| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #908 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1392 | CRIMBCO mug | 4 |
| #1268 | CRIMBCO wine | 4 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1206 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #1287 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #3361 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #137 | aerated diving helmet | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #2605 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #308 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 4 |
| #3449 | box of sunshine | 20 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #695 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #801 | motivational poster | 4 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #172 | sack lunch | 68 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| #812 | slow jam collection | 4 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #94 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 15 |
| #740 | yellow glowstick | 1 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |