| #381 | BURT | 54 |
| #95 | Beach Buck | 56 |
| #152 | Chroner | 557 |
| #330 | Crimbo Credit | 14 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #1948 | Crimbuck | 48 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #753 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 5 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #498 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #970 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #59 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 27 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1053 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 4 |
| #326 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #260 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #439 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 10 |
| #174 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 7 |
| #951 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #1585 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 4 |
| #605 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 9 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #318 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 2 |
| #1151 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #67 | Wal-Mart gift certificate | 29 |
| #541 | adorable seal larva | 5 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #55 | blue mana | 15 |
| #1131 | bottle of goofballs | 22 |
| #20 | buffalo dime | 34 |
| #130 | eternal car battery | 1 |
| #443 | filthy lucre | 88 |
| #1027 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1414 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #57 | red mana | 4 |
| #409 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #220 | space beast fur | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #779 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #1343 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1533 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #166 | useless powder | 1,220 |
| #213 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 46 |
| 🥇 | warbear breakfast machine | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #162 | warbear whosit | 1,217 |