| 🥇 | Franken Stein | 1 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| #43 | Crimbow Rainbo | 1 |
| #42 | Crimbuccaneer captain's purse | 12 |
| #84 | Crimbuccaneer flotsam | 118 |
| #133 | Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail | 1 |
| #46 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 1,105 |
| #41 | Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso | 24 |
| #90 | Elf Army machine parts | 18 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #153 | Elf Guard MPC | 1,003 |
| #52 | Elf Guard payroll bag | 10 |
| #80 | Elf Guard strategic map | 1 |
| #81 | Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1376 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #510 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 5 |
| 🥇 | Toot Oriole care package | 1 |
| #1139 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #1539 | baby killer bee | 2 |
| #1792 | barrrnacle | 2 |
| #74 | beaver punch (cherry) | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #19 | bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button) | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #277 | cabooze | 1 |
| #265 | chakra sludge | 1 |
| #143 | chocomotive | 6 |
| #141 | corned beet | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #344 | discocktail | 1 |
| #215 | dregs of a Crimbo cocktail | 1 |
| #296 | electrical thingamabob | 14 |
| #93 | flask of egggrog | 1 |
| #113 | freightcake | 7 |
| #1027 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #45 | gingerbread nylons | 14 |
| #436 | gingerbread robot | 3 |
| #40 | grog nuts | 12 |
| #67 | hot wine | 2 |
| #87 | huge Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #165 | lost elf luggage | 1 |
| #105 | military-grade peppermint oil | 1 |
| #372 | negative lump | 1 |
| 🥉 | nest egg | 1 |
| #226 | non-aged vinegar | 1 |
| #677 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #134 | pickled bread | 1 |
| #406 | plastic ingot | 3 |
| #391 | red ale | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #140 | salted mutton | 1 |
| #216 | smiling rat | 1 |
| #1974 | spade necklace | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #4494 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 8 |
| #5727 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 5 |
| #6262 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #6383 | stuffed astral badger | 4 |
| #5276 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #4472 | stuffed cocoabo | 8 |
| #5801 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 5 |
| #5818 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 5 |
| #4890 | stuffed hand turkey | 7 |
| #6998 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #5337 | stuffed scary death orb | 6 |
| #4925 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 7 |
| #4394 | stuffed snowy owl | 8 |
| #4941 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 7 |
| #6270 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #5773 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #23 | sugarplum ration | 26 |
| #65 | sundae ration | 10 |
| #256 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 7 |
| #743 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 2 |
| #322 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 6 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #190 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 8 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #226 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 3 |
| #98 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 11 |
| #122 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 10 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #387 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 5 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #244 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 7 |
| #302 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 6 |
| #307 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 2 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #122 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 4 |
| #497 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 4 |
| #601 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 3 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #489 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 4 |
| #100 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 11 |
| #112 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 4 |
| #388 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 5 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #19 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #803 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #2824 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #2754 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #107 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #2091 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #35 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #2756 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #2778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #2824 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2147 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 3 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #5 | wet tack | 12 |
| #30 | whalecake | 2 |
| #96 | whalesteak | 2 |