| #58 | Bastille Battalion cheese wheel | 1 |
| #53 | Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher | 1 |
| #34 | Bastille Battalion tattoo kit | 1 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #1742 | Breathetasticā¢ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #104 | Carol of the Bulls | 1 |
| #105 | Carol of the Hells | 1 |
| #134 | Crimbeau de toilette | 1 |
| #161 | Crimbo candle | 1 |
| #83 | Crimbo tattoo kit | 1 |
| #58 | Crimbolex watch | 2 |
| #179 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 1 |
| #106 | Ghost Pinching Quarterly | 1 |
| #132 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #28 | How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying | 1 |
| #14 | Illustrated Mating Rituals of the Gallapagos | 2 |
| #839 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #26 | Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them | 1 |
| #4 | LyleCo Contractor's Manual | 1 |
| #22 | Manual of Numberology | 1 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #839 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #890 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #752 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #985 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #999 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #579 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #919 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1009 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #953 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #962 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #157 | Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #93 | Mr. Accessory Jr. | 1 |
| #212 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #28 | Silly Little Love Song | 1 |
| #11 | Sister Accessory | 1 |
| #7 | The Author's ink | 1 |
| #86 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 | 1 |
| #81 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 | 1 |
| #81 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 | 1 |
| #67 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 1 |
| #83 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 | 1 |
| #78 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 | 1 |
| #101 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 1 |
| #98 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 1 |
| #24 | They'll Love You In Rhinestones | 1 |
| #833 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #199 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 7 |
| #155 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 3 |
| š„ | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 14 |
| #263 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #626 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #1046 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 2 |
| #126 | Van der Graaf helmet | 1 |
| #202 | alien source code printout | 1 |
| #168 | bottle of Crimbognac | 1 |
| #17 | bowl of Bounty-Os | 49 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #7 | fishbone fins | 1 |
| #55 | frying brainpan | 1 |
| #66 | jar of psychoses (Jick) | 1 |
| #47 | jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd) | 1 |
| #49 | jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic) | 1 |
| #43 | jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith) | 1 |
| #46 | jar of psychoses (The Old Man) | 1 |
| #42 | jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist) | 1 |
| #69 | mafia middle finger ring | 1 |
| #79 | mafia pinky ring | 1 |
| #31 | mafia pointer finger ring | 1 |
| #608 | magical pony: Uniquity | 1 |
| #81 | mimeplasm | 1 |
| #235 | still-beating spleen | 1 |
| #1712 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #166 | time's arrow | 1 |
| #48 | training scroll: Shivering Monkey Technique | 1 |
| #252 | warehouse key | 1 |
| #104 | yule pup | 1 |