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| #269 | Baja sopapilla | 2 |
| #530 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 2 |
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| #194 | Cheer-Up soda | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #44 | DUFRESNE Suds | 197 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #66 | Frigid Northern Beans | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #41 | Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans | 1 |
| #66 | Hellfire Spicy Beans | 1 |
| #302 | Inner Strength | 1 |
| #236 | Inner Truth | 2 |
| #28 | Inner Wisdom | 7 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #127 | Lord Soggyraven's Slippers | 1 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #43 | Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #66 | Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans | 1 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #152 | Sogg-Os | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #45 | Tesla's Electroplated Beans | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1400 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #67 | Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans | 1 |
| 🥈 | Uncle Crimbo's hat | 1 |
| #89 | Victor's Spoils | 1 |
| #439 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 3 |
| #135 | Wet Russian | 1 |
| #64 | World's Blackest-Eyed Peas | 1 |
| #1138 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| #32 | bad vibroknife | 1 |
| #66 | bag of grain | 1 |
| #93 | blood-drive sticker | 1 |
| #162 | bowl of mernudo | 1 |
| #265 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 2 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #94 | chakra sludge | 12 |
| #87 | cheer extractor | 5 |
| #184 | cheer-o-gram | 1 |
| #109 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #90 | contract enforcement stick | 10 |
| #67 | corrupted marrow | 1 |
| #22 | crystal belt buckle | 1 |
| #51 | crystalline cheer | 2,174 |
| #29 | dirty bottlecap | 1 |
| #37 | discarded button | 1 |
| #113 | dumb mud | 1 |
| #196 | eldritch effluvium | 119 |
| #127 | eldritch ichor | 7 |
| #77 | eldritch oil | 1 |
| #82 | emergency margarita | 1 |
| #34 | eraser nubbin | 22 |
| #235 | executive mime flask | 3 |
| #187 | fishelada | 1 |
| #294 | flan del mar | 1 |
| #27 | interesting clod of dirt | 1 |
| #998 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #77 | mafia filofax | 4 |
| #60 | mafia pinky ring | 2 |
| #38 | mafia thumb ring | 3 |
| #127 | mime army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #19 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #227 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #70 | mime army shotglass | 1 |
| #151 | mime army superserum | 1 |
| #205 | mime army wine | 1 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #95 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #265 | nega-mushroom | 2 |
| #55 | nega-mushroom wine | 1 |
| #80 | negotiatin' hammer | 5 |
| #128 | neoprene skullcap | 1 |
| 🥇 | novelty monorail ticket | 1 |
| #171 | ojo de pez burrito | 1 |
| #30 | oldcake | 7 |
| #33 | patent aggression tonic | 1 |
| #35 | patent alacrity tonic | 1 |
| #39 | patent avarice tonic | 1 |
| #41 | patent invisibility tonic | 1 |
| #37 | patent preventative tonic | 1 |
| #37 | patent sallowness tonic | 1 |
| #75 | pocket maze | 1 |
| #299 | primitive candy cane | 1 |
| #92 | protection stick | 8 |
| #130 | red money bag | 5 |
| #90 | rodeo whiskey | 1 |
| #100 | root beer | 1 |
| #188 | runny fermented egg | 2 |
| #88 | sausage without a cause | 1 |
| #67 | shady shades | 1 |
| #172 | silent J | 1 |
| #189 | silent O | 2 |
| #168 | silent P | 2 |
| #18 | silent Z | 12 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| #82 | silver face paint | 1 |
| #50 | skin oil | 1 |
| #1119 | snake | 1 |
| #64 | snake oil | 1 |
| #1134 | sparkler | 1 |
| #78 | squeaky toy rose | 1 |
| #217 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 1 |
| #216 | stale cheer wine | 1 |
| #78 | steel drivin' hammer | 13 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #382 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 4 |
| #1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #860 | unusual disco ball | 3 |
| #49 | unusual oil | 1 |
| #83 | vintage smart drink | 1 |
| #182 | warehouse key | 3 |
| #96 | weird gazelle steak | 1 |