| 🥇 | Iron Beta of Industry | 804 |
| #1130 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 10 |
| #982 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 3 |
| #559 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 12 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #5 | Red Roger's red left foot | 15 |
| 🥉 | Red Roger's red left hand | 20 |
| #4 | Red Roger's red right foot | 17 |
| #5 | Red Roger's red right hand | 21 |
| #1199 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 2 |
| #257 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 56 |
| #247 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 7 |
| #509 | Yakisoba's hat | 3 |
| #4 | badass belt | 818 |
| 🥇 | facsimile dictionary | 851 |
| #6 | gilded BRICKO chalice | 1 |
| 🥉 | grue egg | 869 |
| #4 | handful of confetti | 866 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #755 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #671 | mauve striped oyster egg | 6 |
| #426 | nanite-infested candy cane | 34 |
| #1927 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #173 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 12 |
| #925 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #706 | penguin focaccia bread | 24 |
| #682 | personalized birthday cake | 2 |
| #1682 | pet rock | 3 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #949 | prehistoric spear | 3 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #528 | puce plastic oyster egg | 7 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #753 | puce striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #774 | quantum taco | 2 |
| #1795 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 2 |
| #609 | really dense meat stack | 10 |
| #1082 | red paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #837 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #837 | roasted marshmallow | 18 |
| #231 | sandwich of the gods | 15 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #69 | silent A | 1 |
| #137 | silent B | 1 |
| #58 | silent C | 1 |
| #63 | silent D | 1 |
| #56 | silent E | 1 |
| #75 | silent F | 1 |
| #62 | silent G | 1 |
| #133 | silent H | 1 |
| #202 | silent I | 1 |
| #172 | silent J | 1 |
| #46 | silent K | 1 |
| #147 | silent L | 1 |
| #191 | silent M | 1 |
| #68 | silent N | 1 |
| #240 | silent O | 1 |
| #210 | silent P | 1 |
| #85 | silent Q | 1 |
| #62 | silent R | 1 |
| #68 | silent S | 1 |
| #65 | silent T | 1 |
| #63 | silent U | 1 |
| #73 | silent V | 1 |
| #122 | silent W | 1 |
| #185 | silent X | 1 |
| #67 | silent Y | 1 |
| #120 | silent Z | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #237 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #422 | sleeping snowy owl | 7 |
| #6 | solid gold bowling ball | 819 |
| #54 | solid gold jewel | 34 |
| #112 | soyburger juice | 2 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #24 | sprinkles | 136,600 |
| #591 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #884 | stick-on-a-string | 3 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #1747 | stuffed doppelshifter | 4 |
| #1226 | support cummerbund | 2 |
| #1584 | teddy bear | 2 |
| #16 | tempura broccoli | 9 |
| #26 | tempura carrot | 3 |
| #7 | tempura cauliflower | 21 |
| #11 | tempura cucumber | 8 |
| #11 | tempura radish | 10 |
| #448 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 2 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1071 | toothsome rock | 8 |
| #1556 | top | 2 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #1072 | toy jet pack | 5 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1194 | toy ray gun | 5 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1141 | toy space helmet | 5 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #2765 | tree-eating kite | 2 |
| #660 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #59 | walrus ice cream | 3 |
| #934 | wheel | 3 |
| #32 | wings of fire | 8 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #850 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2049 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #775 | yellow striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #752 | yo | 11 |
| #2046 | yo-yo | 2 |