| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #886 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #81 | Ellsbury's skull | 1 |
| #508 | Green Clover of Justice | 4 |
| #470 | Iron Beta of Industry | 16 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #1573 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #280 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 11 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #31 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #262 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #42 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #15 | deck of lewd playing cards | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #76 | duct tape sword | 2 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #261 | facehugging alien | 1 |
| #2296 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #1206 | gloomy black mushroom | 2 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #275 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 2 |
| #108 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #106 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #30 | orange traffic cone | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #53 | plexiglass pants | 4 |
| #65 | plexiglass pendant | 3 |
| #106 | plexiglass pikestaff | 3 |
| #107 | plexiglass pinky ring | 2 |
| #147 | plexiglass pith helmet | 2 |
| #15 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 10 |
| #924 | pork elf goodies sack | 5 |
| #1301 | pretty flower | 9 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #842 | solid gold bowling ball | 17 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #407 | stainless steel scarf | 8 |
| #642 | stainless steel shillelagh | 7 |
| #555 | stainless steel skullcap | 6 |
| #381 | stainless steel slacks | 9 |
| #444 | stainless steel suspenders | 9 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #184 | stuffed can of asparagus | 100 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| 🥇 | titanium assault umbrella | 18,715 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1081 | wind-up chattering teeth | 20 |
| #402 | worthless knick-knack | 14 |
| #12 | wumpus-hair loincloth | 1 |
| #27 | wumpus-hair whip | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair wig | 1 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |