| #460 | 2-ball | 9 |
| #1453 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1472 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #875 | 5-ball | 3 |
| #782 | 6-ball | 4 |
| #1114 | 7-ball | 2 |
| #830 | 8-ball | 17 |
| #1272 | Amulet of Yendor | 3 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #113 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 17 |
| #394 | Cloaca-Cola | 99 |
| #65 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 35 |
| #67 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 35 |
| #79 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 29 |
| #3201 | Crown of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #963 | Daffy Taffy | 25 |
| #56 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 13 |
| #254 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 4 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #631 | Dolphin King's crown | 7 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1665 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #90 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 877 |
| #49 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 36 |
| #37 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 57 |
| #42 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 41 |
| #1368 | Feynman gate | 3 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #431 | Mad Train wine | 226 |
| #1000 | Meleegra™ pills | 2 |
| #708 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 73 |
| #57 | Now and Earlier | 106 |
| #624 | Rock Pops | 85 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #716 | Yummy Tummy bean | 267 |
| #229 | antique greaves | 37 |
| #263 | antique helmet | 31 |
| #263 | antique shield | 33 |
| #315 | antique spear | 23 |
| #230 | astronaut ice-cream | 2 |
| #5942 | badass belt | 3 |
| #1648 | bag of airline peanuts | 3 |
| #1455 | bottle of goofballs | 16 |
| #5005 | box of sunshine | 7 |
| #148 | bum cheek | 136 |
| #1325 | candy stake | 5 |
| #424 | capacitor relay | 27 |
| #410 | carbon nanotube frame | 29 |
| #872 | casino pass | 1 |
| #292 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 21 |
| #697 | cheap toaster | 3 |
| #1564 | clown hammer | 3 |
| #146 | deck of tropical cards | 3 |
| #300 | dirty hobo gloves | 84 |
| #1076 | disco ball | 11 |
| #151 | disco mask | 383 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #66 | dwarf bread | 91 |
| #3663 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #458 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 75 |
| #849 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 26 |
| #1812 | fake fake vomit | 2 |
| #762 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 8 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #1659 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1146 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 2 |
| #1725 | giant pinky ring | 4 |
| #921 | gingerbread horror | 7 |
| #1244 | googly eye | 8 |
| #4471 | grue egg | 2 |
| #205 | hamethyst necklace | 2 |
| #402 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 7 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #524 | ion grid | 22 |
| #856 | jazz soap | 27 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #1135 | loaded serum blowgun | 3 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #856 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 28 |
| #93 | mariachi pants | 363 |
| #354 | moxie weed | 60 |
| #1209 | pail | 4 |
| #142 | pasta spoon | 352 |
| #1433 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 3 |
| #1716 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 2 |
| #1206 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1168 | probability potion | 1 |
| #506 | radium-flavored potato chips | 75 |
| #833 | ravioli hat | 13 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #747 | [2108]rock | 5 |
| #374 | rubber axe | 2 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #190 | saucepan | 372 |
| #123 | seal tooth | 234 |
| #169 | seal-clubbing club | 397 |
| #257 | spooky eggnog | 17 |
| #1655 | spooky felt | 2 |
| #1145 | spooky length of string | 7 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1321 | spooky toy wheel | 2 |
| #1182 | spooky wooden block | 4 |
| #686 | stick of "gum" | 2 |
| #463 | stolen accordion | 81 |
| #587 | string of blue beads | 21 |
| #467 | string of green beads | 25 |
| #555 | string of red beads | 21 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2121 | stuffing | 2 |
| #64 | sugar-coated pine cone | 73 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #835 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 2 |
| #370 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 4 |
| #608 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 3 |
| #972 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 2 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #507 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 3 |
| #1106 | toy wheel | 6 |
| #254 | tropical paperweight | 2 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1224 | whoopie cushion | 13 |
| #373 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 105 |
| #1211 | x-ray specs | 4 |
| #102 | yellow plastic hard hat | 1 |
| #1165 | yellow snowcone | 18 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #1348 | yo-yo | 10 |