| #1221 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #1566 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 7 |
| #447 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 2 |
| #52 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 9 |
| #342 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #251 | Chroner | 192 |
| #163 | Claybender glasses | 1 |
| #999 | Crown of the Goblin King | 24 |
| #93 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 6 |
| #858 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 4 |
| #1258 | Drowsy Sword | 9 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #406 | Green Clover of Justice | 5 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #716 | Imp Ale | 137 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #726 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 37 |
| #1004 | Mad Train wine | 28 |
| #66 | Mark V Steam-Hat | 6 |
| #390 | Misty Cape | 1 |
| #378 | Misty Robe | 1 |
| #477 | Mohawk wig | 12 |
| #661 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 3 |
| #524 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #20 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 7 |
| #126 | Red Balloon of Valor | 2 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1930 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 2 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #441 | Typical Tavern swill | 6 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #130 | Whatsian Ionic Pliers | 2 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #622 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 5 |
| #477 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 24 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #181 | baconstone | 39 |
| #1686 | badass belt | 32 |
| #2122 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #395 | batblade | 6 |
| #412 | beach glass bead | 6 |
| #977 | bottle of goofballs | 26 |
| #48 | brick of sand | 37 |
| #33 | bubblin' crude | 1,183 |
| #281 | bunny liver | 25 |
| #713 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #208 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 4 |
| #482 | clay peace-sign bead | 3 |
| #238 | clownskin belt | 1 |
| #184 | cold wad | 11 |
| #82 | corned-beef Reuben | 51 |
| #493 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 1 |
| #507 | dead guy's watch | 10 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #479 | disassembled clover | 104 |
| #21 | disposable instant camera | 18 |
| #17 | dollar sign | 5 |
| #4231 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #73 | elegant nightstick | 8 |
| #263 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 50 |
| #18 | equal sign | 15 |
| #388 | fancy seashell necklace | 6 |
| #223 | fat stacks of cash | 64 |
| #379 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #287 | flaregun | 49 |
| #19 | flask flops | 83 |
| #4729 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #478 | fuzzy earmuffs | 2 |
| #493 | fuzzy montera | 2 |
| #184 | gauze garter | 100 |
| #280 | ghost of a necklace | 12 |
| #772 | giant needle | 13 |
| #68 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 14 |
| #75 | gold Boozehounds Anonymous token | 14 |
| #151 | green clay bead | 83 |
| #172 | guitar pick | 27 |
| #227 | hamethyst | 33 |
| #1211 | handful of confetti | 33 |
| #120 | handful of sand | 219 |
| #1388 | heart of the volcano | 2 |
| 🥈 | hemp net | 3,200 |
| #476 | hot katana blade | 20 |
| #455 | leaflet | 1 |
| #22 | left bracket | 16 |
| #24 | left parenthesis | 82 |
| #292 | lihc eye | 68 |
| #95 | loadstone | 12 |
| #90 | lump of diamond | 50 |
| #10 | lynyrdskin tunic | 11 |
| #162 | megatofu | 66 |
| #317 | mushroom fermenting solution | 24 |
| #39 | natty blue ascot | 8 |
| #1607 | obsidian dagger | 8 |
| #28 | old coin purse | 1,336 |
| #84 | old leather wallet | 240 |
| #890 | old sweatpants | 56 |
| #87 | orcish rubber | 23 |
| #131 | ornate ancient cursed chest | 2 |
| #612 | palm frond | 3 |
| #1585 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #459 | phat turquoise bead | 8 |
| #143 | pink clay bead | 143 |
| #60 | plaid swatch | 11 |
| #146 | porquoise | 44 |
| #141 | purple clay bead | 32 |
| #659 | really dense meat stack | 9 |
| #40 | red button | 417 |
| #22 | red red wine | 135 |
| #25 | red velvet cake | 137 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #50 | right parenthesis | 4 |
| #858 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 2 |
| #411 | rocky raccoon | 20 |
| #1192 | roll of toilet paper | 29 |
| #124 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 24 |
| #184 | sealhide seal doll | 7 |
| #2572 | shiny ring | 2 |
| #177 | skeleton key | 50 |
| #217 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 5 |
| #302 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 36 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #308 | sonar-in-a-biscuit | 35 |
| #887 | spectre scepter | 36 |
| #384 | spider web | 115 |
| #162 | stench wad | 58 |
| #118 | stolen sushi | 46 |
| #151 | sugar shield | 2 |
| #221 | sunken chest | 78 |
| #134 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 4 |
| #797 | tiny house | 103 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #336 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 3 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #188 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 5 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #107 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #860 | unusual disco ball | 3 |
| #463 | useless powder | 264 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #162 | wreath of laurels | 4 |