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| #94 | Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #27 | Dragonscale breastplate | 1 |
| #89 | El Vibrato restraints | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #83 | Glenn's golden dice | 1 |
| #1149 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #37 | Humpty Dumplings | 1 |
| #483 | Jocko Homo's head | 4 |
| #551 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 2 |
| #778 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #145 | Lobster qua Grill | 1 |
| #397 | Microplushie: Bropane | 25 |
| #370 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 9 |
| #389 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 11 |
| #253 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 10 |
| #455 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 15 |
| #301 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 43 |
| #434 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 2 |
| #428 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 12 |
| #397 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 29 |
| #342 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 20 |
| #467 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 16 |
| #348 | Orcish frat-paddle | 7 |
| #29 | Pener's drumstick | 3 |
| #107 | Pocket Square of Loathing | 1 |
| #261 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #42 | Red Roger's reliquary | 29 |
| #715 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| #1038 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #30 | The One Mood Ring | 1 |
| #69 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 30 |
| #295 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 2 |
| #280 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 1 |
| #323 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 2 |
| #501 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #158 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 6 |
| #15 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 11 |
| #545 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 9 |
| #154 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #42 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 21 |
| #1947 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #100 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #91 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 4 |
| #188 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 1 |
| #924 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 5 |
| #23 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 14 |
| #208 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 2 |
| #41 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 21 |
| #117 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 2 |
| #43 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 19 |
| #255 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 3 |
| #163 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 2 |
| #98 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 13 |
| #1304 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #278 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 5 |
| #103 | Thwaitgold shield bug statuette | 1 |
| #584 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 4 |
| #249 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 2 |
| #895 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 10 |
| #117 | Vial of jus de larmes | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #9 | baconstone-handled sixgun | 1 |
| #118 | beautiful soup | 1 |
| #585 | bite-me-red lipstick | 1 |
| #194 | bowling ball | 2 |
| #318 | brass stinger | 1 |
| #7 | cardboard wakizashi | 3,308 |
| #115 | chain-mail monokini | 1 |
| #940 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #48 | cow poker | 1 |
| #97 | demon whip | 1 |
| #360 | designer handbag | 8 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #133 | eggman noodles | 1 |
| #35 | everfull glass | 1 |
| #123 | fancy bath salts | 198 |
| #738 | fetid feather | 1 |
| #856 | flaming feather | 1 |
| #790 | flirtatious feather | 1 |
| #777 | frightful feather | 1 |
| #727 | frozen feather | 2 |
| #1218 | furry fur | 5 |
| #64 | glimmering great tit feather | 1 |
| #381 | green clay bead | 21 |
| #91 | groupie bra | 1 |
| #124 | groupie lipstick | 1 |
| #2482 | grue egg | 8 |
| #8 | hamethyst-handled sixgun | 1 |
| #157 | leather chaps | 26 |
| #111 | leather mask | 77 |
| #1430 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #650 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 1 |
| #144 | missing wine | 1 |
| #289 | old sweatpants | 258 |
| #88 | palm-frond whip | 2 |
| #377 | perforated battle paddle | 6 |
| #47 | pink-belly slapper | 3 |
| #9 | porquoise-handled sixgun | 1 |
| #370 | purple clay bead | 7 |
| #6 | quicksilver spurs | 1 |
| #45 | rattail whip | 2 |
| #73 | reinforced furry underpants | 1 |
| #26 | roll of toilet paper | 3,410 |
| #280 | rose | 1 |
| #90 | silver cow skull | 1 |
| #548 | small leather glove | 1 |
| #20 | space beast fur whip | 1 |
| #1800 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #80 | sticky hand whip | 1 |
| #185 | studded leather boxer shorts | 1 |
| #711 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 62 |
| #1619 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 31 |
| #2384 | stuffed Meat | 7 |
| #1369 | stuffed angry cow | 37 |
| #2363 | stuffed astral badger | 21 |
| #5773 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #6851 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
| #3827 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 11 |
| #4599 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 8 |
| #5754 | stuffed hand turkey | 5 |
| #2211 | stuffed key | 5 |
| #3198 | stuffed mind flayer | 14 |
| #1392 | stuffed mink | 27 |
| #2484 | stuffed monocle | 6 |
| #4964 | stuffed scary death orb | 7 |
| #5796 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 5 |
| #4745 | stuffed snowy owl | 7 |
| #4308 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 9 |
| #5299 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #2476 | stuffed teddy butler | 6 |
| #2578 | stuffed tin of caviar | 5 |
| #2534 | stuffed treasure chest | 2 |
| #4903 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 7 |
| #98 | tail o' nine cats | 1 |
| #153 | tangle of rat tails | 1 |
| #1620 | thin black candle | 1 |
| #3929 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #55 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #1548 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #27 | vinyl boots | 1 |
| #131 | walrus ice cream | 1 |
| #205 | whalebone corset | 2 |
| #220 | whip kit | 1 |