| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #105 | Carol of the Bulls | 1 |
| #104 | Carol of the Hells | 1 |
| #100 | Carol of the Thrills | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #132 | Crimbeau de toilette | 1 |
| #159 | Crimbo candle | 1 |
| #88 | Crimbolex watch | 1 |
| #43 | Crimbow Rainbo | 1 |
| #179 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 1 |
| #112 | Crimbuccaneer captain's purse | 1 |
| #132 | Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail | 1 |
| #292 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 1 |
| #80 | Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss | 1 |
| #95 | Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate | 1 |
| #232 | Elf Guard MPC | 25 |
| #24 | Elf Guard broom | 2 |
| #62 | Elf Guard fuel tank | 1 |
| #60 | Elf Guard hangover cure | 1 |
| #104 | Elf Guard payroll bag | 1 |
| #47 | Elf Guard squirtgun | 1 |
| #81 | Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo | 1 |
| #133 | Elf Guard tinsel grenade | 1 |
| #37 | Elvish underarmor | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #269 | Heimandatz's heart | 6 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #91 | Lil' Snowball Factory | 1 |
| #48 | My First Paycheck envelope | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #118 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 13 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #56 | Swedish coffee | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #737 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 6 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #318 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 2 |
| 🥇 | Toot Oriole care package | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #316 | Yakisoba's hat | 5 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #196 | alien drugs | 9 |
| #134 | alien force field disruptor bean | 4 |
| #46 | alien protein powder | 6 |
| #104 | alien source code printout | 3 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #126 | antique Canadian lantern | 1 |
| #74 | beaver punch (cherry) | 1 |
| #73 | beaver punch (papaya) | 1 |
| #88 | beaver punch (peach) | 1 |
| #185 | beavermouth | 15 |
| #164 | bottle of Crimbognac | 1 |
| #116 | bottled day | 2 |
| #3022 | box of sunshine | 28 |
| #58 | brown pirate pants | 1 |
| #26 | buffed alien drugs | 1 |
| #73 | candied lime | 1 |
| #91 | cannonbomb | 1 |
| #47 | canteen of eggnog | 1 |
| #49 | chest of "pirate gold" | 1 |
| #500 | friendly cheez blob | 5 |
| #73 | fruit-stuffed rumcake | 1 |
| #117 | gingerbread nylons | 1 |
| #89 | gingerbread pirate | 1 |
| #61 | government | 2 |
| #143 | government cheese | 22 |
| #183 | government-issued night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #51 | grilled cheese sandwich | 1 |
| #166 | grilled mooseflank | 9 |
| #94 | grog nuts | 1 |
| #563 | heart of the volcano | 12 |
| #113 | hot watered rum | 6 |
| #93 | hot wine | 1 |
| #23 | loaf of alien bread | 13 |
| #587 | macaroni duck | 4 |
| #104 | military-grade peppermint oil | 1 |
| #149 | mooseflank | 21 |
| #53 | mulled wine | 1 |
| #106 | muskox-skin cap | 1 |
| 🥉 | nest egg | 1 |
| #108 | officer's nog | 1 |
| #88 | old-school pirate grog | 1 |
| #218 | oldcake | 2 |
| #74 | pegfinger | 1 |
| #80 | peppermint bomb | 1 |
| #111 | peppermint tack | 1 |
| #110 | pet anchor | 1 |
| #89 | prank Crimbo card | 1 |
| #299 | primitive candy cane | 1 |
| #115 | pristine walrus tusk | 1 |
| #609 | really dense meat stack | 10 |
| #101 | red and white claret | 1 |
| #29 | red white and blue claret | 1 |
| #41 | replica Elf Guard medal | 1 |
| #67 | rocket fuel | 6 |
| #107 | rum-soaked fruitcake | 1 |
| #261 | runny fermented egg | 1 |
| #35 | scrumptious ice ant | 80 |
| #51 | sequin-encrusted sweater | 1 |
| #99 | slime convention swag bag | 8 |
| #1226 | solid gold bowling ball | 9 |
| #33 | space bar | 1 |
| #110 | space beast fur | 8 |
| #23 | space heater | 1 |
| #39 | space invader | 1 |
| #167 | space junk | 9 |
| #26 | space needle | 1 |
| #51 | space port | 3 |
| #59 | stealth bomber | 1 |
| #107 | sugarplum ration | 1 |
| #103 | sundae ration | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #19 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #239 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 9 |
| #70 | trick coin | 1 |
| #46 | wet tack | 1 |
| #58 | whalecake | 1 |
| #110 | whalesteak | 1 |
| #35 | yule grog | 1 |
| #119 | yule gruel | 6 |