| #147 | Ancient Saucehelm | 11 |
| #382 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 6 |
| #263 | Bonerdagon necklace | 41 |
| #1675 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #201 | Boss Bat britches | 64 |
| #853 | Cloaca grenade | 12 |
| #487 | Cloaca-Cola | 70 |
| #620 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 5 |
| #648 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 4 |
| #999 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #995 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 2 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1365 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #201 | Colander of Em-er'il | 9 |
| #248 | Crown of the Goblin King | 90 |
| #291 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 9 |
| #340 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 3 |
| #677 | Dyspepsi grenade | 16 |
| #1085 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #999 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #991 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #406 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 6 |
| #956 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 2 |
| #581 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #280 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 8 |
| #167 | Elder Turtle Shell | 11 |
| #743 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #132 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 67 |
| #336 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 8 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #352 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #185 | baconstone earring | 1 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #522 | badass belt | 88 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #561 | black paisley oyster egg | 9 |
| #935 | black plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #1182 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #392 | black striped oyster egg | 13 |
| #370 | blood flower | 22 |
| #266 | blue paisley oyster egg | 12 |
| #655 | blue plastic oyster egg | 7 |
| #1242 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #513 | blue striped oyster egg | 9 |
| #291 | bottle of goofballs | 82 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1175 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 7 |
| #1439 | candied yams | 5 |
| #3618 | candy cane | 3 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #303 | drywall axe | 44 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #271 | easter egg balloon | 71 |
| #1043 | eggnog | 13 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #100 | fancy chocolate | 21 |
| #2392 | felt | 1 |
| #84 | filthy hippy poncho | 8 |
| #114 | frilly shirt | 6 |
| #1946 | fruitcake | 5 |
| #2296 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #422 | ghuol egg | 37 |
| #62 | giant discarded plastic fork | 101 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #2476 | gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #209 | gingham blouse | 1 |
| #2659 | googly eye | 1 |
| #72 | goth kid t-shirt | 82 |
| #270 | grue egg | 87 |
| #215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
| #198 | hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #328 | hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #263 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #266 | harem girl t-shirt | 4 |
| #1136 | herbal stuffing | 6 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #1086 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #556 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 7 |
| #713 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #480 | lavender striped oyster egg | 5 |
| #1750 | length of string | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #569 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #368 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 10 |
| #1261 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #470 | mauve striped oyster egg | 9 |
| #876 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #788 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 6 |
| #30 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 61 |
| #528 | off-white striped oyster egg | 5 |
| #506 | oyster basket | 8 |
| #400 | pail | 29 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #396 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 2 |
| #146 | pirate shirt | 14 |
| #753 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #214 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #272 | porquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #186 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 1 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #430 | puce paisley oyster egg | 6 |
| #712 | puce plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #210 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 16 |
| #357 | puce striped oyster egg | 7 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1082 | red paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #671 | red plastic oyster egg | 7 |
| #677 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #82 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 18 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #224 | shiny ring | 103 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #173 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 4 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2642 | stuffing | 1 |
| #248 | supportive bra | 8 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2298 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #2294 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #2069 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1821 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1497 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #1222 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #852 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1123 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #632 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |
| #2365 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |