| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #157 | Cloaca grenade | 105 |
| #85 | Cloaca-Cola | 564 |
| #117 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 30 |
| #820 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #755 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #91 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 40 |
| #768 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 3 |
| #181 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 4 |
| #9 | Crimbo pants | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #178 | Disco Banjo | 3 |
| #246 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 5 |
| #95 | Dyspepsi grenade | 126 |
| #123 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 619 |
| #38 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 62 |
| #768 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #433 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 6 |
| #107 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 38 |
| #449 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 5 |
| #332 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 2 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #700 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #87 | Great Ball of Frozen Fire | 1 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #23 | Mr. Eh? | 1 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #625 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #1455 | anniversary gift box | 3 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #82 | astral badger | 1 |
| #149 | astronaut ice-cream | 3 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #217 | blood flower | 49 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #296 | can of V-11 | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #109 | chocolate box | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
| #32 | cryptic puzzle box | 1 |
| #456 | diamond-studded cane | 10 |
| #247 | disco ball | 204 |
| #55 | disco mask | 1,314 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #30 | doppelshifter egg | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #74 | exactly-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #741 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #113 | fez of etymology | 3 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #37 | furry fur | 6,503 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #2511 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #183 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #693 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #87 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #180 | less-than-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #26 | magnetic field | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #119 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #279 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 3 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #1434 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #24 | pygmy bugbear shaman | 1 |
| #220 | questionable taco | 2 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #26 | refrigerated biohazard container | 1 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #33 | solid asbestos box | 1 |
| #23 | solid chrome box | 1 |
| #31 | solid linoleum box | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #39 | sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #582 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #58 | velvet choker | 1 |
| #600 | voodoo snuff | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |
| #6 | yo-yo | 5,973 |
| #8 | zombie pineal gland | 150 |