| #464 | 2-ball | 9 |
| #1456 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1473 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #879 | 5-ball | 3 |
| #785 | 6-ball | 4 |
| #1115 | 7-ball | 2 |
| #833 | 8-ball | 17 |
| #1273 | Amulet of Yendor | 3 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #112 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 17 |
| #395 | Cloaca-Cola | 99 |
| #66 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 35 |
| #68 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 35 |
| #81 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 29 |
| #3211 | Crown of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #963 | Daffy Taffy | 25 |
| #56 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 13 |
| #254 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 4 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #630 | Dolphin King's crown | 7 |
| #1496 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #91 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 877 |
| #51 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 36 |
| #38 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 57 |
| #43 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 41 |
| #1366 | Feynman gate | 3 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #434 | Mad Train wine | 226 |
| #1001 | Meleegra™ pills | 2 |
| #706 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 73 |
| #58 | Now and Earlier | 106 |
| #624 | Rock Pops | 85 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #716 | Yummy Tummy bean | 267 |
| #230 | antique greaves | 37 |
| #264 | antique helmet | 31 |
| #264 | antique shield | 33 |
| #317 | antique spear | 23 |
| #230 | astronaut ice-cream | 2 |
| #5940 | badass belt | 3 |
| #1645 | bag of airline peanuts | 3 |
| #1460 | bottle of goofballs | 16 |
| #5014 | box of sunshine | 7 |
| #149 | bum cheek | 136 |
| #1327 | candy stake | 5 |
| #423 | capacitor relay | 27 |
| #411 | carbon nanotube frame | 29 |
| #873 | casino pass | 1 |
| #291 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 21 |
| #699 | cheap toaster | 3 |
| #1562 | clown hammer | 3 |
| #145 | deck of tropical cards | 3 |
| #301 | dirty hobo gloves | 84 |
| #1083 | disco ball | 11 |
| #153 | disco mask | 383 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #66 | dwarf bread | 91 |
| #3663 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #458 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 75 |
| #848 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 26 |
| #1807 | fake fake vomit | 2 |
| #761 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 8 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #1659 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #1641 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1147 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 2 |
| #1727 | giant pinky ring | 4 |
| #921 | gingerbread horror | 7 |
| #1244 | googly eye | 8 |
| #4477 | grue egg | 2 |
| #205 | hamethyst necklace | 2 |
| #402 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 7 |
| #1026 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #522 | ion grid | 22 |
| #856 | jazz soap | 27 |
| #1882 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #1752 | length of string | 1 |
| #1135 | loaded serum blowgun | 3 |
| #1976 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #855 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 28 |
| #93 | mariachi pants | 363 |
| #355 | moxie weed | 60 |
| #1212 | pail | 4 |
| #142 | pasta spoon | 352 |
| #1430 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 3 |
| #1713 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 2 |
| #1205 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #214 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #2222 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1166 | probability potion | 1 |
| #506 | radium-flavored potato chips | 75 |
| #838 | ravioli hat | 13 |
| #1300 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #753 | [2108]rock | 5 |
| #374 | rubber axe | 2 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #191 | saucepan | 372 |
| #123 | seal tooth | 234 |
| #169 | seal-clubbing club | 397 |
| #257 | spooky eggnog | 17 |
| #1655 | spooky felt | 2 |
| #1144 | spooky length of string | 7 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1321 | spooky toy wheel | 2 |
| #1181 | spooky wooden block | 4 |
| #684 | stick of "gum" | 2 |
| #465 | stolen accordion | 81 |
| #586 | string of blue beads | 21 |
| #467 | string of green beads | 25 |
| #554 | string of red beads | 21 |
| #8938 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8977 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8884 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2120 | stuffing | 2 |
| #64 | sugar-coated pine cone | 73 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #837 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 2 |
| #370 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 4 |
| #608 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 3 |
| #974 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 2 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #508 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 3 |
| #1106 | toy wheel | 6 |
| #253 | tropical paperweight | 2 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1221 | whoopie cushion | 13 |
| #372 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 105 |
| #1209 | x-ray specs | 4 |
| #101 | yellow plastic hard hat | 1 |
| #1161 | yellow snowcone | 18 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #1348 | yo-yo | 10 |