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| #586 | Blatantly Canadian | 1 |
| #1352 | Cloaca-Cola | 3 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1845 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #705 | Dyspepsi grenade | 15 |
| #1739 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 5 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #1962 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 2 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #1008 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #2951 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #884 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #893 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #946 | antique spear | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1146 | banana | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #664 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #748 | briefcase | 1 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #3110 | candy stake | 2 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1810 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #1441 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 4 |
| #1465 | corpse on the beach | 2 |
| #1815 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1462 | corpsetini | 2 |
| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #589 | deodorant | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #1263 | doll house | 2 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #280 | felt | 29 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #788 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #2154 | fruitcake | 4 |
| #3040 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #653 | googly eye | 20 |
| #971 | grouchy restless spirit | 1 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #1111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1412 | kite | 3 |
| #455 | leaflet | 1 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #1725 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #375 | los chinos | 1 |
| #1297 | mariachi pants | 1 |
| #335 | meatcar model | 1 |
| #494 | mother's little helper | 3 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1756 | pail | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #450 | poultrygeist | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #588 | screwdriver | 1 |
| #104 | sequined fez | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1655 | spooky felt | 2 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1890 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1575 | spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #941 | spooky stick | 3 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1506 | spooky wooden block | 2 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #1192 | stringy sinew | 6 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #333 | stuffing | 27 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #902 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 2 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #464 | tooth | 9 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #325 | toy wheel | 29 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #931 | wooden block | 2 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |