| #104 | "Remember the Trees" Shirt | 1 |
| #231 | "caramel" orange | 1 |
| #58 | BOOtonniere | 1 |
| #39 | Boletus Broletus mushroom | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #194 | Cheer-Up soda | 1 |
| #132 | Crimbeau de toilette | 1 |
| #417 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 1 |
| #159 | Crimbo candle | 1 |
| #107 | Crimbo crystal shards | 1 |
| #153 | Crimbo dinner | 1 |
| #210 | Crimbo food scraps | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #220 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 1 |
| #165 | Crimbosmopolitan | 1 |
| #179 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 1 |
| #72 | Dust bunny | 41 |
| #36 | Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom | 1 |
| #25 | Helvella Haemophilia mushroom | 1 |
| #821 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #1017 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #217 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 121 |
| #32 | LOV Echinacea Bouquet | 1 |
| #37 | Omphalotus Omphaloskepsis mushroom | 1 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #8 | Staff of Frozen Lard | 1 |
| #32 | Stemonitis Staticus mushroom | 1 |
| #62 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #244 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #308 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 2 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #970 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #36 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 10 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #983 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 3 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 6 |
| #887 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 5 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #247 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #201 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 2 |
| #198 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 7 |
| #106 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 2 |
| #204 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 5 |
| #210 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 1 |
| #439 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 10 |
| #363 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 3 |
| #951 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #51 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 11 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #490 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 14 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #11 | Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette | 11 |
| #748 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| #174 | Trainbot circuitry | 1 |
| #73 | Trainbot harness | 1 |
| #165 | Trainbot linkages | 1 |
| #75 | Trainbot luggage hook | 1 |
| #163 | Trainbot optics | 1 |
| #168 | Trainbot plating | 1 |
| #72 | Trainbot radar monocle | 1 |
| #159 | Trainbot servomotors | 1 |
| #231 | Trainbot slag | 1 |
| #171 | Trainbot tubing | 1 |
| #21 | Tremella Tarantella mushroom | 1 |
| #1008 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #126 | antique Canadian lantern | 1 |
| #165 | antique beer | 1 |
| #1195 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #110 | balanced antler | 1 |
| #74 | beaver punch (cherry) | 1 |
| #73 | beaver punch (papaya) | 1 |
| #88 | beaver punch (peach) | 1 |
| #252 | beavermouth | 1 |
| #415 | begpwnia | 1 |
| #226 | black Crimbo ball | 1 |
| #297 | black and white cracker | 1 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #135 | blue tulip | 1 |
| #164 | bottle of Crimbognac | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #98 | boxed gumball machine | 1 |
| #273 | bread man | 1 |
| #160 | bread pie | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #407 | burnt flower | 1 |
| #277 | cabooze | 1 |
| #98 | can of mixed everything | 1 |
| 🥇 | candy crayons | 1,000 |
| #234 | candy harmonica | 1 |
| #637 | carbonated water lily | 1 |
| #85 | carnivorous potted plant | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #184 | cheer-o-gram | 1 |
| #109 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #294 | chocomotive | 1 |
| #196 | cinnamon machine oil | 1 |
| #159 | clear Russian | 1 |
| #190 | cloning kit | 1 |
| #42 | cluster of hops | 1 |
| #49 | cocktail mushroom | 1 |
| #19 | colossal free-range mushroom | 1 |
| #139 | contract enforcement stick | 1 |
| #745 | cool mushroom | 1 |
| 🥇 | cozy scarf | 1 |
| #215 | cranberry margarita (brackish) | 1 |
| #122 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 1 |
| #114 | crystal Crimbo platter | 1 |
| #683 | crystalline cheer | 1 |
| #60 | cute mushroom | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #60 | deadfall branch | 1 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #57 | deadly nightshade | 1 |
| #205 | death blossom | 1 |
| #160 | depleted Crimbonium football helmet | 1 |
| #520 | donated booze | 1 |
| #513 | donated candy | 1 |
| #513 | donated food | 1 |
| #214 | dregs of a Crimbo cocktail | 1 |
| #12 | earthenware muffin tin | 1 |
| #260 | eggwater | 1 |
| #86 | eldritch mushroom | 1 |
| #12 | electric mushroom | 1 |
| #128 | electric pants | 1 |
| #295 | executive mime flask | 1 |
| #145 | exotic orchid | 1 |
| #113 | festive egg sac | 1 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #885 | flaming mushroom | 1 |
| #269 | flour cookie | 1 |
| #30 | free-range mushroom | 1 |
| #296 | freightcake | 1 |
| #96 | frost flower | 1 |
| #826 | frozen mushroom | 1 |
| #841 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #781 | funky dried mushroom | 1 |
| #17 | giant free-range mushroom | 1 |
| #640 | giant moxie weed | 1 |
| #82 | gilded lily | 1 |
| #16 | gilded trumpet | 1 |
| #1493 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #197 | glowing fungus | 1 |
| #134 | golden fleece | 1 |
| #315 | gooified animal matter | 1 |
| #301 | gooified mineral matter | 1 |
| #302 | gooified vegetable matter | 1 |
| #64 | government booze shipment | 1 |
| #69 | government candy shipment | 1 |
| #67 | government food shipment | 1 |
| #294 | grilled mooseflank | 1 |
| #50 | half double fruitcake | 1 |
| #399 | half-orchid | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| #30 | head-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #180 | honey-drenched ham slice | 1 |
| #173 | hot watered rum | 1 |
| #11 | house-sized mushroom | 1 |
| #339 | huge Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #40 | hunk of granite | 76 |
| #311 | hushed puppy | 1 |
| #21 | immense free-range mushroom | 1 |
| #127 | industrially-crushed ice | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #191 | lab-grown meat | 1 |
| #29 | leg-mounted Trainbots | 1 |
| #430 | lesser grodulated violet | 1 |
| #68 | limp broccoli | 1 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #165 | lost elf luggage | 1 |
| #106 | mafia filofax | 1 |
| #68 | mafia middle finger ring | 1 |
| #46 | mafia organizer badge | 1 |
| #79 | mafia pinky ring | 1 |
| #76 | mafia thumb ring | 1 |
| #203 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 10 |
| #131 | magnolia blossom | 1 |
| #28 | marshroom | 1 |
| #127 | mime army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #227 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #151 | mime army superserum | 1 |
| #205 | mime army wine | 1 |
| #182 | mime eraser | 1 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #95 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #239 | mooseflank | 1 |
| #86 | moosemeat pie | 1 |
| #177 | mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine | 1 |
| #963 | moxie weed | 1 |
| #326 | muffled muffuletta | 1 |
| #240 | multi-level marzipan | 1 |
| #106 | muskox-skin cap | 1 |
| #47 | neg grog | 1 |
| #290 | nega-mushroom | 1 |
| #124 | negotiatin' hammer | 1 |
| 🥇 | novelty monorail ticket | 1 |
| #471 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #285 | oldcake | 1 |
| 🥇 | overflowing gift basket | 1 |
| #19 | pair of plants | 1 |
| #145 | peppermint-scented socks | 1 |
| #221 | pile of Trainbot parts | 1 |
| #192 | ping-pong ball | 1 |
| #50 | ping-pong paddle | 1 |
| #261 | plain candy cane | 1 |
| #84 | plastic bazooka | 1 |
| #20 | plump free-range mushroom | 1 |
| #702 | pointy mushroom | 1 |
| #193 | poisonsettia | 1 |
| #154 | poppy | 1 |
| #93 | portable dam | 1 |
| #94 | potato alarm clock | 1 |
| #229 | powdered powdered sugar | 1 |
| #144 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #262 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #622 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
| #2035 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #299 | primitive candy cane | 1 |
| #115 | pristine walrus tusk | 1 |
| #181 | projectile chemistry set | 1 |
| #134 | protection stick | 1 |
| #149 | pygmy witchhazel | 1 |
| #103 | red foxglove | 1 |
| #114 | red tulip | 1 |
| 🥇 | refurbished air fryer | 1 |
| #272 | rose | 1 |
| #261 | runny fermented egg | 1 |
| #578 | savoy truffle | 1 |
| #34 | scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker | 1,700 |
| #336 | scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker | 4 |
| #220 | sea broccoli | 1 |
| #33 | sea truffle | 1 |
| #129 | self-repairing earmuffs | 1 |
| #16 | shining star cap | 1 |
| #32 | shoulder-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #31 | shovelful of dirt | 95 |
| #325 | shushed potatoes | 1 |
| #69 | silent A | 1 |
| #137 | silent B | 1 |
| #58 | silent C | 1 |
| #63 | silent D | 1 |
| #56 | silent E | 1 |
| #75 | silent F | 1 |
| #62 | silent G | 1 |
| #133 | silent H | 1 |
| #202 | silent I | 1 |
| #172 | silent J | 1 |
| #46 | silent K | 1 |
| #147 | silent L | 1 |
| #191 | silent M | 1 |
| #68 | silent N | 1 |
| #240 | silent O | 1 |
| #210 | silent P | 1 |
| #85 | silent Q | 1 |
| #62 | silent R | 1 |
| #68 | silent S | 1 |
| #65 | silent T | 1 |
| #63 | silent U | 1 |
| #73 | silent V | 1 |
| #122 | silent W | 1 |
| #185 | silent X | 1 |
| #67 | silent Y | 1 |
| #120 | silent Z | 1 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| #208 | snapdragon pistil | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1575 | spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #78 | squeaky toy rose | 1 |
| #217 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 1 |
| #216 | stale cheer wine | 1 |
| #135 | steamed oyster | 1 |
| #130 | steel drivin' hammer | 1 |
| #822 | stinky mushroom | 1 |
| #231 | stuffed red and green pepper (stale) | 1 |
| #88 | synthetic rock | 1 |
| #29 | tapped black lotus | 1 |
| #99 | the Crymbich Manuscript | 1 |
| #180 | thick walrus blubber | 1 |
| #420 | tin magnolia | 1 |
| #189 | tiny bomb | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #35 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #428 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| 🥇 | train whistle | 1 |
| #275 | transparent nog | 1 |
| #617 | tropical orchid | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #82 | two meat muck | 1 |
| #266 | unfinished fruitcake | 1 |
| #200 | universal biscuit | 1 |
| #455 | upsy daisy | 1 |
| #64 | vibrating mushroom | 1 |
| #5 | waffle | 955 |
| #247 | warehouse key | 1 |
| #631 | warm mushroom | 1 |
| #204 | white Crimbo ball | 1 |
| #123 | white tulip | 1 |
| #53 | worksite credentials | 1 |
| #195 | yule gruel | 1 |
| #149 | yule hatchet | 1 |