| #339 | Amulet of Yendor | 69 |
| #1081 | Bonerdagon necklace | 8 |
| #1741 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #1365 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #980 | Crimboween memo | 11 |
| #1038 | Crown of the Goblin King | 23 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #87 | Feynman gate | 145 |
| #1027 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #145 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #2604 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #230 | astronaut ice-cream | 2 |
| #1082 | astronaut pants | 5 |
| #559 | atomic vector plotter | 5 |
| #132 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| #1804 | badass belt | 30 |
| #512 | bag of airline peanuts | 58 |
| #1063 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #492 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 5 |
| #354 | black candy heart | 27 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #645 | brick | 56 |
| #147 | bunch of bananas | 38 |
| #110 | candy cornucopia | 1 |
| #96 | capacitor relay | 139 |
| #106 | carbon nanotube frame | 130 |
| #1186 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 6 |
| #276 | clown hammer | 101 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #393 | defective skull | 60 |
| #525 | duck-on-a-string | 4 |
| #2070 | easter egg balloon | 10 |
| #205 | evil teddy bear | 76 |
| #271 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 100 |
| #296 | fake fake vomit | 106 |
| #246 | fake hand | 107 |
| #513 | fake plastic grass | 3 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #971 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #225 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #126 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 24 |
| #159 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 25 |
| #11 | ice pick | 1 |
| #75 | ion grid | 199 |
| #248 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 15 |
| #362 | jazz soap | 83 |
| #291 | joybuzzer | 101 |
| #69 | loaded serum blowgun | 44 |
| #110 | logic synthesizer | 128 |
| #408 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 73 |
| #390 | mood ring | 19 |
| #30 | orange traffic cone | 1 |
| #413 | pet rock | 19 |
| #488 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 52 |
| #381 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 82 |
| #688 | pink glowstick | 3 |
| #240 | quantum polarity inducer | 15 |
| #252 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 15 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #337 | rubber emo roe | 93 |
| #510 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 6 |
| #70 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 6 |
| #98 | spooky toy wheel | 54 |
| #1711 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #1584 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #1049 | stainless steel slacks | 4 |
| #1861 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1105 | stainless steel suspenders | 3 |
| 🥇 | styrofoam peanuts | 1 |
| #1586 | teddy bear | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #6226 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2624 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #2571 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #3950 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3316 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 5 |
| #4886 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #2689 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #4858 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #6154 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #4810 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic hermit | 4 |
| #6147 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic killer bee | 4 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3975 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #6133 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #1813 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #2612 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #4899 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #2847 | tiny plastic stab bat | 6 |
| #4892 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1085 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 5 |
| #1618 | toast | 203 |
| #100 | toothsome rock | 89 |
| #276 | toy crazy train | 35 |
| #1072 | toy jet pack | 5 |
| #98 | toy mercenary | 70 |
| #539 | toy space helmet | 15 |
| #650 | toy train | 3 |
| #161 | tree-eating kite | 217 |
| #162 | wheel | 21 |
| #262 | whoopie cushion | 113 |
| #484 | wind-up chattering teeth | 66 |
| #439 | x-ray specs | 47 |
| #408 | yellow snowcone | 85 |
| #146 | yo | 59 |