| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #85 | Beach Buck | 83 |
| #120 | Booke of Vampyric Knowledge | 1 |
| #26 | Buddy Bjorn | 1 |
| #51 | ChibiBuddy™ (off) | 1 |
| 🥈 | ChibiBuddy™ (on) | 1 |
| #201 | Chroner | 317 |
| #17 | Chroner trigger | 1 |
| #68 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail | 1 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo training manual | 1 |
| #88 | Crimbolex watch | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #55 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) | 1 |
| #136 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 29 |
| #47 | Crimbuccaneer runebone | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #15 | Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #74 | Elf Guard MPC | 3,650 |
| #46 | Elf Guard SCUBA tank | 1 |
| #72 | Elf Guard insignia (general) | 1 |
| #82 | Elf Guard safety bear | 1 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #138 | FantasyRealm Mage's Hat | 1 |
| #83 | FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm | 22 |
| #22 | Fudgie Roll | 41 |
| #38 | FunFunds™ | 486 |
| #141 | Game Grid ticket | 51 |
| #12 | Game Grid valued membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | January's Garbage Tote | 1 |
| 🥇 | June cleaver | 1 |
| 🥇 | Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™ | 1 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #417 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 9 |
| #34 | Lil' Snowball Factory | 7 |
| #49 | Loathing Legion knife | 1 |
| #4 | Mayoflex | 175 |
| #167 | My First Art of War | 1 |
| #51 | Neverending Party favor | 5 |
| #15 | No Hats as Art | 1 |
| 🥈 | Official Council Aide Pin | 1 |
| 🥇 | PARTY HARD T-shirt | 1 |
| #13 | PirateRealm party hat | 1 |
| 🥇 | Platinum HP-35 Calculator | 1 |
| 🥈 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #16 | Pop Art: a Guide | 1 |
| #33 | Red Roger's red left foot | 1 |
| #40 | Red Roger's red left hand | 1 |
| #32 | Red Roger's red right foot | 1 |
| #42 | Red Roger's red right hand | 1 |
| #32 | Rubee™ | 602 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #126 | Science Notebook | 1 |
| #30 | Source essence | 49,238 |
| #21 | Source shades | 1 |
| #42 | Spacegate Research | 126 |
| 🥇 | SpinMaster™ lathe | 1 |
| #23 | The Big Book of Communism | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #81 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #62 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| #128 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 1 |
| #73 | Trainbot harness | 1 |
| 🥈 | Uncle Crimbo's hat | 1 |
| #26 | Volcoino | 77 |
| #57 | Wal-Mart gift certificate | 51 |
| #69 | Xiblaxian 5D printer | 1 |
| #49 | Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter | 1 |
| #29 | Yorick | 1 |
| #44 | abandoned candy | 92 |
| #12 | aerogel accordion | 1 |
| #12 | aerogel akubra | 1 |
| #4 | aerogel attache case | 2 |
| #53 | alabaster bishop | 1 |
| #28 | alabaster king | 1 |
| #55 | alabaster knight | 1 |
| #56 | alabaster pawn | 1 |
| #28 | alabaster queen | 1 |
| #58 | alabaster rook | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #32 | bad vibroknife | 1 |
| #72 | barnacle-encrusted sweater | 1 |
| 🥇 | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
| #4253 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #819 | brick | 41 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #53 | buffalo dime | 6 |
| #27 | can of mixed everything | 7 |
| #8 | capped blue lava bottle | 1 |
| #8 | capped red lava bottle | 1 |
| #5 | chalk chlamys | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #104 | chrome crossbow string | 2 |
| #21 | circle drum | 1 |
| #690 | clown hammer | 37 |
| #402 | collection of tiny spooky objects | 1 |
| #36 | cop dollar | 1,474 |
| 🥇 | cozy scarf | 1 |
| #8 | cozy scimitar | 1 |
| #199 | crown-shaped beanie | 1 |
| #8 | detective tattoo | 2 |
| 🥇 | diabolic pizza cube | 1 |
| #18 | drink chit | 183 |
| #240 | droll monocle | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| 🥇 | empty Rain-Doh can | 1 |
| #175 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #144 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #614 | fake hand | 44 |
| 🥇 | fancy party pants | 1 |
| #1798 | filthy lucre | 3 |
| 🥈 | fossilized necklace | 1 |
| 🥇 | fresh coat of paint | 1 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #6 | gabardine gloves | 1 |
| #12 | gabardine gunnysack | 1 |
| #20 | garbage sticker | 1 |
| #86 | genie's pants | 1 |
| #19 | gingerbeard | 1 |
| 🥇 | glass eye | 1 |
| #40 | glob of undifferentiated tissue | 3 |
| 🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
| #258 | green clay bead | 43 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| #57 | green slime glob | 4 |
| #30 | gunwale | 1 |
| #8 | gunwale whalegun | 1 |
| #95 | hand of cards | 2 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #755 | handful of confetti | 55 |
| 🥇 | hewn moon-rune spoon | 1 |
| #204 | hopping socks | 1 |
| #25 | iShield | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1252 | jazz soap | 10 |
| #47 | leather aviator's cap | 1 |
| 🥈 | loofah ladle | 6 |
| 🥈 | loofah lavalier | 2 |
| 🥈 | loofah lederhosen | 2 |
| #4 | loofah lei | 1 |
| #142 | lunar isotope | 284 |
| #1413 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #568 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 52 |
| 🥇 | meatball machine | 1 |
| #127 | mime army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #19 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #151 | mime army superserum | 1 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #95 | miming shirt | 1 |
| 🥈 | moss mace | 1 |
| 🥇 | moss mantle | 3 |
| 🥉 | moss medal | 1 |
| 🥈 | moss mitre | 3 |
| #123 | natty blue ascot | 3 |
| #31 | negative lump | 6,832 |
| #7 | nicksilver ring | 1 |
| #12 | octolus-skin cloak | 1 |
| #2216 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| #51 | onyx bishop | 1 |
| #27 | onyx king | 1 |
| #59 | onyx knight | 1 |
| #56 | onyx pawn | 1 |
| #28 | onyx queen | 1 |
| #50 | onyx rook | 1 |
| #50 | orange slime glob | 6 |
| #226 | ornate picture frame | 6 |
| 🥇 | packet of mushroom spores | 1 |
| 🥇 | packet of tall grass seeds | 1 |
| 🥇 | packet of thanksgarden seeds | 1 |
| #7 | paraffin palazzos | 1 |
| 🥇 | party crasher | 1 |
| 🥈 | party whip | 1 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #52 | picky tweezers | 1 |
| #9 | pine cone necklace | 1 |
| #30 | ping-pong ball | 755 |
| #50 | ping-pong paddle | 1 |
| #424 | pink clay bead | 26 |
| #180 | poodle skirt | 1 |
| #16 | portable Mayo Clinic | 1 |
| #42 | portable ping-pong table | 1 |
| 🥈 | protonic accelerator pack | 1 |
| #11 | punching mirror | 5 |
| #319 | purple clay bead | 9 |
| #8 | quicksilver ring | 1 |
| #9 | ratskin pajama pants | 1 |
| #658 | red class ring | 9 |
| 🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
| #50 | reflection of a map | 20 |
| 🥇 | refurbished air fryer | 1 |
| #8 | saffron antaravasaka | 1 |
| #6 | saffron uttarasanga | 1 |
| #51 | sequin-encrusted sweater | 1 |
| #271 | shard of double-ice | 3 |
| #433 | shiny butcherknife | 1 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| #54 | snake skin | 7 |
| #16 | snow machine | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #9 | special edition Batfellow comic | 373 |
| #594 | spectre scepter | 55 |
| 🥈 | spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip | 1 |
| #108 | spooky sound effects record | 2 |
| #40 | sprinkles | 36,228 |
| #55 | stuffed kraken | 2 |
| #23 | sugar chapeau | 47 |
| #25 | sugar shank | 30 |
| #48 | sugar shield | 36 |
| #21 | sugar shillelagh | 34 |
| #22 | sugar shirt | 33 |
| #36 | sugar shorts | 31 |
| #26 | sugar shotgun | 28 |
| #99 | the Crymbich Manuscript | 1 |
| #13 | ticksilver ring | 1 |
| #40 | time shuriken | 1 |
| #94 | tiny costume wardrobe | 1 |
| 🥇 | train whistle | 1 |
| #1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1117 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| 🥇 | velour valise | 3 |
| 🥉 | velour veil | 4 |
| #8 | velour viscometer | 1 |
| #9 | velour voulge | 1 |
| 🥇 | warbear breakfast machine | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear soda machine | 1 |
| #504 | white class ring | 11 |
| #23 | white earbuds | 1 |
| #5 | wicker clicker | 3 |
| 🥈 | wicker kickers | 2 |
| 🥈 | wicker knickers | 3 |
| #5 | wicker slicker | 2 |
| 🥇 | wicker sticker | 4 |
| #4 | wicker ticker | 3 |
| #1613 | wind-up chattering teeth | 5 |
| #220 | worthless knick-knack | 45 |
| #158 | worthless trinket | 44 |
| #215 | wumpus hair | 8 |
| #11 | yellow pixel | 6,871 |