Museum :: Howdy Masterson

Howdy Masterson

Rank	Item	Quantity
#104	"Remember the Trees" Shirt	1
#183	Baja sopapilla	5
🥇	Bloodbath	1
#230	Boris's key lime	1
🥈	Byte	1
#61	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	1
#87	Cheer-Up soda	9
#68	Cocktails of the Age of Sail	1
#97	Crimbo dinner	5
#106	Crimbosmopolitan	5
#28	Crimbow Rainbo	2
#59	Crimbuccaneer bombjacket	1
#77	Crimbuccaneer breeches	1
#43	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	11
#33	Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	2
#40	Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	5
#190	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	1
#11	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	6
#60	Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	11
#68	Crimbuccaneer nose ring	1
#93	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	100
#86	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	1
#51	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	20
#47	Crimbuccaneer runebone	1
#43	Crimbuccaneer shirt	11
#30	Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	3
#40	Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	3
#11	Crimbuccaneer tavern swab	3
🥇	Crimbuccaneer war standard	1
#50	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	11
#134	DUFRESNE Suds	35
#100	Dust bunny	20
#144	Elf Army machine parts	1
#49	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts	2
#27	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion	6
#42	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping	2
#206	Elf Guard MPC	100
#24	Elf Guard SCUBA tank	2
#14	Elf Guard broom	3
#15	Elf Guard clipboard	3
#26	Elf Guard commandeering gloves	11
#37	Elf Guard eyedrops	11
#43	Elf Guard fuel tank	2
#32	Elf Guard hangover cure	2
#105	Elf Guard honor present	1
#35	Elf Guard hotpants	4
#51	Elf Guard insignia (general)	2
#82	Elf Guard insignia (private)	1
#24	Elf Guard mouthknife	11
#25	Elf Guard officer's sidearm	11
#56	Elf Guard patrol cap	2
#45	Elf Guard payroll bag	11
#12	Elf Guard red and white beret	4
#50	Elf Guard safety bear	2
#19	Elf Guard squirtgun	3
#46	Elf Guard strategic map	2
#55	Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo	2
#107	Elf Guard tinsel grenade	4
🥇	Elf Guard war standard	1
#13	Elvish underarmor	4
#42	FantasyRealm key	1
🥇	Ginsu™	1
#11	Jamaican coffee	45
#202	Jarlsberg's key lime	1
#35	Kelflar vest	7
#19	Law of Averages	1
#56	Lil' Snowball Factory	3
#953	M-242	3
#307	Mayo de Mayo™ mayo	1
🥇	Meatcleaver	1
#20	Mer-kin cookiestove	324
#6	Mu	1
#16	My First Paycheck envelope	5
#665	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	11
#147	Roman sadnals	1
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#211	Sneaky Pete's key lime	1
#5	Swedish coffee	70
🥈	Sword of Procedural Generation	1
#226	T.U.R.D.S. Key	1
#34	The Encyclopedia of Fruit	3
#4	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)	1
🥈	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)	1
🥈	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)	1
#1558	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	1
#308	Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette	2
#787	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	2
#332	Thwaitgold chigger statuette	2
#163	Thwaitgold fairyfly statue	3
#87	Thwaitgold harvestman statuette	1
#306	Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	1
#146	Thwaitgold listening bug statuette	1
#183	Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	2
#201	Thwaitgold metabug statuette	2
#198	Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	7
#106	Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette	2
#432	Thwaitgold nymph statuette	1
#308	Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette	4
#750	Thwaitgold slug statuette	1
#951	Thwaitgold spider statuette	1
#102	Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette	7
#126	Thwaitgold time fly statuette	1
#54	Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette	2
🥇	Truthsayer	1
#42	Twitching Television Tattoo	1
#61	VYKEA hex key	1
#4	White Dragon Fang	1
#29	Yorick	1
#25	ancient Elf dessert spoon	2
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
#98	antique beer	4
#15	automatic wine thief	2
#44	baby bark scorpion	1
#79	baby rigging snake	1
#1026	balloon monkey	1
#23	barnacle-encrusted sweater	6
#25	barrel-aged eggnog	1
#99	beavermouth	98
#79	black Crimbo ball	100
#242	black and white cracker	2
#5	booze drive button	1
#98	boxed gumball machine	1
#91	brand new key	1
#273	bread man	1
#51	bread pie	50
#58	brown pirate pants	1
#243	buñuelos Jaliscos	3
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#56	cabooze	9
#68	can of mixed everything	2
#6	candy drive button	1
#54	candy harmonica	7
#33	cannonbomb	20
#5	canteen of eggnog	50
#85	carnivorous potted plant	1
#72	centurion helmet	1
#128	cheer extractor	1
#103	cheer-o-gram	5
#16	chest of "pirate gold"	10
#142	chocomotive	6
#54	clear Russian	50
#747	clockwork key	1
#176	concentrated fish broth	2
#90	contract enforcement stick	10
#112	crotchety pants	1
#122	crystal Crimbo goblet	1
#114	crystal Crimbo platter	1
#129	cursed wishbone	1
#60	deadfall branch	1
#115	depleted Crimbonium football helmet	3
#219	digital key lime	1
#369	digital key lime pie	1
#157	donated booze	79
#10	donated candy	1,504
#86	donated food	294
#260	eggwater	1
#110	electric pants	2
#654	enchanted leopard-print barbell	10
#295	executive mime flask	1
#59	festive egg sac	3
#99	filthy monkey head	1
#203	flan del mar	4
#20	flapper floppers	1
#18	flask of egggrog	16
#269	flour cookie	1
#494	foam noodle	1
#8	food drive button	1
#31	free boots	1
#188	freightcake	5
#63	funky junk key	1
#126	ghost key	1
#178	gilded ancient cursed key	1
#17	gingerbread nylons	50
#153	gladiator tunica	1
#14	glob of salty molasses	536
#88	golden fleece	4
#55	gooified animal matter	101
#47	gooified mineral matter	115
#59	gooified vegetable matter	102
#116	green and red bean	69
#1909	green beer	1
#171	green rocket	1
#71	grilled mooseflank	39
#88	grip key	1
#27	grog nuts	22
#22	gumshoes	1
#30	gunwale	1
#8	gunwale whalegun	1
#17	hand-crafted candy cane	1
🥇	hand-knitted Crimbo socks	1
#15	hot wine	17
#86	huge Crimbo cookie	3
#251	hushed puppy	2
#33	iFlail	1
#25	iShield	1
#574	inflatable duck	1
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#1898	kneecapping stick	1
#36	liquid SONAR	3
#48	little piece of steel	1
#196	lost key	1
#154	madius	1
#96	mafia filofax	2
#27	mafia organizer badge	3
#60	mafia pinky ring	2
#76	mafia thumb ring	1
#314	magical pony: Rosey Cake	5
#58	marshmallow bomb	1
#11	massive wrench	7
#23	military-grade peppermint oil	30
#127	mime army camouflage kit	1
#71	mime army challenge coin	1
#25	mime army insignia (intelligence)	1
#227	mime army rations	1
#70	mime army shotglass	1
#88	mime army superserum	2
#205	mime army wine	1
#115	mime eraser	5
#72	mime pocket probe	1
🥇	mime-proof sunglasses	1
#78	miming beret	1
#100	miming corduroys	1
#57	moist Crimbo spices	183
#85	mooseflank	95
#74	muffled muffuletta	5
#5	mulled wine	50
#86	multi-level marzipan	6
#124	negotiatin' hammer	1
#7	ninjammies	2
#83	officer's nog	3
#51	old-school pirate grog	7
#146	oldcake	3
#9	optimal spreadsheet	1
#177	ornate ancient cursed key	1
#37	pegfinger	10
#69	peppermint bomb	2
🥇	peppermint harpoon gun	1
#45	peppermint tack	20
#32	pet anchor	8
🥉	pirate encryption key charlie	20
#261	plain candy cane	1
#94	potato alarm clock	1
#154	powdered powdered sugar	4
#14	prank Crimbo card	20
#154	primitive candy cane	3
#86	protection stick	10
#71	pteruges	1
#7	punching mirror	6
#137	radiator heater shield	1
#59	red and white claret	7
#15	red white and blue claret	2
#41	replica Elf Guard medal	1
#1022	roasted marshmallow	10
#97	roll of meat	1
#16	rum-soaked fruitcake	37
#261	runny fermented egg	1
#23	runny icing	540
#143	rusty metal key	1
#98	salt plum	74
#101	salty gumdrop	23
#697	sandwich of the gods	11
#27	sawed-off blunderbuss	11
#58	self-repairing earmuffs	6
#27	sequin-encrusted sweater	3
#27	shipwright's hammer	11
#325	shushed potatoes	1
#37	silent I	16
#147	silent L	1
#108	silent M	4
#30	silent O	23
#142	silent P	3
🥇	silent nightlight	1
#8	silver table-scraper	3
#169	simple ancient cursed key	1
#944	skeleton key	1
#438	skeleton key ring	1
#968	snake	2
#16	sneakeasies	1
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#972	sparkler	2
#85	steel drivin' hammer	10
#69	strange helix fossil	1
#2663	stuffed key	1
#38	stuffed kraken	3
#4	sugarplum ration	848
#52	sundae ration	11
#88	synthetic rock	1
#106	temperance whiskey	3
#99	the Crymbich Manuscript	1
#74	thick walrus blubber	100
#17	time shuriken	2
#59	tiny bomb	128
#65	tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo	1
#16	tiny plastic Abuela's cottage	1
#19	tiny plastic Armory	1
#16	tiny plastic Bar	1
#59	tiny plastic Café Elf	1
#15	tiny plastic Cafe	1
#36	tiny plastic Cheer Core	1
#46	tiny plastic Crimbo caroler	1
#41	tiny plastic Crimbo cheer	1
#59	tiny plastic Dolph Bossin	1
#15	tiny plastic Factory	1
#45	tiny plastic Mer-kin baker	1
#44	tiny plastic Mirth	1
#39	tiny plastic Penny	1
#65	tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare	1
#38	tiny plastic caboose	1
#37	tiny plastic chem lab	1
#38	tiny plastic coal car	1
#35	tiny plastic dining car	1
#52	tiny plastic dolphin "orphan"	1
#36	tiny plastic food lab	1
#36	tiny plastic locomotive	1
#71	tiny plastic mime executive	1
#71	tiny plastic mime functionary	1
#72	tiny plastic mime scientist	1
#74	tiny plastic mime soldier	1
#46	tiny plastic multi-level marketer	1
#38	tiny plastic nog lab	1
#56	tiny plastic orphan	1
#38	tiny plastic passenger car	1
#38	tiny plastic primary lab	1
#57	tiny plastic reindeer	1
#44	tiny plastic sea elf	1
#53	tiny plastic wild beaver	1
#50	tiny plastic yuleviathan	1
#351	traditional Crimbo cookie	6
#14	trick coin	20
#67	van key	1
#247	warehouse key	1
#471	water wings	1
#28	wet tack	2
#58	whale cerebrospinal fluid	10
#30	whalecake	2
#37	whalegun	1
#61	whalesteak	10
#77	white Crimbo ball	100
#15	white arm towel	2
#23	white earbuds	1
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#36	wooly loincloth	1
#31	worksite credentials	2
#32	yabba dabba doo rag	1
#18	yule grog	2
#108	yule hatchet	4

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