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| #587 | Blatantly Canadian | 1 |
| #1352 | Cloaca-Cola | 3 |
| #1154 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1853 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #707 | Dyspepsi grenade | 15 |
| #1739 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 5 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1688 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #1962 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 2 |
| #646 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #2948 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #888 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #898 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #906 | antique shield | 1 |
| #948 | antique spear | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #1030 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1147 | banana | 1 |
| #1914 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1065 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1654 | blood flower | 1 |
| #665 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #1073 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #746 | briefcase | 1 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #3108 | candy stake | 2 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1811 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #1440 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 4 |
| #1470 | corpse on the beach | 2 |
| #1819 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1467 | corpsetini | 2 |
| #1292 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #591 | deodorant | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #1263 | doll house | 2 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #3837 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #2519 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #281 | felt | 29 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #793 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #2153 | fruitcake | 4 |
| #3042 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #657 | googly eye | 20 |
| #973 | grouchy restless spirit | 1 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #1110 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1412 | kite | 3 |
| #456 | leaflet | 1 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #1726 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #377 | los chinos | 1 |
| #1299 | mariachi pants | 1 |
| #335 | meatcar model | 1 |
| #494 | mother's little helper | 3 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1761 | pail | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #448 | poultrygeist | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #589 | screwdriver | 1 |
| #104 | sequined fez | 1 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1655 | spooky felt | 2 |
| #1478 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1893 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1573 | spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #941 | spooky stick | 3 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1572 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1505 | spooky wooden block | 2 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1826 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #1194 | stringy sinew | 6 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #333 | stuffing | 27 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #899 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 2 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8254 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8222 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4498 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8153 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8062 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8130 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8071 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8103 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8116 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8102 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4451 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8227 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8162 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8139 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4039 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #464 | tooth | 9 |
| #2528 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #326 | toy wheel | 29 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #932 | wooden block | 2 |
| #2366 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |