Museum :: Howdy Masterson

Howdy Masterson

Rank	Item	Quantity
#106	"Remember the Trees" Shirt	1
#187	Baja sopapilla	5
🥇	Bloodbath	1
#232	Boris's key lime	1
#111	Brandonian footlocker key	1
🥈	Byte	1
#63	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	1
#88	Cheer-Up soda	9
#28	Christmas ham	5
#75	Cocktails of the Age of Sail	1
#58	Covert Ops for Kids	2
#99	Crimbo dinner	5
#108	Crimbosmopolitan	5
#31	Crimbow Rainbo	2
#57	Crimbuccaneer bombjacket	1
#86	Crimbuccaneer breeches	1
#51	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	11
#33	Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	2
#42	Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	5
#216	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	1
#12	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	6
#64	Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	11
#73	Crimbuccaneer nose ring	1
#124	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	100
#91	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	1
#59	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	20
#47	Crimbuccaneer runebone	1
#45	Crimbuccaneer shirt	11
#32	Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	3
#41	Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	3
#10	Crimbuccaneer tavern swab	3
🥇	Crimbuccaneer war standard	1
#57	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	11
#137	DUFRESNE Suds	35
#101	Dust bunny	20
#22	Easter eggnog	5
#23	Easter grasshopper	5
#165	Elf Army machine parts	1
#52	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts	2
#27	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion	6
#32	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping	3
#258	Elf Guard MPC	100
#26	Elf Guard SCUBA tank	2
#15	Elf Guard broom	3
#15	Elf Guard clipboard	3
#27	Elf Guard commandeering gloves	11
#40	Elf Guard eyedrops	11
#44	Elf Guard fuel tank	2
#33	Elf Guard hangover cure	2
#113	Elf Guard honor present	1
#35	Elf Guard hotpants	4
#51	Elf Guard insignia (general)	2
#90	Elf Guard insignia (private)	1
#25	Elf Guard mouthknife	11
#29	Elf Guard officer's sidearm	11
#56	Elf Guard patrol cap	2
#55	Elf Guard payroll bag	11
#14	Elf Guard red and white beret	4
#52	Elf Guard safety bear	2
#20	Elf Guard squirtgun	3
#51	Elf Guard strategic map	2
#53	Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo	2
#123	Elf Guard tinsel grenade	4
🥇	Elf Guard war standard	1
#11	Elvish underarmor	4
#42	FantasyRealm key	1
🥇	Ginsu™	1
#70	Holiday Multitasking	1
#70	How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes	1
#72	Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games	1
#25	Irish eggnog	5
#12	Jamaican coffee	45
#204	Jarlsberg's key lime	1
#39	Kelflar vest	7
#25	LIDAR candle	100
#19	Law of Averages	1
#59	Lil' Snowball Factory	3
#955	M-242	3
#308	Mayo de Mayo™ mayo	1
🥇	Meatcleaver	1
#19	Mer-kin cookiestove	324
#6	Mu	1
#18	My First Paycheck envelope	5
#673	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	11
#153	Roman sadnals	1
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#68	Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters	1
#212	Sneaky Pete's key lime	1
#6	Swedish coffee	70
🥈	Sword of Procedural Generation	1
#226	T.U.R.D.S. Key	1
#25	Thanksgiving ration	5
#37	The Encyclopedia of Fruit	3
#4	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)	1
🥈	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)	1
🥈	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)	1
#1568	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	1
#323	Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette	2
#806	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	2
#341	Thwaitgold chigger statuette	2
#179	Thwaitgold fairyfly statue	4
#100	Thwaitgold harvestman statuette	1
#320	Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	1
#188	Thwaitgold listening bug statuette	1
#1817	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	1
#186	Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	2
#208	Thwaitgold metabug statuette	2
#207	Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	7
#75	Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette	4
#448	Thwaitgold nymph statuette	1
#325	Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette	4
#808	Thwaitgold slug statuette	1
#956	Thwaitgold spider statuette	1
#123	Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette	7
#129	Thwaitgold time fly statuette	1
#80	Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette	2
🥇	Truthsayer	1
#47	Twitching Television Tattoo	1
#64	VYKEA hex key	1
#4	White Dragon Fang	1
#32	Yorick	1
#27	ancient Elf dessert spoon	2
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
#101	antique beer	4
#15	automatic wine thief	2
#45	baby bark scorpion	1
#80	baby rigging snake	1
#14	bacteria bisque	10
#1030	balloon monkey	1
#23	barnacle-encrusted sweater	6
#25	barrel-aged eggnog	1
#98	beavermouth	98
🥇	bejazzled eyepatch	1
#79	black Crimbo ball	100
#242	black and white cracker	2
#5	booze drive button	1
#98	boxed gumball machine	1
#92	brand new key	1
#278	bread man	1
#50	bread pie	50
#60	brown pirate pants	1
#253	buñuelos Jaliscos	3
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#63	cabooze	9
#68	can of mixed everything	2
#21	candied beef and cabbage	5
#6	candy drive button	1
#55	candy harmonica	7
#27	candy rations	5
#41	cannonbomb	20
#5	canteen of eggnog	50
#29	canteen of jungle juice	5
#84	carnivorous potted plant	1
#78	centurion helmet	1
#128	cheer extractor	1
#106	cheer-o-gram	5
#17	chest of "pirate gold"	10
#23	chocolate ostrich egg	5
#151	chocomotive	6
#13	ciliophora chowder	10
#54	clear Russian	50
#747	clockwork key	1
#179	concentrated fish broth	2
#90	contract enforcement stick	10
#13	cream of chloroplasts	10
#113	crotchety pants	1
#127	crystal Crimbo goblet	1
#119	crystal Crimbo platter	1
#131	cursed wishbone	1
#60	deadfall branch	1
#118	depleted Crimbonium football helmet	3
#220	digital key lime	1
#383	digital key lime pie	1
#162	donated booze	79
#11	donated candy	1,504
#90	donated food	294
#31	double-candied yams	5
#266	eggwater	1
#112	electric pants	2
#657	enchanted leopard-print barbell	10
#297	executive mime flask	1
#62	festive egg sac	3
#101	filthy monkey head	1
#205	flan del mar	4
#21	flapper floppers	1
#21	flask of egggrog	16
#273	flour cookie	1
#496	foam noodle	1
#8	food drive button	1
#38	four-leaf potato sprout	100
#32	free boots	1
#193	freightcake	5
#65	funky junk key	1
#131	ghost key	1
#182	gilded ancient cursed key	1
#20	gingerbread nylons	50
#157	gladiator tunica	1
#14	glob of salty molasses	536
#90	golden fleece	4
#58	gooified animal matter	101
#50	gooified mineral matter	115
#62	gooified vegetable matter	102
#117	green and red bean	69
#1909	green beer	1
#172	green rocket	1
#72	grilled mooseflank	39
#89	grip key	1
#27	grog nuts	22
#23	gumshoes	1
#34	gunwale	1
#8	gunwale whalegun	1
#17	hand-crafted candy cane	1
🥇	hand-knitted Crimbo socks	1
#116	hard cocoa	3
#22	holiday smorgasbord	5
#21	holiday trip around the world	5
#17	hot wine	17
#93	huge Crimbo cookie	3
#253	hushed puppy	2
#39	iFlail	1
#27	iShield	1
#577	inflatable duck	1
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#1898	kneecapping stick	1
#37	liquid SONAR	3
#48	little piece of steel	1
#195	lost key	1
#63	lucky moai statuette	1
#13	lucky napkin	5
#156	madius	1
#97	mafia filofax	2
#27	mafia organizer badge	3
#60	mafia pinky ring	2
#77	mafia thumb ring	1
#318	magical pony: Rosey Cake	5
#61	marshmallow bomb	1
#11	massive wrench	7
#33	mechanically-mulled cider	5
#23	military-grade peppermint oil	30
#128	mime army camouflage kit	1
#71	mime army challenge coin	1
#25	mime army insignia (intelligence)	1
#228	mime army rations	1
#70	mime army shotglass	1
#89	mime army superserum	2
#206	mime army wine	1
#115	mime eraser	5
#73	mime pocket probe	1
🥇	mime-proof sunglasses	1
#78	miming beret	1
#100	miming corduroys	1
#57	moist Crimbo spices	183
#86	mooseflank	95
#74	muffled muffuletta	5
#5	mulled wine	50
#86	multi-level marzipan	6
#124	negotiatin' hammer	1
#11	ninjammies	2
#89	officer's nog	3
#52	old-school pirate grog	7
#148	oldcake	3
#9	optimal spreadsheet	1
#179	ornate ancient cursed key	1
#42	pegfinger	10
#73	peppermint bomb	2
🥇	peppermint harpoon gun	1
#128	peppermint pegleg	2
#47	peppermint tack	20
#31	pet anchor	8
#4	pirate encryption key charlie	20
#264	plain candy cane	1
#7	plastic passion fruit	1,920
#95	potato alarm clock	1
#155	powdered powdered sugar	4
#19	prank Crimbo card	20
#156	primitive candy cane	3
#86	protection stick	10
#73	pteruges	1
#5	punching mirror	6
#140	radiator heater shield	1
#30	ragged wool yarn	100
#61	red and white claret	7
#18	red white and blue claret	2
#44	replica Elf Guard medal	1
#1023	roasted marshmallow	10
#97	roll of meat	1
#19	rum-soaked fruitcake	37
#263	runny fermented egg	1
#23	runny icing	540
#142	rusty metal key	1
#149	salmagumdi	1
#98	salt plum	74
#101	salty gumdrop	23
#704	sandwich of the gods	11
#30	sawed-off blunderbuss	11
#58	self-repairing earmuffs	6
#26	sequin-encrusted sweater	3
#33	shipwright's hammer	11
#326	shushed potatoes	1
#37	silent I	16
#150	silent L	1
#108	silent M	4
#30	silent O	23
#143	silent P	3
🥇	silent nightlight	1
#8	silver table-scraper	3
#172	simple ancient cursed key	1
#944	skeleton key	1
#439	skeleton key ring	1
#970	snake	2
#18	sneakeasies	1
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#974	sparkler	2
#86	steel drivin' hammer	10
#71	strange helix fossil	1
#2688	stuffed key	1
#40	stuffed kraken	3
#4	sugarplum ration	848
#58	sundae ration	11
#93	synthetic rock	1
#107	temperance whiskey	3
#102	the Crymbich Manuscript	1
#74	thick walrus blubber	100
#18	time shuriken	2
#58	tiny bomb	128
#14	tiny plastic "Santa Claus"	1
#65	tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo	1
#18	tiny plastic Abuela's cottage	1
#21	tiny plastic Armory	1
#18	tiny plastic Bar	1
#61	tiny plastic Café Elf	1
#18	tiny plastic Cafe	1
#37	tiny plastic Cheer Core	1
#12	tiny plastic Colonel Brando	1
#47	tiny plastic Crimbo caroler	1
#42	tiny plastic Crimbo cheer	1
#59	tiny plastic Dolph Bossin	1
#12	tiny plastic Easter Island Bunny	1
#20	tiny plastic Factory	1
#12	tiny plastic Jedediah and Boiling Cloud	1
#47	tiny plastic Mer-kin baker	1
#45	tiny plastic Mirth	1
#41	tiny plastic Penny	1
#13	tiny plastic St. Patrick	1
#68	tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare	1
#39	tiny plastic caboose	1
#38	tiny plastic chem lab	1
#37	tiny plastic coal car	1
#38	tiny plastic dining car	1
#53	tiny plastic dolphin "orphan"	1
#38	tiny plastic food lab	1
#37	tiny plastic locomotive	1
#71	tiny plastic mime executive	1
#73	tiny plastic mime functionary	1
#72	tiny plastic mime scientist	1
#74	tiny plastic mime soldier	1
#46	tiny plastic multi-level marketer	1
#39	tiny plastic nog lab	1
#57	tiny plastic orphan	1
#41	tiny plastic passenger car	1
#39	tiny plastic primary lab	1
#58	tiny plastic reindeer	1
#46	tiny plastic sea elf	1
#55	tiny plastic wild beaver	1
#52	tiny plastic yuleviathan	1
#357	traditional Crimbo cookie	6
#15	trick coin	20
#33	turchucken	5
#65	van key	1
#252	warehouse key	1
#474	water wings	1
#30	wet tack	2
#65	whale cerebrospinal fluid	10
#32	whalecake	2
#40	whalegun	1
#65	whalesteak	10
#77	white Crimbo ball	100
#15	white arm towel	2
#24	white earbuds	1
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#36	wooly loincloth	1
#30	worksite credentials	2
#32	yabba dabba doo rag	1
#19	yule grog	2
#108	yule hatchet	4

Wow, that's 9,494 items total!

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