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| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #971 | Feynman gate | 8 |
| #140 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 4 |
| #1498 | Mad Train wine | 4 |
| #235 | Miniborg beeper | 2 |
| #223 | Miniborg hiveminder | 2 |
| #249 | Miniborg laser | 2 |
| #275 | Miniborg stomper | 2 |
| #259 | Miniborg strangler | 2 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #705 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #852 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 7 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #498 | banana-frosted king cake | 5 |
| #664 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #520 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #2108 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1032 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #620 | bloody mary | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1699 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 4 |
| #2358 | candied yams | 2 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #918 | candy stake | 7 |
| #1343 | capacitor relay | 4 |
| #69 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 140 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #263 | deck of tropical cards | 2 |
| #1840 | eggnog | 4 |
| #1096 | evil googly eye | 2 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #508 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 1 |
| #762 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 8 |
| #1064 | fancy dress ball | 9 |
| #1747 | felt | 3 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #603 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #4729 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #2477 | gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #700 | gingerbread horror | 9 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #1916 | googly eye | 3 |
| #1296 | green beer | 5 |
| #547 | grog | 1 |
| #434 | horizontal tango | 1 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #474 | immense cyborg hand | 8 |
| #1012 | ion grid | 9 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #614 | killer rag doll | 4 |
| #949 | killing feather | 43 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #552 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 6 |
| #1275 | length of string | 5 |
| #1114 | logic synthesizer | 6 |
| #939 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 2 |
| #665 | martini | 1 |
| #285 | monkey wrench | 5 |
| #2528 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #842 | nanite-infested eggnog | 6 |
| #3329 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #2028 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #528 | ocean motion | 1 |
| #656 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #356 | off-white striped oyster egg | 9 |
| #271 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 19 |
| #528 | papaya sling | 1 |
| #1682 | pet rock | 3 |
| #1097 | pile of candy | 1 |
| #593 | pink pony | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #575 | robotronic egg | 49 |
| #529 | [2108]rock | 8 |
| #453 | rockin' wagon | 1 |
| #1394 | rogue swarmer | 42 |
| #493 | roll in the hay | 1 |
| #642 | rum and cola | 1 |
| #586 | salty dog | 5 |
| #588 | screwdriver | 1 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #719 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 1 |
| #699 | shot of orange schnapps | 1 |
| #747 | shot of tomato schnapps | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #547 | slap and tickle | 1 |
| #426 | slip 'n' slide | 1 |
| #372 | spiced rum | 1 |
| #1948 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #634 | spooky felt | 14 |
| #783 | stick | 2 |
| #695 | strawberry daiquiri | 1 |
| #252 | strawberry wine | 6 |
| #850 | stringy sinew | 10 |
| #1831 | stuffing | 3 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #436 | tequila sunrise | 1 |
| #347 | tequila with training wheels | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #835 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 2 |
| #850 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 2 |
| #4534 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #951 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8241 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8144 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8078 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #972 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 2 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4341 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8090 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #822 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 2 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1904 | tofurkey gravy | 3 |
| #1886 | tofurkey leg | 3 |
| #1863 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #630 | tooth | 6 |
| #730 | toy crazy train | 11 |
| #1689 | toy jet pack | 2 |
| #1525 | toy ray gun | 3 |
| #1440 | toy space helmet | 3 |
| #1429 | tree-eating kite | 12 |
| #254 | tropical paperweight | 2 |
| #389 | tropical wrapping paper | 3 |
| #1032 | unstable laser battery | 45 |
| #524 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 19 |
| #1063 | vibrating cyborg knife | 7 |
| #480 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 13 |
| #639 | vodka and cranberry | 1 |
| #646 | whiskey and cola | 1 |
| #631 | whiskey sour | 1 |
| #459 | white Canadian | 5 |
| #415 | wine spritzer | 1 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #851 | zombie pineal gland | 5 |