| #92 | Adventurer bobblehead | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #2031 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 5 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #1369 | Bonerdagon necklace | 5 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1871 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #483 | Crimbo salad | 2 |
| #205 | Dust bunny | 1 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #32 | Eldritch snap | 3 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #226 | Inner Strength | 2 |
| #236 | Inner Truth | 2 |
| #169 | Inner Wisdom | 3 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #468 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 2 |
| #553 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 2 |
| #529 | Lederhosen of the Night | 2 |
| #562 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 48 |
| 🥈 | Official Council Aide Pin | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #7 | Science Notebook | 2 |
| 🥇 | Silver HP-35 Calculator | 1 |
| #66 | The Emperor's new hat | 1 |
| #64 | The Emperor's new pants | 1 |
| #81 | The Emperor's new shirt | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #286 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 2 |
| #66 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 13 |
| #970 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #12 | aerogel accordion | 1 |
| #12 | aerogel akubra | 1 |
| #15 | aerogel anvil | 1 |
| #8 | aerogel apron | 1 |
| #13 | aerogel ascot | 1 |
| #14 | aerogel attache case | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #126 | antique Canadian lantern | 1 |
| #1110 | badass belt | 49 |
| #12 | bakelite backpack | 1 |
| #10 | bakelite badge | 1 |
| #16 | bakelite belt | 1 |
| #15 | bakelite breeches | 1 |
| #210 | beavermouth | 9 |
| #61 | black and white cracker | 5 |
| #493 | blue class ring | 4 |
| #175 | bread line | 5 |
| #2369 | brick | 2 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #1345 | candy cane | 24 |
| #265 | chakra sludge | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #109 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #139 | contract enforcement stick | 1 |
| #494 | crystalline cheer | 5 |
| #15 | dice sunglasses | 1 |
| #571 | eggnog | 31 |
| #126 | eldritch alignment spray | 1 |
| #384 | eldritch effluvium | 1 |
| #12 | eldritch hammer | 1 |
| #15 | eldritch hat | 1 |
| #158 | eldritch ichor | 1 |
| #86 | eldritch mushroom | 1 |
| #13 | eldritch pants | 1 |
| #72 | eldritch rub | 1 |
| #42 | eldritch scanner | 1 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #698 | gingerbread bugbear | 33 |
| 🥇 | glass eye | 1 |
| #249 | glass of herbal tequila | 1 |
| #84 | green rocket | 24 |
| #255 | grilled mooseflank | 2 |
| #238 | hamlet sandwich | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| #880 | handful of confetti | 48 |
| #98 | hushed puppy | 4 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #68 | mafia middle finger ring | 1 |
| #79 | mafia pinky ring | 1 |
| #31 | mafia pointer finger ring | 1 |
| #235 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 8 |
| #283 | magical pony: Pearjack | 5 |
| #181 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 13 |
| #196 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 10 |
| #270 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 6 |
| #265 | magical pony: Uniquity | 6 |
| #143 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 2 |
| #919 | marshmallow | 1 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #95 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #180 | mooseflank | 12 |
| #120 | muffled muffuletta | 4 |
| #106 | muskox-skin cap | 1 |
| #290 | nega-mushroom | 1 |
| #372 | negative lump | 1 |
| 🥇 | novelty monorail ticket | 1 |
| #17 | porcelain pelerine | 1 |
| #22 | porcelain pepper mill | 1 |
| #21 | porcelain porkpie | 1 |
| #5 | powdered gold | 500 |
| #134 | protection stick | 1 |
| #314 | red ale | 3 |
| #514 | red class ring | 14 |
| #808 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #64 | ring of telling skeletons what to do | 1 |
| #869 | roasted marshmallow | 16 |
| #8 | saffron antaravasaka | 1 |
| #6 | saffron uttarasanga | 1 |
| #240 | shushed potatoes | 2 |
| #106 | silent X | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #14 | spant backplate | 1 |
| #11 | spant shield | 1 |
| #12 | spant shoulderpads | 1 |
| #30 | spant spear | 1 |
| #14 | spants | 1 |
| #692 | spectre scepter | 48 |
| #191 | spiritual candy cane | 2 |
| #186 | spiritual eggnog | 2 |
| #311 | spiritual fruitcake | 1 |
| #39 | spiritual gingerbread | 5 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #217 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 1 |
| #216 | stale cheer wine | 1 |
| #130 | steel drivin' hammer | 1 |
| #234 | still-beating spleen | 1 |
| #997 | stray chihuahua | 2 |
| #3119 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #6262 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 4 |
| #2759 | stuffed Meat | 3 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #7002 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #7016 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #6161 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #1866 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #7011 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #7866 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #2618 | stuffed mink | 4 |
| #2556 | stuffed monocle | 5 |
| #7038 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6900 | stuffed snowy owl | 3 |
| #6914 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #2549 | stuffed teddy butler | 5 |
| #3088 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
| #2688 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #7007 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #800 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #313 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #713 | towel | 11 |
| #239 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 9 |
| #223 | tube of cranberry Go-Goo | 1 |
| #129 | unfinished fruitcake | 3 |
| #1028 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 5 |
| #15 | warbear dress bracers | 1 |
| #16 | warbear dress greaves | 1 |
| #13 | warbear dress helmet | 1 |
| #504 | white class ring | 11 |
| #9 | wicker kickers | 1 |
| #12 | wrought-iron waders | 1 |
| #9 | wrought-iron walker | 1 |
| #9 | wrought-iron whisk | 1 |
| #11 | wrought-iron widget | 1 |
| #13 | wrought-iron wig | 1 |
| #9 | wrought-iron winch crank | 1 |