| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #561 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 2 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1039 | Cloaca-Cola | 11 |
| #341 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 8 |
| #997 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #608 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 4 |
| #1871 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2691 | Crimbuck | 8 |
| #3201 | Crown of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1106 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 2 |
| #1194 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 24 |
| #424 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 6 |
| #626 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 4 |
| #449 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 5 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #23 | Hodgman's almanac | 2 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #656 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 26 |
| #240 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 19 |
| #323 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 4 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #337 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #4253 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1214 | capacitor relay | 5 |
| #1388 | carbon nanotube frame | 4 |
| #570 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #1149 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1095 | evil googly eye | 2 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #338 | flamin' bindle | 2 |
| #561 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #703 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 3 |
| #1376 | ion grid | 4 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1688 | kite | 2 |
| #1424 | kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #1188 | logic synthesizer | 5 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1691 | mafia aria | 3 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #3077 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #842 | nanite-infested eggnog | 6 |
| #1397 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #1229 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #581 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #13 | piercing post | 1,111 |
| #1155 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #481 | t8r tots | 8 |
| #2177 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 3 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 4 |
| #1510 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 3 |
| #1545 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 3 |
| #1225 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 6 |
| #786 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 6 |
| #2208 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 8 |
| #1730 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 5 |
| #1163 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 8 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #814 | tiny plastic G Imp | 9 |
| #1252 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 6 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 4 |
| #1763 | tiny plastic Hellion | 4 |
| #1261 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 6 |
| #914 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 5 |
| #1446 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 5 |
| #1068 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 7 |
| #1072 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 7 |
| #1730 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 4 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 3 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 3 |
| #2743 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #2054 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #911 | tiny plastic The Man | 5 |
| #488 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 7 |
| #2757 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #849 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 6 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #1849 | tiny plastic angry goat | 10 |
| #1237 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 6 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #1440 | tiny plastic astronomer | 5 |
| #1999 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 9 |
| #1510 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 12 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic beanbat | 3 |
| #1275 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 4 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #1466 | tiny plastic blooper | 5 |
| #1476 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 5 |
| #733 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 10 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1631 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 11 |
| #1385 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 13 |
| #2090 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #1240 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 6 |
| #1776 | tiny plastic demoninja | 4 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1081 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 7 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1463 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 5 |
| #1247 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 6 |
| #1787 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 4 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 3 |
| #2523 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 7 |
| #1301 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 14 |
| #2521 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 7 |
| #1709 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 4 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic goth giant | 4 |
| #1838 | tiny plastic grue | 10 |
| #647 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 11 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #2046 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 9 |
| #2457 | tiny plastic killer bee | 7 |
| #2179 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 3 |
| #1388 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 13 |
| #2512 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 7 |
| #714 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 10 |
| #2823 | tiny plastic mosquito | 6 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 4 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #1224 | tiny plastic scary clown | 6 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #1778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 4 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #1211 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 6 |
| #1297 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 14 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #1822 | tiny plastic stab bat | 10 |
| #1817 | tiny plastic star starfish | 10 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #940 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 10 |
| #1450 | tiny plastic taco cat | 5 |
| #1723 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 4 |
| #1827 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #1251 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 6 |
| #1704 | tiny plastic warwelf | 4 |
| #2104 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 3 |
| #1473 | tiny plastic zmobie | 5 |
| #2083 | toothsome rock | 2 |
| #1556 | top | 2 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #1198 | toy wheel | 5 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1033 | useless powder | 40 |
| #1937 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #202 | yummy death watch beetle | 1 |