| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #563 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 2 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1733 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1040 | Cloaca-Cola | 11 |
| #343 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 8 |
| #999 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 4 |
| #1873 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #2465 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2702 | Crimbuck | 8 |
| #3211 | Crown of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #1939 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1107 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 2 |
| #1194 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 24 |
| #427 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 6 |
| #630 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 4 |
| #451 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 5 |
| #2385 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #24 | Hodgman's almanac | 2 |
| #97 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #444 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #657 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 26 |
| #240 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 19 |
| #323 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 4 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #340 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #4253 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #4788 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1215 | capacitor relay | 5 |
| #1389 | carbon nanotube frame | 4 |
| #568 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #1153 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #1477 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1096 | evil googly eye | 2 |
| #969 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #339 | flamin' bindle | 2 |
| #562 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #2872 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #3940 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1454 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #702 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 3 |
| #1375 | ion grid | 4 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1689 | kite | 2 |
| #1425 | kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1752 | length of string | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #1188 | logic synthesizer | 5 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1689 | mafia aria | 3 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #3075 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #846 | nanite-infested eggnog | 6 |
| #1396 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #1228 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #583 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #13 | piercing post | 1,111 |
| #1153 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #613 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #8915 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8965 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8806 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #487 | t8r tots | 8 |
| #2178 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 3 |
| #1763 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 4 |
| #1512 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 3 |
| #1545 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 3 |
| #1228 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 6 |
| #789 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 6 |
| #2217 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 8 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 5 |
| #1165 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 8 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #3125 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #817 | tiny plastic G Imp | 9 |
| #1254 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 6 |
| #1741 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 4 |
| #1768 | tiny plastic Hellion | 4 |
| #1265 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 6 |
| #915 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 5 |
| #1449 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 5 |
| #1071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 7 |
| #1074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 7 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 4 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #2184 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 3 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2122 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 3 |
| #2747 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #2058 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #915 | tiny plastic The Man | 5 |
| #488 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 7 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #851 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 6 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4025 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #1858 | tiny plastic angry goat | 10 |
| #1241 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 6 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #1443 | tiny plastic astronomer | 5 |
| #2011 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 9 |
| #1519 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 12 |
| #2164 | tiny plastic beanbat | 3 |
| #1279 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 4 |
| #4841 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #1466 | tiny plastic blooper | 5 |
| #1481 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 5 |
| #733 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 10 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1638 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 11 |
| #1387 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 13 |
| #2097 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #1244 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 6 |
| #1779 | tiny plastic demoninja | 4 |
| #4499 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1083 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 7 |
| #1017 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1467 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 5 |
| #1250 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 6 |
| #1792 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 4 |
| #2152 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 3 |
| #2537 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 7 |
| #1305 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 14 |
| #2529 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 7 |
| #1713 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 4 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic goth giant | 4 |
| #1844 | tiny plastic grue | 10 |
| #649 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 11 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #2050 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 9 |
| #2465 | tiny plastic killer bee | 7 |
| #2186 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 3 |
| #1394 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 13 |
| #2521 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 7 |
| #716 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 10 |
| #2831 | tiny plastic mosquito | 6 |
| #1037 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 4 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #1227 | tiny plastic scary clown | 6 |
| #1767 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #1784 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 4 |
| #2819 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #1216 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 6 |
| #1306 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 14 |
| #2828 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #1827 | tiny plastic stab bat | 10 |
| #1822 | tiny plastic star starfish | 10 |
| #979 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #941 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 10 |
| #1452 | tiny plastic taco cat | 5 |
| #1727 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 4 |
| #1832 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #1258 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 6 |
| #1706 | tiny plastic warwelf | 4 |
| #2110 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 3 |
| #1475 | tiny plastic zmobie | 5 |
| #2083 | toothsome rock | 2 |
| #1559 | top | 2 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1197 | toy wheel | 5 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1032 | useless powder | 40 |
| #1933 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1329 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #201 | yummy death watch beetle | 1 |