| #773 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #975 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 12 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1850 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #1565 | Crown of the Goblin King | 13 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #145 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1286 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #1568 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 13 |
| #234 | Newbiesportâ„¢ tent | 11 |
| #1573 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1076 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #58 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #755 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 5 |
| #256 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 5 |
| #1413 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #238 | Way More Tearsâ„¢ pepper spray | 1 |
| #1120 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #3416 | badass belt | 12 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #217 | blob of Alphredoâ„¢ | 1 |
| #298 | can of V-11 | 1 |
| #127 | candied bolts | 7 |
| #557 | candied nuts | 3 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #437 | corncob pipe | 2 |
| #1822 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1818 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1811 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #29 | crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #597 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #280 | disco horoscope (Aries) | 1 |
| #237 | disco horoscope (Cancer) | 2 |
| #344 | discocktail | 1 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #444 | frayed rope belt | 2 |
| #215 | freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini | 1 |
| #634 | gingerbread robot | 2 |
| #2287 | handful of confetti | 13 |
| #210 | handful of crafty noodles | 1 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| #1397 | heart of the volcano | 2 |
| #247 | huge bowl of candy | 1 |
| #54 | lump of Brituminous coal | 220 |
| #489 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #46 | oyster egg balloon | 11 |
| #147 | petit 4.1 | 5 |
| #204 | security flashlight | 1 |
| #1228 | solid gold bowling ball | 9 |
| #72 | spirit bed | 1 |
| 🥈 | spirit bell | 1 |
| #191 | spirit blanket | 1 |
| #143 | spirit gum | 25 |
| #198 | spirit mattress | 1 |
| #189 | spirit pillow | 1 |
| #182 | spirit sheet | 1 |
| #207 | spoonful of Linguine-Os | 1 |
| #212 | tangled mass of creepy pasta | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #715 | towel | 11 |
| #246 | unused walkie-talkie | 1 |
| #188 | warbear LP-ROM burner | 1 |
| #186 | warbear auto-anvil | 1 |
| #106 | warbear badge | 1 |
| #478 | warbear battery | 1 |
| #435 | warbear beeping telegram | 1 |
| #292 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 1 |
| #188 | warbear chemistry lab | 1 |
| #306 | warbear drone assembler | 1 |
| #228 | warbear empathy chip | 2 |
| #199 | warbear energy bracers | 1 |
| #188 | warbear exo-arm | 1 |
| #197 | warbear feasting bread | 1 |
| #190 | warbear feasting mead | 1 |
| #8 | warbear feathered fedora | 1 |
| #210 | warbear foil hat | 1 |
| #383 | warbear gyrocopter | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #179 | warbear jackhammer drill press | 1 |
| #199 | warbear laser beacon | 1 |
| #435 | warbear metalworking primer | 1 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #215 | warbear officer requisition box | 1 |
| #198 | warbear oil pan | 1 |
| #422 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 1 |
| #381 | warbear requisition box | 1 |
| #419 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 1 |
| #431 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 1 |
| #298 | warbear soda machine assembler | 1 |
| #649 | warbear whosit | 1 |