#269 | "DRINK ME" potion | 76 |
#1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
#140 | 5-hour acrimony | 1 |
#141 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 9 |
#350 | BRICKO eye brick | 9 |
#562 | BURT | 7 |
#615 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
#75 | Bowlet | 1 |
#36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
#33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
#35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
#32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
#32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
#6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
#117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
#179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
#452 | Chroner | 14 |
#154 | Coinspiracy | 4 |
#295 | Cold Hots candy | 24 |
#81 | Cornbeefadon | 1 |
#26 | Covers-Your-Head | 1 |
#4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
#4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
#1321 | Crimbuck | 314 |
#20 | Dinsey food-cone | 3 |
#23 | Drunkula's cape | 1 |
#12 | Drunkula's silky pants | 2 |
#211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
#16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
#215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
#120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
#143 | FunFunds™ | 3 |
#263 | Game Grid ticket | 2 |
#12 | Game Grid valued membership card | 1 |
#943 | Goodfella contract | 2 |
#87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
#81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
#130 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
#65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
#64 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
#144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
#24 | Holiday Fun! | 354 |
#6 | How to Hold a Grudge | 1 |
#226 | Inner Strength | 2 |
#83 | Inner Truth | 4 |
#92 | Inner Wisdom | 4 |
#836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
#251 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 81 |
#32 | LOV Echinacea Bouquet | 1 |
#47 | LOV Elephant | 1 |
#46 | LOV Enamorang | 1 |
#116 | LOV Entrance Pass | 1 |
#52 | LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate | 1 |
#731 | Let Me Be! | 2 |
#9 | Mark of the Bugbear | 26 |
#13 | Mark of the Ghost | 23 |
#7 | Mark of the Skeleton | 30 |
#12 | Mark of the Vampire | 20 |
#9 | Mark of the Werewolf | 29 |
#13 | Mark of the Zombie | 21 |
#94 | Maxing, Relaxing | 8 |
#13 | Mayodiol | 10 |
#17 | Mayoflex | 10 |
#13 | Mayonex | 10 |
#14 | Mayor Ghost's cloak | 2 |
🥈 | Mayor Ghost's khakis | 4 |
#26 | Mayor Ghost's toupee | 1 |
#9 | Mayostat | 11 |
#7 | Mayozapine | 11 |
🥇 | Meatcleaver | 1 |
#957 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
#13 | Northern pemmican | 54 |
🥈 | Official Council Aide Pin | 1 |
#215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
#127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
#101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
#197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
#93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
#187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
#187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
#8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
#2356 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
#83 | Purple Beast energy drink | 1 |
#1905 | Rock Pops | 11 |
#118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
#126 | Science Notebook | 1 |
#1318 | Senior Mints | 1 |
#357 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 4 |
#215 | Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip | 1 |
🥇 | Silver HP-35 Calculator | 1 |
#50 | Spacegate Research | 49 |
🥇 | Spelunker's fedora | 1 |
🥇 | Spelunker's khakis | 1 |
🥇 | Spelunker's whip | 1 |
🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
#938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
#4 | Tales of Dread | 1 |
#5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
#65 | The Emperor's dry cleaning | 3 |
#33 | The Emperor's new hat | 2 |
#25 | The Emperor's new pants | 3 |
#81 | The Emperor's new shirt | 1 |
#4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
#4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
#5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
#8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
#7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
#4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
#6 | Thunkula's drinking cap | 3 |
🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
#79 | Travels with Jerry | 9 |
#11 | Unmotivator: Crashed Meat Car | 87 |
#12 | Unmotivator: Crashed Orca | 68 |
#10 | Unmotivator: Success Warrior | 81 |
#2088 | Valentine | 2 |
#103 | Volcoino | 1 |
#97 | Wal-Mart gift certificate | 9 |
#6 | Warms-Your-Tush | 2 |
#1629 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 2 |
#195 | Ze™ goggles | 10 |
#17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
#182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
#188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
#105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
#112 | actual reality goggles | 18 |
#14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
#34 | almost-dead walkie-talkie | 259 |
#69 | anger blaster | 1 |
#227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
#163 | asbestos stick | 1 |
#49 | asteroid belt | 1 |
#654 | banana peel | 1 |
#1445 | battered Crimbo Crate | 2 |
#161 | bed of coals | 5 |
#61 | black and white cracker | 5 |
#37 | black mana | 15 |
#348 | black spot | 2 |
#3304 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
#820 | blue class ring | 1 |
#564 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
#5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
#32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
#38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
#3226 | box of sunshine | 24 |
#231 | breath mint | 1 |
#274 | brick | 142 |
#314 | bubblin' crude | 14 |
🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
#35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
#45 | bunny liver | 196 |
#391 | can of Binarrrca | 24 |
#901 | candied kobold | 2 |
#706 | candy cane | 51 |
#30 | candy dress shoes | 2 |
#21 | candy necktie | 21 |
#128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
#109 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
#87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
#86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
#38 | chewable paper | 57 |
#178 | children of the candy corn | 1 |
#12 | chocolate cow bone | 1 |
#106 | chrome sword hilt | 2 |
#43 | clumsiness bark | 52 |
#86 | comfy coffin | 10 |
#256 | confusing LED clock | 1 |
#735 | corrupted data | 1 |
#110 | creepy voodoo doll | 1 |
#33 | crotchety pants | 2 |
#563 | crystalline cheer | 3 |
#148 | d12 | 2 |
#130 | dangerous jerkcicle | 1 |
#615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
#617 | designer handbag | 4 |
#1470 | disassembled clover | 2 |
#68 | doubt cannon | 1 |
#30 | dropped scrap of paper | 11 |
#4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
#147 | eleven-foot pole | 1 |
#2077 | elven cellocello | 1 |
#1910 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
#1300 | empty agua de vida bottle | 1 |
#50 | exploding cigar | 6 |
#175 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
#144 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
#42 | fake cocktail | 1 |
#1543 | fake hand | 3 |
#116 | fancy bath salts | 203 |
#42 | fancy calligraphy pen | 1 |
#923 | fancy opera glasses | 1 |
#358 | fat loot token | 2 |
#62 | fear condenser | 1 |
#99 | filth-encrusted futon | 7 |
#587 | filthy lucre | 65 |
#821 | flavored foot massage oil | 1 |
#20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
#984 | fudgecule | 93 |
#20 | garbage sticker | 1 |
#3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
#24 | gingerbread gavel | 4 |
#45 | gingerbread hoodie | 1 |
#23 | gingerbread mask | 2 |
#44 | gingerbread mug | 2 |
#31 | gingerbread restraining order | 2 |
#62 | gingerbread smartphone | 2 |
#97 | glass of warm water | 2 |
#123 | glob of spoiled mayo | 3 |
#38 | golden gum | 195 |
#29 | golden gun | 135 |
#11 | golden tattoo gun | 3 |
#163 | grass clippings | 4 |
#531 | green clay bead | 11 |
🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
#79 | green mana | 1 |
#64 | heart cozy | 1 |
#926 | heart necklace | 8 |
#1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
#1841 | herringcello | 2 |
🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
#39 | hobo nickel | 5,953 |
#18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
#16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
#311 | hushed puppy | 1 |
#10 | ice baby | 1 |
#90 | irresistibility potion | 6 |
#95 | jar full of wind | 7 |
#43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
#172 | killing jar | 1 |
#59 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 1 |
#210 | lunar isotope | 92 |
#25 | mafia wedding ring | 1 |
#653 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 1 |
#20 | marshmallow | 18,723 |
#42 | meteorb | 1 |
#51 | meteorite guard | 1 |
#58 | meteortarboard | 1 |
#81 | meteorthopedic shoes | 1 |
#127 | mime army camouflage kit | 1 |
#71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
#19 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
#22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
#25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
#24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
#25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
#26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
#17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
#38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
#18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
#150 | mime army rations | 2 |
#151 | mime army superserum | 1 |
#205 | mime army wine | 1 |
#72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
#78 | miming beret | 1 |
#41 | miming boots | 2 |
#100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
#42 | miming gloves | 2 |
#95 | miming shirt | 1 |
#35 | muffled muffuletta | 7 |
#992 | mummy costume | 1 |
#265 | nega-mushroom | 2 |
🥇 | novelty monorail ticket | 1 |
#28 | old candy wrapper | 125 |
#384 | ornate picture frame | 1 |
🥇 | packet of thanksgarden seeds | 1 |
#1748 | penguin focaccia bread | 3 |
#736 | personal massager | 1 |
#202 | personalized coffee mug | 368 |
#809 | pink clay bead | 5 |
#2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
#55 | pocket lint (white) | 1 |
#530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
#161 | pool torpedo | 6 |
#108 | pretty flower | 4,773 |
#1189 | procrastination potion | 1 |
#61 | psychokinetic energy blob | 8 |
#1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
#15 | puppet strings | 66 |
#525 | purple clay bead | 3 |
#15 | purple corpsel | 19 |
#174 | purple pixel pie | 5 |
#37 | purple prose pen | 15 |
#623 | purple snowcone | 7 |
#28 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 152 |
🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
#627 | red class ring | 10 |
🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
#27 | red mana | 36 |
#137 | reflection of a map | 4 |
#61 | regret hose | 1 |
#116 | resolution: be luckier | 1 |
#46 | rhinestone | 2,153 |
#431 | roll of toilet paper | 203 |
#272 | rose | 1 |
#364 | round purple sunglasses | 10 |
#3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
#62 | rubber gloves | 1 |
#64 | s'more | 1,197 |
#1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
#65 | sea cowbell | 1 |
#136 | sea cucumber | 1 |
🥉 | sealskin drum | 1 |
#48 | shooting morning star | 1 |
#240 | shushed potatoes | 2 |
#189 | silent O | 2 |
🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
#124 | soggy used band-aid | 8 |
#106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
#3786 | spectre scepter | 1 |
#296 | spiritual candy cane | 1 |
#193 | spiritual fruitcake | 2 |
#189 | spiritual gingerbread | 2 |
#871 | spooky bark | 4 |
#37 | sprinkles | 40,776 |
#132 | stained mattress | 7 |
#69 | string of moist beads | 1 |
#1547 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 2 |
#197 | stylish swimsuit | 5 |
#116 | sugar shard | 57 |
#290 | sugar sheet | 3 |
#23 | tainted icing | 2 |
#437 | tenderizing hammer | 2 |
#65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
#241 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 3 |
#71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
#71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
#72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
#74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
#189 | topiary nugglet | 1 |
#82 | transparent nog | 4 |
#539 | twinkly nuggets | 1 |
#266 | unfinished fruitcake | 1 |
#169 | useless powder | 1,171 |
#51 | vial of hot blood | 1 |
🥈 | walkie-talkie | 1 |
#20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
#45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
#423 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 1 |
#146 | watered-down Red Minotaur | 5 |
#126 | wet venom duct | 2 |
#747 | white class ring | 5 |
#28 | white mana | 42 |
#93 | white page | 2 |
#91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
🥇 | wriggling worm | 2,247 |
#18 | zombie accordion | 1 |
#5 | zombie mariachi hat | 3 |
#28 | zombie mariachi pants | 1 |