| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1673 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1481 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #520 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 6 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #949 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #1165 | Ent cider | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #3899 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #476 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 7 |
| #488 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 40 |
| #1611 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1458 | Valentine | 7 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #680 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #230 | astronaut ice-cream | 2 |
| #1972 | badass belt | 27 |
| #1654 | blood flower | 1 |
| #7456 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #2173 | brick | 3 |
| #60 | broken cellular phone | 117 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #171 | cheap wind-up clock | 4 |
| #1820 | duct tape | 4 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1241 | fuzzy dice | 5 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #2042 | grue egg | 11 |
| #466 | grue egg omelette | 4 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #448 | mafia aria | 51 |
| #3382 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #426 | scroll of pasta summoning | 29 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3791 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #1402 | stainless steel shillelagh | 3 |
| #932 | stainless steel skullcap | 4 |
| #840 | stainless steel slacks | 5 |
| #1862 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1709 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #1580 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #337 | support cummerbund | 21 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8215 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8254 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8222 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4498 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8153 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8061 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8129 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8071 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8201 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8103 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4451 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8227 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8162 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8139 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4039 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #863 | worthless knick-knack | 2 |