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| #581 | Chroner | 1 |
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| #347 | D roll | 1 |
| #49 | Every Day is Like This Sundae | 1 |
| #165 | Fantasma en la Máquina | 10 |
| #281 | Friendliness Beverage | 1 |
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| #60 | Hairpiece On Fire | 1 |
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| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
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| #167 | La Fantasma y La Oscuridad | 8 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #44 | Meat Tenderizer is Murder | 1 |
| #43 | Miserable Pie | 1 |
| #157 | ND | 1 |
| #370 | New Zealand iced tea | 1 |
| #39 | Ouija Board, Ouija Board | 1 |
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| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #33 | Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals | 1 |
| #52 | Strikes Again Bigmouth | 1 |
| #214 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #237 | WA | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #217 | Ye Olde Medieval Insult | 1 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #139 | asparagus lo mein | 1 |
| #642 | asshat | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #107 | banjo kazoo mount | 1 |
| #50 | bartender skull | 1 |
| #286 | beach glass necklace | 1 |
| #255 | beer goggles | 1 |
| #152 | birdbone corset | 1 |
| #269 | blackberry combat boots | 1 |
| #140 | blackberry galoshes | 1 |
| #220 | blackberry moccasins | 1 |
| #226 | blackberry slippers | 1 |
| #211 | blue grass | 1 |
| #1327 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #1585 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #340 | bottle of sake | 1 |
| #1370 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #1262 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #181 | box-in-the-box-in-the-box | 1 |
| #1335 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #66 | boxing glove on a spring | 1 |
| #247 | brains casserole | 1 |
| #250 | brainy skull | 1 |
| #615 | bubblewrap ore | 1 |
| #255 | candy cigarette | 1 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #84 | chef skull | 1 |
| #25 | club of corruption | 1 |
| #1219 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #167 | cool mushroom casserole | 1 |
| #27 | decaying wooden oar | 1 |
| #136 | dense meat stack | 10,838 |
| #82 | dense meat sword | 1 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #153 | detective skull | 1 |
| #291 | disembodied smile | 1 |
| #76 | dream of a dog | 1 |
| #240 | droll monocle | 1 |
| #516 | ducha de oro | 1 |
| #228 | eXtreme nose ring | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #204 | enchanted eyepatch | 1 |
| #733 | enormous belt buckle | 1 |
| #251 | figurine of a charred seal | 13 |
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| #147 | figurine of a cute baby seal | 1 |
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| #275 | figurine of a slippery seal | 6 |
| #303 | figurine of an ancient seal | 1 |
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| #153 | fishy fish casserole | 1 |
| #130 | fruity girl swill | 1 |
| #196 | future drug: Coolscaline | 1 |
| #187 | future drug: Muscularactum | 1 |
| #190 | future drug: Smartinex | 1 |
| #947 | garish pinky ring | 1 |
| #987 | giant designer sunglasses | 1 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #132 | gnatloaf casserole | 1 |
| #144 | gnatwing earring | 1 |
| #218 | gnoll-tooth necklace | 1 |
| #788 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| #243 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
| #4471 | grue egg | 2 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #132 | hep waders | 1 |
| #728 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #242 | jive turkey leg | 1 |
| #374 | kiwi | 1 |
| #245 | kiwi beak | 1 |
| #280 | large cocoa eggshell fragment | 1 |
| #148 | law-abiding citizen cane | 1 |
| #124 | leaf | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #279 | legitimate business on the beach | 1 |
| #60 | lifeless meat doll | 1 |
| #202 | liquid shifting time weirdness | 1 |
| #141 | little black book | 1 |
| #141 | long pork casserole | 1 |
| #140 | long pork chop sandwiches | 1 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #919 | marshmallow | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #163 | painting of a glass of wine | 1 |
| #687 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #301 | phat turquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #727 | pirate pelvis | 1 |
| #1183 | pool cue | 1 |
| #622 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #35 | rat tooth polish | 1 |
| #224 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #37 | rusty old lantern | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #233 | silent pea shooter | 1 |
| #1119 | snake | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #746 | solid gold pegleg | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1134 | sparkler | 1 |
| #604 | star hat | 1 |
| #419 | star sword | 1 |
| #69 | strange helix fossil | 1 |
| #3119 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3095 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1866 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2663 | stuffed key | 1 |
| #1958 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #3052 | stuffed mink | 1 |
| #3092 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
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| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
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| #3088 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #414 | styrofoam ore | 3 |
| #109 | super-absorbent tarp | 1 |
| #349 | tambourine | 1 |
| #436 | tequila sunrise | 1 |
| #179 | throwing candy | 1 |
| #190 | tiny bowler | 1 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
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| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #545 | tofu casserole | 1 |
| #124 | tropical swill | 1 |
| #235 | unquiet spirits | 1 |
| 🥈 | walkie-talkie | 1 |
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| #229 | yellow drunki-bear | 1 |