Tortuca

RankItemQuantity
#146Ancient Saucehelm11
#382Baron von Ratsworth's tophat6
#262Bonerdagon necklace41
#1673Boss Bat bling1
#201Boss Bat britches64
#854Cloaca grenade12
#487Cloaca-Cola70
#620Cloaca-Cola c-rations5
#648Cloaca-Cola fatigues4
#999Cloaca-Cola helmet2
#903Cloaca-Cola knapsack1
#995Cloaca-Cola shield2
#612Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife1
#1364Codpiece of the Goblin King4
#201Colander of Em-er'il9
#250Crown of the Goblin King90
#290Disco 'Fro Pick9
#340Doc's Miracle Cure3
#677Dyspepsi grenade16
#1084Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations1
#999Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues2
#991Dyspepsi-Cola helmet2
#406Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack6
#956Dyspepsi-Cola shield2
#580Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen1
#278El Sombrero De Lopez8
#166Elder Turtle Shell11
#742Glass Balls of the Goblin King3
#132Knob Goblin elite shirt67
#336Scalp of Gorgolok8
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#769aspirin1
#352baconstone bracelet1
#185baconstone earring1
#407baconstone pendant1
#261baconstone ring1
#522badass belt88
#2042ball1
#561black paisley oyster egg9
#935black plastic oyster egg4
#1182black polka-dot oyster egg3
#392black striped oyster egg13
#370blood flower22
#266blue paisley oyster egg12
#656blue plastic oyster egg7
#1242blue polka-dot oyster egg3
#513blue striped oyster egg9
#291bottle of goofballs82
#545can of fake snow1
#1177can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce7
#1439candied yams5
#3615candy cane3
#997cheap toaster2
#154clockwork trench coat1
#507colored-light "necklace"1
#26comfy blanket1
#1640doll house1
#303drywall axe44
#1476duck-on-a-string1
#270easter egg balloon71
#1043eggnog13
#871empty blowgun1
#99fancy chocolate21
#2393felt1
#84filthy hippy poncho8
#114frilly shirt6
#1946fruitcake5
#2297fuzzy dice3
#423ghuol egg37
#62giant discarded plastic fork101
#2536giant pinky ring1
#2477gingerbread bugbear4
#210gingham blouse1
#2658googly eye1
#72goth kid t-shirt82
#270grue egg87
#215hamethyst bracelet1
#198hamethyst earring1
#328hamethyst necklace1
#263hamethyst ring1
#266harem girl t-shirt4
#1138herbal stuffing6
#2060kite1
#1086lavender paisley oyster egg3
#556lavender plastic oyster egg7
#713lavender polka-dot oyster egg4
#480lavender striped oyster egg5
#1751length of string1
#1942loaded serum blowgun1
#147loathing eagle baby-doll shirt1
#570lovecat tail1
#1086marionette1
#1983mauve paisley oyster egg1
#368mauve plastic oyster egg10
#1261mauve polka-dot oyster egg2
#470mauve striped oyster egg9
#876off-white paisley oyster egg2
#788off-white plastic oyster egg6
#30off-white polka-dot oyster egg61
#528off-white striped oyster egg5
#506oyster basket8
#400pail29
#2716pet rock1
#397picture of a dead guy's girlfriend2
#146pirate shirt14
#754plastic passion fruit1
#213plexiglass pinky ring1
#273porquoise bracelet1
#186porquoise eyebrow ring1
#294porquoise necklace1
#251porquoise ring1
#430puce paisley oyster egg6
#712puce plastic oyster egg5
#210puce polka-dot oyster egg16
#357puce striped oyster egg7
#342questionable taco1
#1303rag doll1
#1082red paisley oyster egg3
#671red plastic oyster egg7
#677red polka-dot oyster egg5
#1646red striped oyster egg1
#81rib of the Bonerdagon18
#10rose-colored glasses1
#224shiny ring103
#1348sock monkey1
#281soggy wofl t-shirt1
#174souvenir ski t-shirt4
#288star shirt1
#3201stuffed doppelshifter1
#2643stuffing1
#248supportive bra8
#2033teddy bear1
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2899tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#4038tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#2299tofurkey gravy2
#2296tofurkey leg2
#2068top1
#1190toy soldier1
#1384toy train1
#1821toy wheel1
#478tree skirt1
#1038tree-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#1497vertebra of the Bonerdagon2
#1221wooden block1
#1042wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#852yellow paisley oyster egg3
#1123yellow plastic oyster egg5
#632yellow polka-dot oyster egg3
#1637yellow striped oyster egg1
#38yellow traffic cone1
#2364yo-yo1
#1862zombie pineal gland1

Wow, that's 1,652 items total!

what items are this player missing?