| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1673 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #24 | Children's Meal of the Damned | 1 |
| #1732 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1153 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #4250 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #125 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 11 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1496 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2053 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1165 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #43 | Jekyllin hide belt | 1 |
| #2244 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1849 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #352 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #185 | baconstone earring | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #2042 | ball | 1 |
| #1029 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #2128 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1065 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #670 | black snowcone | 2 |
| #1654 | blood flower | 1 |
| #318 | blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #141 | bow staff | 1 |
| #149 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #133 | bowler | 1 |
| #6714 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #1224 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #179 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1553 | easter egg balloon | 15 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #255 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #969 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #309 | fertilized ghuol egg | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #4736 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1922 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #551 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #3306 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #394 | goat | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #5338 | grue egg | 1 |
| #215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
| #88 | hamethyst earring | 2 |
| #306 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
| #7 | hypnodisk | 2 |
| #49 | imitation nice watch | 2 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #412 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #44 | loaded serum blowgun | 56 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #382 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #22 | miniature gravy-covered maypole | 1 |
| #317 | mushroom fermenting solution | 24 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1761 | pail | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #273 | porquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #186 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 1 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #1168 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #263 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #416 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #666 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #461 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #778 | spectral pickle | 9 |
| #560 | spooky bicycle chain | 4 |
| #730 | spooky cosmetics bag | 3 |
| #379 | spooky eyeliner | 6 |
| #392 | spooky hockey mask | 4 |
| #398 | spooky lipstick | 6 |
| #548 | spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1862 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #280 | star starfish | 1 |
| #3201 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #41 | time helmet | 1 |
| #25 | time sword | 2 |
| #42 | time trousers | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #127 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #525 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #134 | unwound clockwork grapefruit | 1 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1201 | zombie pineal gland | 3 |