| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #974 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 12 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1847 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #1562 | Crown of the Goblin King | 13 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #1570 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 13 |
| #231 | Newbiesport™ tent | 11 |
| #1567 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #753 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 5 |
| #255 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 5 |
| #1401 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #234 | Way More Tears™ pepper spray | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #3418 | badass belt | 12 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #217 | blob of Alphredo™ | 1 |
| #296 | can of V-11 | 1 |
| #127 | candied bolts | 7 |
| #559 | candied nuts | 3 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #438 | corncob pipe | 2 |
| #1819 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1816 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1809 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #29 | crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #599 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #280 | disco horoscope (Aries) | 1 |
| #237 | disco horoscope (Cancer) | 2 |
| #344 | discocktail | 1 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #444 | frayed rope belt | 2 |
| #215 | freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini | 1 |
| #636 | gingerbread robot | 2 |
| #2283 | handful of confetti | 13 |
| #210 | handful of crafty noodles | 1 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| #1388 | heart of the volcano | 2 |
| #245 | huge bowl of candy | 1 |
| #54 | lump of Brituminous coal | 220 |
| #491 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #46 | oyster egg balloon | 11 |
| #147 | petit 4.1 | 5 |
| #201 | security flashlight | 1 |
| #1226 | solid gold bowling ball | 9 |
| #72 | spirit bed | 1 |
| 🥈 | spirit bell | 1 |
| #191 | spirit blanket | 1 |
| #142 | spirit gum | 25 |
| #198 | spirit mattress | 1 |
| #189 | spirit pillow | 1 |
| #182 | spirit sheet | 1 |
| #207 | spoonful of Linguine-Os | 1 |
| #212 | tangled mass of creepy pasta | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #713 | towel | 11 |
| #241 | unused walkie-talkie | 1 |
| #189 | warbear LP-ROM burner | 1 |
| #186 | warbear auto-anvil | 1 |
| #106 | warbear badge | 1 |
| #479 | warbear battery | 1 |
| #436 | warbear beeping telegram | 1 |
| #293 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 1 |
| #188 | warbear chemistry lab | 1 |
| #308 | warbear drone assembler | 1 |
| #228 | warbear empathy chip | 2 |
| #200 | warbear energy bracers | 1 |
| #189 | warbear exo-arm | 1 |
| #197 | warbear feasting bread | 1 |
| #190 | warbear feasting mead | 1 |
| #8 | warbear feathered fedora | 1 |
| #211 | warbear foil hat | 1 |
| #384 | warbear gyrocopter | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #180 | warbear jackhammer drill press | 1 |
| #199 | warbear laser beacon | 1 |
| #436 | warbear metalworking primer | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #217 | warbear officer requisition box | 1 |
| #198 | warbear oil pan | 1 |
| #423 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 1 |
| #382 | warbear requisition box | 1 |
| #422 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 1 |
| #433 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 1 |
| #298 | warbear soda machine assembler | 1 |
| #650 | warbear whosit | 1 |