Slippery Elmo

RankItemQuantity
#2232Ancient Saucehelm1
#834Angelhair Culottes1
#1229Argarggagarg's fang1
#843Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental1
#909Bling of the New Wave1
#1679Bonerdagon necklace3
#2775Boss Bat britches1
#740Claw of the Infernal Seal1
#157Cloak of Dire Shadows2
#2465Colander of Em-er'il1
#1371Copper Alpha of Sincerity1
#2663Disco 'Fro Pick1
#721Drowsy Sword23
#1789El Sombrero De Lopez1
#2385Elder Turtle Shell1
#88Elizabeth's Dollie1
#777Galapagosian Cuisses1
#787Garter of the Turtle Poacher1
#725Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob1
#1149Heimandatz's heart1
#1116Iron Beta of Industry3
#1287Jocko Homo's head1
#725Krakrox's Loincloth1
#815La Hebilla del CinturĂ³n de Lopez1
#778Lederhosen of the Night1
#1089Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet23
#180Marquis de Poivre soda57
#428Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs9
#26Mer-kin dodgeball1
#22Mer-kin dragnet1
#12Mer-kin gladiator mask1
#14Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece1
#14Mer-kin scholar mask1
#13Mer-kin scholar tailpiece1
#24Mer-kin switchblade1
đŸ¥‡Mt. Noob Pale Ale3
#726Newman's Own Trousers1
#383Nickel Gamma of Frugality17
#524Order of the Silver Wossname1
#1073Safari Jack's moustache1
#2542Scalp of Gorgolok1
#194Shield of Icy Fate1
#27Staff of the Grease Trap1
#107Stephen's lab coat1
#212Sword of Dark Omens1
#1038The Mariachi's guitar case1
#144Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette19
#916Volartta's bellbottoms1
#1120Yakisoba's hat1
#1172Zinc Delta of Tranquility1
#137aerated diving helmet1
#2227badass belt23
#44bewitching boots1
#520bit of clingfilm8
#35bitter bowtie1
#1088bottle of goofballs23
đŸ¥‡bowl of oriole's nest soup3
#42brazen bracelet1
#517depleted uranium seal figurine1
#813duct tape30
#1070easter egg balloon23
#1103empty agua de vida bottle8
#693facsimile dictionary13
#1409filthy lucre10
#496fuzzy busby3
#156fuzzy montera19
#592ghost of a necklace1
#304gold wedding ring23
#1293grue egg20
#1608handful of confetti23
#875heart of the volcano6
#63magical mystery juice1,000
#244memory of a C3
#184memory of a G6
#77memory of a T16
#166memory of an A7
#328memory of some delicious amino acids1
#36molten medallion1
#47monstrous monocle1
#37musty moccasins1
#600mysterious silver lapel pin1
đŸ¥‰nest egg1
#462old sweatpants158
#336ornate picture frame2
#103paperclip cape1
#54pig-iron bracers3
#61pig-iron helm3
#500rusty chain necklace4
#301sawblade shield10
#13sea cape1
#11sea mantle1
#1250spectre scepter23
#544vertebra of the Bonerdagon18
#44warbear metalworking primer (used)1
#357wrench bracelet9
#231wumpus hair7

Wow, that's 1,719 items total!

what items are this player missing?