| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #1221 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #499 | BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #846 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #759 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 1 |
| #911 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #112 | Boss Drops | 1 |
| #117 | Carpathian longsword | 3 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1236 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1666 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #229 | Effermint™ tablets | 2 |
| #1783 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #88 | Elizabeth's Dollie | 1 |
| #89 | Elizabeth's paintbrush | 1 |
| #775 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #1089 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #939 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1 |
| #721 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #776 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #101 | Liam's mail | 4 |
| #593 | Microplushie: Bropane | 11 |
| #835 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #528 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 6 |
| #504 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 3 |
| #669 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 6 |
| #787 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 5 |
| #431 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 2 |
| #549 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 7 |
| #663 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 10 |
| #583 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 8 |
| #770 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 4 |
| #286 | Milk Studs | 1 |
| #116 | Mr. Screege's spectacles | 3 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #1567 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1267 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #524 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #157 | Pain Dip | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #65 | Shrubble Bubble | 1 |
| #107 | Spookyraven signet | 7 |
| #325 | Swizzler | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #127 | Unfortunato's foolscap | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #161 | Wax Flask | 1 |
| #234 | Way More Tears™ pepper spray | 1 |
| #1952 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #127 | accord ion | 1 |
| #69 | accordion file | 1 |
| #64 | alarm accordion | 1 |
| #128 | almost-dead walkie-talkie | 1 |
| #619 | alphabet gum | 1 |
| #337 | bag of W&Ws | 1 |
| #118 | baritone accordion | 1 |
| #131 | beer-battered accordion | 1 |
| #113 | bone bandoneon | 1 |
| #1585 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #336 | box of Dweebs | 1 |
| #2704 | brick | 1 |
| #111 | burnt snowpants | 4 |
| #261 | carton of rotten eggs | 1 |
| #543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #508 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #505 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #227 | chocolate pasta spoon | 1 |
| #207 | chocolate stolen accordion | 1 |
| #106 | chocolate-covered caviar | 1 |
| #45 | cocoa chondrule | 1 |
| #85 | crude crudités | 1 |
| #1277 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #102 | fleshy lump | 4 |
| #125 | frigid derringer | 3 |
| #96 | frozen turtle shell | 1 |
| #689 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #593 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #609 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #98 | ghost accordion | 1 |
| #164 | giraffe-necked turtle | 1 |
| #88 | guancertina | 1 |
| #197 | gummi turtle | 1 |
| #45 | hand-carved bow | 1 |
| #3236 | handful of confetti | 6 |
| #117 | haunted bindle | 3 |
| #225 | hedgeturtle | 1 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
| #245 | huge bowl of candy | 1 |
| #168 | irradiated turtle | 1 |
| #230 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #518 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 2 |
| #603 | magical pony: Pearjack | 1 |
| #635 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 1 |
| #331 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 4 |
| #631 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 1 |
| #393 | magical pony: Uniquity | 3 |
| #69 | mama's squeezebox | 1 |
| #833 | maple syrup | 1 |
| #150 | mocking turtle | 1 |
| #144 | musk turtle | 1 |
| #158 | painted turtle | 1 |
| #142 | pawn cookie | 1 |
| #82 | pentatonic accordion | 1 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #201 | security flashlight | 1 |
| #201 | skeletortoise | 1 |
| #176 | slime convention coupons | 1 |
| #183 | slime convention flyers | 1 |
| #145 | slime convention pin | 1 |
| #188 | slime convention t-shirt | 1 |
| #239 | slingshot | 1 |
| #88 | smoldering bagel punch | 7 |
| #2327 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #250 | spangly mariachi pants | 1 |
| #212 | spangly mariachi vest | 1 |
| #255 | spangly sombrero | 1 |
| #440 | spray paint | 1 |
| #106 | standards and practices guide | 6 |
| #2000 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 12 |
| #2643 | stuffed Meat | 4 |
| #92 | stuffed caterpillar | 2 |
| #747 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 8 |
| #1460 | stuffed martini | 3 |
| #1944 | stuffed mink | 13 |
| #2661 | stuffed monocle | 4 |
| #1848 | stuffed teddy butler | 15 |
| #1905 | stuffed tin of caviar | 14 |
| #189 | sturdy cane | 1 |
| #77 | tie-dyed fannypack | 5 |
| #336 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 3 |
| #770 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #6143 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #6062 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #393 | toothbrush | 1 |
| #126 | tortoboggan | 1 |
| #196 | turtle wax | 1 |
| #132 | turtle-shaped rock | 1 |
| #286 | turtlemail bits | 1 |
| #111 | turtlemail hauberk | 1 |
| #241 | unused walkie-talkie | 1 |
| 🥈 | walkie-talkie | 1 |