| #1432 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1422 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1484 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2242 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #926 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #4246 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1562 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 2 |
| #294 | Manetwich | 2 |
| #843 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #791 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #784 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #1253 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 5 |
| #720 | antique greaves | 2 |
| #894 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #743 | antique shield | 2 |
| #771 | antique spear | 2 |
| #1374 | astronaut pants | 3 |
| #848 | atomic vector plotter | 2 |
| #631 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 3 |
| #623 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 1 |
| #254 | bottle of Vangoghbitussin | 3 |
| #501 | broken sword | 2 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1498 | carbon nanotube frame | 3 |
| #776 | chewing gum on a string | 1 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #805 | computronic processing unit | 2 |
| #604 | dehydrated caviar | 2 |
| #596 | desiccated apricot | 3 |
| #1712 | disco mask | 1 |
| #733 | enormous belt buckle | 1 |
| #726 | evil googly eye | 5 |
| #2196 | evil teddy bear | 2 |
| #68 | evil teddy bear sewing kit | 4 |
| #1290 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #2035 | fancy dress ball | 2 |
| #1375 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #1916 | googly eye | 3 |
| #808 | grouchy restless spirit | 3 |
| #1279 | handful of hand chalk | 1 |
| #588 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 4 |
| #958 | incredibly creepy marionette | 2 |
| #1600 | ion grid | 2 |
| #549 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 5 |
| #1416 | logic synthesizer | 3 |
| #425 | lupine sword | 1 |
| #939 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 2 |
| #665 | martini | 1 |
| #1585 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #477 | pitchfork | 2 |
| #1713 | possessed top | 2 |
| #805 | prehistoric spear | 4 |
| #518 | quantum polarity inducer | 5 |
| #643 | recursive spline reticulator | 3 |
| #547 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 5 |
| #407 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| #398 | serpentine sword | 1 |
| #510 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 6 |
| #938 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #349 | snake shield | 1 |
| #397 | snarling wolf shield | 1 |
| #970 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #884 | stick-on-a-string | 3 |
| #405 | stringy sinew | 24 |
| #7809 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #8930 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #2344 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #7761 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #7819 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #7869 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6163 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #8911 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8960 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #5743 | stuffed hand turkey | 5 |
| #8903 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #7879 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #7829 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7669 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #6322 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #5727 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #8882 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #1600 | stuffing | 4 |
| #571 | sub-molecular interocitor | 4 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4903 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4831 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #6159 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #4887 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
| #3311 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 5 |
| #2463 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 7 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #4849 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #3336 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 5 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #6082 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #2839 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 6 |
| #6062 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #4827 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4789 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4889 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #4858 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1863 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1139 | tooth | 2 |
| #674 | toothsome rock | 14 |
| #1359 | toy crazy train | 4 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1723 | toy space helmet | 2 |
| #1711 | tree-eating kite | 9 |
| #1601 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #807 | white satin pants | 1 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #227 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |