| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #58 | Chakra Libre | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #232 | Crimbo salad | 5 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #305 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 2 |
| #141 | Crimbot battery | 10 |
| #39 | En Una Fila Tequila | 2 |
| #62 | Green Burlap | 1 |
| #502 | Green Clover of Justice | 4 |
| #76 | Green Giant | 1 |
| #47 | Green Manalishi | 96 |
| #36 | Green Muslin | 2 |
| #166 | How to Play Othello | 1 |
| #502 | Iron Beta of Industry | 14 |
| #101 | New Age healing crystal | 1 |
| #517 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 4 |
| #1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| 🥇 | Party Tattoo™ gift certificate | 1 |
| #462 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 2 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| #48 | TRIO cup of beer | 3 |
| #63 | Temps Tempranillo | 3 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #743 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 4 |
| #321 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 4 |
| #73 | angst burger | 10 |
| #92 | bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ | 1 |
| #129 | chakra-mental wine | 1 |
| #109 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #147 | choco-Crimbot | 10 |
| #126 | eldritch alignment spray | 1 |
| #384 | eldritch effluvium | 1 |
| #40 | gamma nog | 65 |
| #60 | glass of herbal tequila | 48 |
| #1010 | green candy heart | 2 |
| #250 | green candygram | 1 |
| #400 | green clay bead | 19 |
| #52 | green eggnog | 4 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| #101 | green hamhock | 1 |
| #13 | green mana | 111 |
| #163 | green peawee marble | 4 |
| #11 | green pill | 3 |
| #1107 | green pixel | 1 |
| #91 | green pixel potion | 14 |
| #81 | green smoke bomb | 37 |
| #431 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 2 |
| #78 | hambrosier | 3 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| #10 | haunted pizza | 11 |
| #205 | mime army wine | 1 |
| #68 | party beer bomb | 3 |
| #390 | pie man was not meant to eat | 1 |
| #53 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 2 |
| #614 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #60 | round green sunglasses | 18 |
| #15 | rubber spider | 141 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #38 | silent F | 2 |
| #202 | silent I | 1 |
| #172 | silent J | 1 |
| #14 | silent K | 5 |
| #73 | silent V | 1 |
| #122 | silent W | 1 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| #218 | solid gold bowling ball | 86 |
| #72 | solid gold jewel | 15 |
| #177 | solid gold pegleg | 30 |
| #216 | stale cheer wine | 1 |
| #180 | thick walrus blubber | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #469 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 2 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot mega face | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot power glove | 1 |
| #64 | toy Crimbot rocket legs | 1 |
| #62 | toy Crimbot super fist | 1 |
| #1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #46 | warbear feasting mead | 15 |
| #65 | whiskey in a broken glass | 50 |