| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #845 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #1679 | Bonerdagon necklace | 3 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #157 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 2 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #721 | Drowsy Sword | 23 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #88 | Elizabeth's Dollie | 1 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #1110 | Iron Beta of Industry | 3 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #775 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #1082 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 23 |
| #180 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 57 |
| #430 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 9 |
| #26 | Mer-kin dodgeball | 1 |
| #22 | Mer-kin dragnet | 1 |
| #11 | Mer-kin gladiator mask | 1 |
| #13 | Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece | 1 |
| #14 | Mer-kin scholar mask | 1 |
| #13 | Mer-kin scholar tailpiece | 1 |
| #24 | Mer-kin switchblade | 1 |
| 🥇 | Mt. Noob Pale Ale | 3 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #380 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 17 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #193 | Shield of Icy Fate | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #108 | Stephen's lab coat | 1 |
| #211 | Sword of Dark Omens | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #144 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 19 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #138 | aerated diving helmet | 1 |
| #2228 | badass belt | 23 |
| #45 | bewitching boots | 1 |
| #522 | bit of clingfilm | 8 |
| #35 | bitter bowtie | 1 |
| #1084 | bottle of goofballs | 23 |
| 🥇 | bowl of oriole's nest soup | 3 |
| #41 | brazen bracelet | 1 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #811 | duct tape | 30 |
| #1071 | easter egg balloon | 23 |
| #1099 | empty agua de vida bottle | 8 |
| #694 | facsimile dictionary | 13 |
| #1407 | filthy lucre | 10 |
| #497 | fuzzy busby | 3 |
| #160 | fuzzy montera | 19 |
| #581 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| #298 | gold wedding ring | 23 |
| #1292 | grue egg | 20 |
| #1601 | handful of confetti | 23 |
| #866 | heart of the volcano | 6 |
| #63 | magical mystery juice | 1,000 |
| #245 | memory of a C | 3 |
| #184 | memory of a G | 6 |
| #77 | memory of a T | 16 |
| #166 | memory of an A | 7 |
| #325 | memory of some delicious amino acids | 1 |
| #36 | molten medallion | 1 |
| #47 | monstrous monocle | 1 |
| #37 | musty moccasins | 1 |
| #598 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| 🥉 | nest egg | 1 |
| #447 | old sweatpants | 158 |
| #331 | ornate picture frame | 2 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #54 | pig-iron bracers | 3 |
| #61 | pig-iron helm | 3 |
| #500 | rusty chain necklace | 4 |
| #301 | sawblade shield | 10 |
| #13 | sea cape | 1 |
| #11 | sea mantle | 1 |
| #1242 | spectre scepter | 23 |
| #540 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 18 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #359 | wrench bracelet | 9 |
| #230 | wumpus hair | 7 |