon of fulmination | 1 |
| #64 | furry green earmuffs | 1 |
| #195 | furry green turtle | 1 |
| #641 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #78 | giant cheesestick | 1 |
| #928 | giant discarded bottlecap | 4 |
| #1452 | giant discarded plastic fork | 4 |
| #1146 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 2 |
| #1727 | giant pinky ring | 4 |
| #292 | gingerbread horror | 17 |
| #72 | glistening staff | 1 |
| #102 | gnauga hide vest | 1 |
| #80 | goulauncher | 1 |
| #122 | grease gun | 1 |
| #1532 | green beer | 3 |
| #291 | green glowstick | 6 |
| #88 | hairy staff | 1 |
| #5202 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #147 | hipposkin poncho | 1 |
| #62 | hot cross bow | 1 |
| #605 | huge spoon | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #312 | jack flapper | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #232 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #67 | knobby kneepads | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #862 | lucky rabbit's foot | 7 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #132 | meatspout staff | 1 |
| #152 | muculent machete | 1 |
| #218 | onion shurikens | 1 |
| #126 | orange glowstick | 13 |
| #879 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
| #104 | pestoblade | 1 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #143 | potato pistol | 1 |
| #74 | poutine pole | 1 |
| #76 | projectile icemaker | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #555 | ram horns | 1 |
| #557 | ram stick | 1 |
| #123 | ram-battering staff | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #73 | reinforced furry underpants | 1 |
| #72 | repeating crossbow | 1 |
| #808 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #3636 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #68 | sebaceous shield | 1 |
| #180 | sewer turtle | 1 |
| #1077 | shiny ring | 19 |
| #89 | shuddersword | 1 |
| #684 | six pack of Mountain Stream | 1 |
| #201 | skeletortoise | 1 |
| #938 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #57 | smoldering staff | 1 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #72 | soylent staff | 1 |
| #3319 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #707 | spooky eggnog | 8 |
| #69 | squeaky staff | 1 |
| #133 | star spatula | 1 |
| #67 | starchy crossbow | 1 |
| #57 | starchy staff | 1 |
| #69 | starchy sword | 1 |
| #943 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8943 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8975 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1578 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #8925 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #952 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8979 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8941 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #3416 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 3 |
| #8963 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8804 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8884 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3043 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #247 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #8881 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8893 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #41 | styrofoam crossbow | 1 |
| #565 | styrofoam ore | 1 |
| #45 | styrofoam staff | 1 |
| #90 | styrofoam sword | 1 |
| #285 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #172 | sword of static | 1 |
| #142 | tighty whiteys | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #523 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 3 |
| #370 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 4 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #420 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 4 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #438 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 4 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #355 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 4 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2807 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #599 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #253 | tropical paperweight | 2 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #183 | tuxedo shirt | 1 |
| #609 | unrefined Mountain Stream syrup | 1 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #122 | white snakeskin duster | 1 |
| #88 | white whip | 1 |
| #88 | wiffle-flail | 1 |
| #176 | yak anorak | 1 |
| #80 | yak toupee | 1 |
| #118 | yak whip | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |