| #527 | Goodfella contract | 30 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #16 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 2 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #755 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 5 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1945 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1085 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 9 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #1553 | badass belt | 35 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #1313 | box of sunshine | 149 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #6 | googly-heart hat | 1 |
| #1455 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| 🥇 | mayfly bait necklace | 1 |
| #35 | note from Clancy | 2 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #52 | silent beret | 1 |
| #97 | soggy used band-aid | 16 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #539 | stuffed mink | 87 |
| #616 | stuffed teddy butler | 79 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |