| #145 | Ancient Saucehelm | 11 |
| #382 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 6 |
| #265 | Bonerdagon necklace | 41 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #199 | Boss Bat britches | 64 |
| #851 | Cloaca grenade | 12 |
| #486 | Cloaca-Cola | 70 |
| #619 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 5 |
| #646 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 4 |
| #997 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #992 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 2 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1364 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #200 | Colander of Em-er'il | 9 |
| #248 | Crown of the Goblin King | 90 |
| #290 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 9 |
| #340 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 3 |
| #675 | Dyspepsi grenade | 16 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #997 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #988 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #405 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 6 |
| #954 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 2 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #278 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 8 |
| #165 | Elder Turtle Shell | 11 |
| #743 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #131 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 67 |
| #333 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 8 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #353 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #186 | baconstone earring | 1 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #521 | badass belt | 88 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #561 | black paisley oyster egg | 9 |
| #934 | black plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #1181 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #392 | black striped oyster egg | 13 |
| #371 | blood flower | 22 |
| #266 | blue paisley oyster egg | 12 |
| #655 | blue plastic oyster egg | 7 |
| #1243 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #513 | blue striped oyster egg | 9 |
| #285 | bottle of goofballs | 82 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1173 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 7 |
| #1440 | candied yams | 5 |
| #3616 | candy cane | 3 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #303 | drywall axe | 44 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #271 | easter egg balloon | 71 |
| #1044 | eggnog | 13 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #100 | fancy chocolate | 21 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #84 | filthy hippy poncho | 8 |
| #114 | frilly shirt | 6 |
| #1947 | fruitcake | 5 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #422 | ghuol egg | 37 |
| #62 | giant discarded plastic fork | 101 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #2476 | gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #210 | gingham blouse | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #72 | goth kid t-shirt | 82 |
| #263 | grue egg | 87 |
| #215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
| #197 | hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #329 | hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #264 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #264 | harem girl t-shirt | 4 |
| #1135 | herbal stuffing | 6 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1085 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #556 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 7 |
| #711 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #478 | lavender striped oyster egg | 5 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #367 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 10 |
| #1260 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #470 | mauve striped oyster egg | 9 |
| #875 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #789 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 6 |
| #30 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 61 |
| #527 | off-white striped oyster egg | 5 |
| #506 | oyster basket | 8 |
| #397 | pail | 29 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #394 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 2 |
| #146 | pirate shirt | 14 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #272 | porquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #185 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 1 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #430 | puce paisley oyster egg | 6 |
| #711 | puce plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #209 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 16 |
| #356 | puce striped oyster egg | 7 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1082 | red paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #671 | red plastic oyster egg | 7 |
| #676 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #82 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 18 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #223 | shiny ring | 103 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #173 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 4 |
| #287 | star shirt | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #248 | supportive bra | 8 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2301 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #2297 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #1822 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1492 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #850 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1122 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #631 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |