| #105 | "Remember the Trees" Shirt | 1 |
| #231 | "caramel" orange | 1 |
| #58 | BOOtonniere | 1 |
| #41 | Boletus Broletus mushroom | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #193 | Cheer-Up soda | 1 |
| #134 | Crimbeau de toilette | 1 |
| #424 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 1 |
| #159 | Crimbo candle | 1 |
| #109 | Crimbo crystal shards | 1 |
| #157 | Crimbo dinner | 1 |
| #213 | Crimbo food scraps | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #225 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 1 |
| #167 | Crimbosmopolitan | 1 |
| #179 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 1 |
| #72 | Dust bunny | 41 |
| #36 | Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom | 1 |
| #26 | Helvella Haemophilia mushroom | 1 |
| #822 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #1016 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #217 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 121 |
| #32 | LOV Echinacea Bouquet | 1 |
| #37 | Omphalotus Omphaloskepsis mushroom | 1 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #8 | Staff of Frozen Lard | 1 |
| #32 | Stemonitis Staticus mushroom | 1 |
| #66 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #1567 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #832 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #270 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 1 |
| #1577 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #322 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 2 |
| #835 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #988 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #36 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 10 |
| #425 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #990 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 3 |
| #141 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 6 |
| #893 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 5 |
| #1946 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #97 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #319 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #1808 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #252 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #208 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 2 |
| #206 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 7 |
| #118 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 2 |
| #213 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 5 |
| #224 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 1 |
| #443 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 1 |
| #441 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 10 |
| #371 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 3 |
| #956 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #69 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 11 |
| #2345 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #498 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 14 |
| #128 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #15 | Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette | 11 |
| #752 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| #175 | Trainbot circuitry | 1 |
| #73 | Trainbot harness | 1 |
| #166 | Trainbot linkages | 1 |
| #77 | Trainbot luggage hook | 1 |
| #164 | Trainbot optics | 1 |
| #169 | Trainbot plating | 1 |
| #72 | Trainbot radar monocle | 1 |
| #160 | Trainbot servomotors | 1 |
| #234 | Trainbot slag | 1 |
| #172 | Trainbot tubing | 1 |
| #23 | Tremella Tarantella mushroom | 1 |
| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #126 | antique Canadian lantern | 1 |
| #167 | antique beer | 1 |
| #1192 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #108 | balanced antler | 1 |
| #76 | beaver punch (cherry) | 1 |
| #77 | beaver punch (papaya) | 1 |
| #92 | beaver punch (peach) | 1 |
| #254 | beavermouth | 1 |
| #416 | begpwnia | 1 |
| #231 | black Crimbo ball | 1 |
| #297 | black and white cracker | 1 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #1653 | blood flower | 1 |
| #136 | blue tulip | 1 |
| #165 | bottle of Crimbognac | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #98 | boxed gumball machine | 1 |
| #274 | bread man | 1 |
| #159 | bread pie | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #408 | burnt flower | 1 |
| #280 | cabooze | 1 |
| #100 | can of mixed everything | 1 |
| 🥇 | candy crayons | 1,000 |
| #234 | candy harmonica | 1 |
| #635 | carbonated water lily | 1 |
| #85 | carnivorous potted plant | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #185 | cheer-o-gram | 1 |
| #109 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #298 | chocomotive | 1 |
| #203 | cinnamon machine oil | 1 |
| #159 | clear Russian | 1 |
| #192 | cloning kit | 1 |
| #43 | cluster of hops | 1 |
| #51 | cocktail mushroom | 1 |
| #19 | colossal free-range mushroom | 1 |
| #139 | contract enforcement stick | 1 |
| #746 | cool mushroom | 1 |
| 🥇 | cozy scarf | 1 |
| #217 | cranberry margarita (brackish) | 1 |
| #127 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 1 |
| #118 | crystal Crimbo platter | 1 |
| #687 | crystalline cheer | 1 |
| #60 | cute mushroom | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #60 | deadfall branch | 1 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #57 | deadly nightshade | 1 |
| #207 | death blossom | 1 |
| #159 | depleted Crimbonium football helmet | 1 |
| #533 | donated booze | 1 |
| #524 | donated candy | 1 |
| #523 | donated food | 1 |
| #215 | dregs of a Crimbo cocktail | 1 |
| #15 | earthenware muffin tin | 1 |
| #263 | eggwater | 1 |
| #89 | eldritch mushroom | 1 |
| #15 | electric mushroom | 1 |
| #129 | electric pants | 1 |
| #295 | executive mime flask | 1 |
| #145 | exotic orchid | 1 |
| #116 | festive egg sac | 1 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #886 | flaming mushroom | 1 |
| #270 | flour cookie | 1 |
| #30 | free-range mushroom | 1 |
| #298 | freightcake | 1 |
| #96 | frost flower | 1 |
| #827 | frozen mushroom | 1 |
| #843 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #782 | funky dried mushroom | 1 |
| #17 | giant free-range mushroom | 1 |
| #642 | giant moxie weed | 1 |
| #82 | gilded lily | 1 |
| #15 | gilded trumpet | 1 |
| #1496 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #198 | glowing fungus | 1 |
| #138 | golden fleece | 1 |
| #321 | gooified animal matter | 1 |
| #308 | gooified mineral matter | 1 |
| #309 | gooified vegetable matter | 1 |
| #64 | government booze shipment | 1 |
| #69 | government candy shipment | 1 |
| #67 | government food shipment | 1 |
| #294 | grilled mooseflank | 1 |
| #50 | half double fruitcake | 1 |
| #400 | half-orchid | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| #30 | head-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #185 | honey-drenched ham slice | 1 |
| #175 | hot watered rum | 1 |
| #11 | house-sized mushroom | 1 |
| #338 | huge Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #40 | hunk of granite | 76 |
| #312 | hushed puppy | 1 |
| #22 | immense free-range mushroom | 1 |
| #128 | industrially-crushed ice | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #192 | lab-grown meat | 1 |
| #30 | leg-mounted Trainbots | 1 |
| #432 | lesser grodulated violet | 1 |
| #68 | limp broccoli | 1 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #167 | lost elf luggage | 1 |
| #108 | mafia filofax | 1 |
| #69 | mafia middle finger ring | 1 |
| #47 | mafia organizer badge | 1 |
| #79 | mafia pinky ring | 1 |
| #77 | mafia thumb ring | 1 |
| #208 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 10 |
| #131 | magnolia blossom | 1 |
| #29 | marshroom | 1 |
| #128 | mime army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #227 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #152 | mime army superserum | 1 |
| #205 | mime army wine | 1 |
| #182 | mime eraser | 1 |
| #73 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #85 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #96 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #239 | mooseflank | 1 |
| #88 | moosemeat pie | 1 |
| #180 | mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine | 1 |
| #963 | moxie weed | 1 |
| #327 | muffled muffuletta | 1 |
| #240 | multi-level marzipan | 1 |
| #106 | muskox-skin cap | 1 |
| #48 | neg grog | 1 |
| #289 | nega-mushroom | 1 |
| #123 | negotiatin' hammer | 1 |
| 🥇 | novelty monorail ticket | 1 |
| #470 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #287 | oldcake | 1 |
| 🥇 | overflowing gift basket | 1 |
| #19 | pair of plants | 1 |
| #145 | peppermint-scented socks | 1 |
| #222 | pile of Trainbot parts | 1 |
| #193 | ping-pong ball | 1 |
| #51 | ping-pong paddle | 1 |
| #262 | plain candy cane | 1 |
| #84 | plastic bazooka | 1 |
| #20 | plump free-range mushroom | 1 |
| #702 | pointy mushroom | 1 |
| #195 | poisonsettia | 1 |
| #154 | poppy | 1 |
| #92 | portable dam | 1 |
| #95 | potato alarm clock | 1 |
| #229 | powdered powdered sugar | 1 |
| #145 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #263 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #623 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
| #2038 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #300 | primitive candy cane | 1 |
| #114 | pristine walrus tusk | 1 |
| #183 | projectile chemistry set | 1 |
| #133 | protection stick | 1 |
| #151 | pygmy witchhazel | 1 |
| #104 | red foxglove | 1 |
| #112 | red tulip | 1 |
| 🥇 | refurbished air fryer | 1 |
| #280 | rose | 1 |
| #262 | runny fermented egg | 1 |
| #577 | savoy truffle | 1 |
| #35 | scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker | 1,700 |
| #335 | scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker | 4 |
| #221 | sea broccoli | 1 |
| #34 | sea truffle | 1 |
| #129 | self-repairing earmuffs | 1 |
| #16 | shining star cap | 1 |
| #31 | shoulder-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #31 | shovelful of dirt | 95 |
| #326 | shushed potatoes | 1 |
| #69 | silent A | 1 |
| #138 | silent B | 1 |
| #59 | silent C | 1 |
| #63 | silent D | 1 |
| #57 | silent E | 1 |
| #77 | silent F | 1 |
| #64 | silent G | 1 |
| #135 | silent H | 1 |
| #203 | silent I | 1 |
| #173 | silent J | 1 |
| #46 | silent K | 1 |
| #150 | silent L | 1 |
| #191 | silent M | 1 |
| #69 | silent N | 1 |
| #242 | silent O | 1 |
| #212 | silent P | 1 |
| #87 | silent Q | 1 |
| #62 | silent R | 1 |
| #69 | silent S | 1 |
| #65 | silent T | 1 |
| #64 | silent U | 1 |
| #75 | silent V | 1 |
| #123 | silent W | 1 |
| #186 | silent X | 1 |
| #67 | silent Y | 1 |
| #121 | silent Z | 1 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| #208 | snapdragon pistil | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1573 | spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #79 | squeaky toy rose | 1 |
| #219 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 1 |
| #219 | stale cheer wine | 1 |
| #136 | steamed oyster | 1 |
| #130 | steel drivin' hammer | 1 |
| #821 | stinky mushroom | 1 |
| #238 | stuffed red and green pepper (stale) | 1 |
| #90 | synthetic rock | 1 |
| #29 | tapped black lotus | 1 |
| #101 | the Crymbich Manuscript | 1 |
| #180 | thick walrus blubber | 1 |
| #421 | tin magnolia | 1 |
| #189 | tiny bomb | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #67 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8250 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8219 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8185 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8201 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #8110 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #4345 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #58 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #428 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| 🥇 | train whistle | 1 |
| #276 | transparent nog | 1 |
| #617 | tropical orchid | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #83 | two meat muck | 1 |
| #268 | unfinished fruitcake | 1 |
| #201 | universal biscuit | 1 |
| #457 | upsy daisy | 1 |
| #65 | vibrating mushroom | 1 |
| #7 | waffle | 1,000 |
| #252 | warehouse key | 1 |
| #631 | warm mushroom | 1 |
| #205 | white Crimbo ball | 1 |
| #126 | white tulip | 1 |
| #52 | worksite credentials | 1 |
| #194 | yule gruel | 1 |
| #149 | yule hatchet | 1 |