| #486 | Ancient Saucehelm | 5 |
| #308 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 2 |
| #1274 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 9 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #31 | Blatantly Canadian | 887 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1985 | Boss Bat britches | 3 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1871 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #525 | Colander of Em-er'il | 5 |
| #520 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 6 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #620 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 4 |
| #947 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #743 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #318 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 6 |
| #660 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 5 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| 🥇 | White Citadel burger | 25,000 |
| #77 | White Citadel fries | 26 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #451 | aspirin | 2 |
| #1915 | badass belt | 28 |
| #520 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #463 | big rock | 1 |
| #812 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #877 | blue snowcone | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #383 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 3 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #3695 | box of sunshine | 17 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1461 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 5 |
| #1675 | candied yams | 4 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1782 | candy stake | 4 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #92 | cheap toaster | 18 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1954 | diamond necklace | 3 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #291 | false eyelashes | 1 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #633 | fancy chocolate | 5 |
| #154 | fuzzy dice | 19 |
| #1745 | gingerbread horror | 4 |
| #516 | green balloon | 3 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #841 | green snowcone | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #1020 | grue egg | 26 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #123 | heart of rock and roll | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #538 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #1014 | herbal stuffing | 7 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #372 | lovecat tail | 2 |
| #722 | lucky rabbit's foot | 9 |
| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #2527 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #2560 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #1964 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #1085 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #860 | orange snowcone | 1 |
| #30 | orange traffic cone | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #83 | pilgrim shield | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #782 | purple snowcone | 2 |
| #845 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1485 | spooky eggnog | 4 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #1711 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #42 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 6 |
| #7818 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #120 | stuffed zmobie | 13 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #321 | tasket | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #263 | tisket | 1 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #1006 | tofurkey leg | 8 |
| #598 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #646 | whiskey and cola | 1 |
| #739 | white chocolate chip cookies | 1 |
| #2120 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| #553 | zombie pineal gland | 9 |