| #236 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 1 |
| #93 | Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #28 | Dragonscale breastplate | 1 |
| #88 | El Vibrato restraints | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #82 | Glenn's golden dice | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #36 | Humpty Dumplings | 1 |
| #479 | Jocko Homo's head | 4 |
| #553 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 2 |
| #775 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #144 | Lobster qua Grill | 1 |
| #393 | Microplushie: Bropane | 25 |
| #366 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 9 |
| #385 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 11 |
| #252 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 10 |
| #451 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 15 |
| #300 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 43 |
| #431 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 2 |
| #422 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 12 |
| #394 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 29 |
| #339 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 20 |
| #463 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 16 |
| #347 | Orcish frat-paddle | 7 |
| #29 | Pener's drumstick | 3 |
| #103 | Pocket Square of Loathing | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #41 | Red Roger's reliquary | 29 |
| #709 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #29 | The One Mood Ring | 1 |
| #66 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 30 |
| #286 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 2 |
| #244 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 1 |
| #308 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 2 |
| #498 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #153 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 6 |
| #15 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 11 |
| #542 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 9 |
| #144 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #42 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 21 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 4 |
| #146 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 1 |
| #908 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 5 |
| #23 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 14 |
| #201 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 2 |
| #41 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 21 |
| #106 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 2 |
| #42 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 19 |
| #254 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 3 |
| #152 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 2 |
| #89 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 13 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #274 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 5 |
| #546 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 4 |
| #215 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 2 |
| #885 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 10 |
| #113 | Vial of jus de larmes | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #9 | baconstone-handled sixgun | 1 |
| #115 | beautiful soup | 1 |
| #584 | bite-me-red lipstick | 1 |
| #192 | bowling ball | 2 |
| #318 | brass stinger | 1 |
| #7 | cardboard wakizashi | 3,308 |
| #115 | chain-mail monokini | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #47 | cow poker | 1 |
| #97 | demon whip | 1 |
| #355 | designer handbag | 8 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #133 | eggman noodles | 1 |
| #36 | everfull glass | 1 |
| #122 | fancy bath salts | 198 |
| #736 | fetid feather | 1 |
| #856 | flaming feather | 1 |
| #789 | flirtatious feather | 1 |
| #776 | frightful feather | 1 |
| #726 | frozen feather | 2 |
| #1220 | furry fur | 5 |
| #64 | glimmering great tit feather | 1 |
| #374 | green clay bead | 21 |
| #87 | groupie bra | 1 |
| #123 | groupie lipstick | 1 |
| #2476 | grue egg | 8 |
| #8 | hamethyst-handled sixgun | 1 |
| #155 | leather chaps | 26 |
| #110 | leather mask | 77 |
| #1413 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #634 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 1 |
| #143 | missing wine | 1 |
| #283 | old sweatpants | 258 |
| #88 | palm-frond whip | 2 |
| #375 | perforated battle paddle | 6 |
| #47 | pink-belly slapper | 3 |
| #9 | porquoise-handled sixgun | 1 |
| #366 | purple clay bead | 7 |
| #6 | quicksilver spurs | 1 |
| #45 | rattail whip | 2 |
| #73 | reinforced furry underpants | 1 |
| #25 | roll of toilet paper | 3,410 |
| #272 | rose | 1 |
| #90 | silver cow skull | 1 |
| #548 | small leather glove | 1 |
| #20 | space beast fur whip | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #78 | sticky hand whip | 1 |
| #184 | studded leather boxer shorts | 1 |
| #706 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 62 |
| #1610 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 31 |
| #2373 | stuffed Meat | 7 |
| #1360 | stuffed angry cow | 37 |
| #2354 | stuffed astral badger | 21 |
| #5760 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #6837 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
| #3816 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 11 |
| #4589 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 8 |
| #5743 | stuffed hand turkey | 5 |
| #2202 | stuffed key | 5 |
| #3190 | stuffed mind flayer | 14 |
| #1390 | stuffed mink | 27 |
| #2469 | stuffed monocle | 6 |
| #4954 | stuffed scary death orb | 7 |
| #5785 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 5 |
| #4735 | stuffed snowy owl | 7 |
| #4298 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 9 |
| #5288 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #2464 | stuffed teddy butler | 6 |
| #2562 | stuffed tin of caviar | 5 |
| #2515 | stuffed treasure chest | 2 |
| #4895 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 7 |
| #98 | tail o' nine cats | 1 |
| #148 | tangle of rat tails | 1 |
| #1623 | thin black candle | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #1531 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #27 | vinyl boots | 1 |
| #131 | walrus ice cream | 1 |
| #203 | whalebone corset | 2 |
| #220 | whip kit | 1 |