| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #82 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #159 | Cloaca grenade | 105 |
| #85 | Cloaca-Cola | 564 |
| #117 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 30 |
| #823 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #757 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #90 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 40 |
| #771 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 3 |
| #181 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 4 |
| #8 | Crimbo pants | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #180 | Disco Banjo | 3 |
| #246 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 5 |
| #96 | Dyspepsi grenade | 126 |
| #125 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 619 |
| #37 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 62 |
| #770 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #435 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 6 |
| #106 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 38 |
| #451 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 5 |
| #332 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 2 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #698 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #86 | Great Ball of Frozen Fire | 1 |
| #119 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #23 | Mr. Eh? | 1 |
| #216 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #128 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #627 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #194 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #181 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #1454 | anniversary gift box | 3 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #82 | astral badger | 1 |
| #149 | astronaut ice-cream | 3 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1063 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #217 | blood flower | 49 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #298 | can of V-11 | 1 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #109 | chocolate box | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
| #32 | cryptic puzzle box | 1 |
| #457 | diamond-studded cane | 10 |
| #249 | disco ball | 204 |
| #55 | disco mask | 1,314 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #30 | doppelshifter egg | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #74 | exactly-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #746 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #2521 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #113 | fez of etymology | 3 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #37 | furry fur | 6,503 |
| #3939 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #1910 | green beer | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #183 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #699 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #85 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #179 | less-than-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #569 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #26 | magnetic field | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #120 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #281 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 3 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #1433 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #24 | pygmy bugbear shaman | 1 |
| #220 | questionable taco | 2 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #25 | refrigerated biohazard container | 1 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #33 | solid asbestos box | 1 |
| #23 | solid chrome box | 1 |
| #31 | solid linoleum box | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #38 | sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #583 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #954 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #611 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #600 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #632 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #931 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #934 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #946 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #941 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #592 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #952 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #568 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #951 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #580 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #566 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #2807 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #2069 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #58 | velvet choker | 1 |
| #600 | voodoo snuff | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |
| #5 | yo-yo | 5,973 |
| #9 | zombie pineal gland | 150 |