| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2245 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #924 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #4250 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #454 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1560 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 2 |
| #295 | Manetwich | 2 |
| #844 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #793 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #1251 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 5 |
| #722 | antique greaves | 2 |
| #897 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #744 | antique shield | 2 |
| #773 | antique spear | 2 |
| #1374 | astronaut pants | 3 |
| #848 | atomic vector plotter | 2 |
| #631 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 3 |
| #624 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 1 |
| #252 | bottle of Vangoghbitussin | 3 |
| #502 | broken sword | 2 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1499 | carbon nanotube frame | 3 |
| #775 | chewing gum on a string | 1 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #805 | computronic processing unit | 2 |
| #605 | dehydrated caviar | 2 |
| #597 | desiccated apricot | 3 |
| #1718 | disco mask | 1 |
| #734 | enormous belt buckle | 1 |
| #726 | evil googly eye | 5 |
| #2195 | evil teddy bear | 2 |
| #68 | evil teddy bear sewing kit | 4 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #2035 | fancy dress ball | 2 |
| #1375 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #1764 | fire | 1 |
| #1916 | googly eye | 3 |
| #810 | grouchy restless spirit | 3 |
| #1282 | handful of hand chalk | 1 |
| #587 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 4 |
| #957 | incredibly creepy marionette | 2 |
| #1599 | ion grid | 2 |
| #548 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 5 |
| #1416 | logic synthesizer | 3 |
| #425 | lupine sword | 1 |
| #938 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 2 |
| #666 | martini | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #477 | pitchfork | 2 |
| #1713 | possessed top | 2 |
| #805 | prehistoric spear | 4 |
| #517 | quantum polarity inducer | 5 |
| #642 | recursive spline reticulator | 3 |
| #547 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 5 |
| #406 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| #399 | serpentine sword | 1 |
| #510 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 6 |
| #939 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #349 | snake shield | 1 |
| #397 | snarling wolf shield | 1 |
| #971 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| #3320 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #884 | stick-on-a-string | 3 |
| #407 | stringy sinew | 24 |
| #7820 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #8942 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #2345 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #7773 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #7830 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #7877 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6180 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #8923 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8970 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #5752 | stuffed hand turkey | 5 |
| #8911 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #7885 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #7841 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7679 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #6332 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #5739 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #8891 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #1600 | stuffing | 4 |
| #571 | sub-molecular interocitor | 4 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4914 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4841 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #6167 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #4900 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #3948 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
| #3317 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 5 |
| #2471 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 7 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3988 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #4857 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #3342 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 5 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #6099 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #2845 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 6 |
| #6075 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #3971 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #4838 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4797 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4899 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #4864 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1139 | tooth | 2 |
| #673 | toothsome rock | 14 |
| #1359 | toy crazy train | 4 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1722 | toy space helmet | 2 |
| #1711 | tree-eating kite | 9 |
| #1601 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #810 | white satin pants | 1 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #228 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |