| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #759 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 1 |
| #1678 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #409 | Crimbo Credit | 6 |
| #363 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 1 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 1 |
| #136 | Effermint™ tablets | 20 |
| #202 | Everlasting Deckswabber | 1 |
| #36 | Humpty Dumplings | 1 |
| #428 | Jack-in-the-box | 14 |
| #691 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #118 | Milk Studs | 87 |
| #357 | PEEZ dispenser | 1 |
| #135 | PlexiPips | 1 |
| #143 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| #142 | Swizzler | 81 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #425 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 3 |
| #498 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #970 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #983 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 3 |
| #1398 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 2 |
| #887 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 3 |
| #653 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #951 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #1023 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 2 |
| #131 | Way More Tears™ pepper spray | 29 |
| #69 | Xiblaxian 5D printer | 1 |
| #1433 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #51 | ancient turtle shell | 1 |
| #57 | ancient turtle shell helmet | 1 |
| #25 | ancient turtle shell powder | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #148 | badge of authority | 1 |
| #143 | bag of W&Ws | 85 |
| #172 | ballast turtle | 1 |
| #2122 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #681 | beach glass bead | 1 |
| #744 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #388 | blue class ring | 6 |
| #122 | blue shell | 1 |
| #593 | bottle of whiskey | 39 |
| #105 | bottlecap turtle | 2 |
| #139 | box of Dweebs | 76 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| #77 | boxcar turtle | 1 |
| #93 | bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #80 | cardboard box turtle | 1 |
| #131 | carton of rotten eggs | 28 |
| #246 | chocolate disco ball | 1 |
| #227 | chocolate pasta spoon | 1 |
| #215 | chocolate saucepan | 1 |
| #203 | chocolate turtle totem | 1 |
| #482 | clay peace-sign bead | 3 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #279 | disco horoscope (Aquarius) | 1 |
| #280 | disco horoscope (Aries) | 1 |
| #237 | disco horoscope (Cancer) | 2 |
| #248 | disco horoscope (Capricorn) | 2 |
| #211 | disco horoscope (Gemini) | 3 |
| #261 | disco horoscope (Leo) | 1 |
| #278 | disco horoscope (Libra) | 1 |
| #276 | disco horoscope (Pisces) | 1 |
| #272 | disco horoscope (Sagittarius) | 1 |
| #197 | disco horoscope (Scorpio) | 4 |
| #255 | disco horoscope (Taurus) | 2 |
| #278 | disco horoscope (Virgo) | 1 |
| #268 | dollar-sign bag | 1 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #44 | dueling banjo | 1 |
| #126 | dueling turtle | 1 |
| #133 | eggman noodles | 1 |
| #477 | enormous hoop earring | 1 |
| #83 | filigreed hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #107 | filigreed hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #232 | freshwater pearl necklace | 1 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #64 | furry green earmuffs | 1 |
| #196 | furry green turtle | 1 |
| #4729 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #947 | garish pinky ring | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #787 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| #694 | green clay bead | 6 |
| #176 | grinning turtle | 1 |
| #3465 | grue egg | 4 |
| #3380 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1673 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #245 | huge bowl of candy | 1 |
| #286 | huge gold coin | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #230 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #66 | knobby kneepads | 1 |
| #381 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #272 | massive gemstone | 1 |
| #129 | padded tortoise | 1 |
| #56 | painted shield | 1 |
| #158 | painted turtle | 1 |
| #525 | purple clay bead | 3 |
| #1012 | red class ring | 1 |
| #73 | reinforced furry underpants | 1 |
| #94 | samurai turtle | 1 |
| #36 | samurai turtle helmet | 1 |
| #68 | sebaceous shield | 1 |
| #133 | security flashlight | 9 |
| #179 | sewer turtle | 1 |
| #201 | skeletortoise | 1 |
| #320 | sleeping wereturtle | 2 |
| #107 | slingshot | 13 |
| #31 | snailmail breeches | 1 |
| #34 | snailmail coif | 1 |
| #42 | snailmail hauberk | 1 |
| #120 | soup turtle | 1 |
| #36 | soup-chucks | 1 |
| #193 | spray paint | 22 |
| #2929 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #5197 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 6 |
| #3983 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 10 |
| #3095 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #5246 | stuffed angry cow | 6 |
| #3977 | stuffed astral badger | 10 |
| #3785 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 11 |
| #4794 | stuffed cocoabo | 7 |
| #4619 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 8 |
| #5330 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 6 |
| #5743 | stuffed hand turkey | 5 |
| #1918 | stuffed key | 9 |
| #6284 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #2661 | stuffed monocle | 4 |
| #4954 | stuffed scary death orb | 7 |
| #6361 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 4 |
| #5150 | stuffed snowy owl | 6 |
| #4298 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 9 |
| #5288 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #2909 | stuffed teddy butler | 2 |
| #3089 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
| #2109 | stuffed treasure chest | 6 |
| #6337 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #140 | sturdy cane | 8 |
| #211 | tiny Mountie hat | 2 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #1002 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 1 |
| #102 | tiny bust of Pallas | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #492 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 4 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #752 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 2 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #748 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #353 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 2 |
| #607 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 3 |
| #481 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 4 |
| #322 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 2 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #616 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 3 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #342 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 2 |
| #335 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 2 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #478 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 4 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #762 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 2 |
| #309 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 6 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #184 | tiny fly glasses | 1 |
| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #4903 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #779 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1791 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #4831 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #4855 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6126 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #4878 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #6225 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #6082 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #6159 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #6150 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #6119 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #4889 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #6156 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #110 | torquoise | 1 |
| #38 | torquoise ring | 1 |
| #96 | tortoboggan | 2 |
| #33 | tortoboggan shield | 1 |
| #196 | turtle wax | 1 |
| #47 | turtle wax greaves | 1 |
| #57 | turtle wax helmet | 1 |
| #85 | turtle wax shield | 1 |
| #101 | turtlemail breeches | 1 |
| #110 | turtlemail coif | 1 |
| #111 | turtlemail hauberk | 1 |
| #97 | unused walkie-talkie | 9 |
| #2167 | valuable trinket | 3 |
| #73 | walrus ice cream | 2 |
| #684 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |
| #455 | white class ring | 13 |